Hell stomach dash!

What?

Hectic Chemist Indeed!

What do you need Bella?

Food!

What would you like? Preferably something that cannot be used to shoot Jasper in the eye.

OH COME ON! IT WAS THAT ONE TIME! DROP IT!

One grape, one cherry, one raison, one watermelon-

Besides the point!

Fine. Then what do you want?

AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY BUT IF THE DOCTOR IS CUTE SCREW THE FRUIT.

You want an apple? Or Carlisle?

Option number one for one thousand!

Okay.

-He finds her an apple-

YUMMMMMMY

-She takes a bite, and a loose tooth pops out-

OH NO!

What is it now?

THE APPLE IS PLOTTING AGAINST ME! SHE IS PLOTING AGAINST THE WORLD WITH MY PET MONKEY BANNANERS!

Wait, who?

BANNERS DOES NOT LIKE THE WORLD BECAUSE PEOPLE THINK HE IS A FLAMINGO

Really.

The apple is the root of all evil!

Is it...

NO BANNANERS IS THE ROOT OF EVIL SHE IS HIS SIDE DISH

Side...dish?

Yep, clever eh?

Not really.

EDDY DONT LOVE ME!

Of course I do!

Then thwart Bannaners' evil plot!

And how would I do this?

By ordering him his own personal stalker at wwwww.org.ca.tv/bannanersevilplotahhhh!!.com

Umm, okay?

DID YOU KNOW IF YOU LOOK DOWN YOU SEE YOUR NOSE?

Yes.

I am looking down!

I see you.

EEE STALKERRR!!

Uh, okay then?

Were you ordered for me at wwwwww.org.ca.tv/bellaisthebestesteversheneedsawickedvampirehusband/stalkerwhowillpleaseletherdrivethevolvo?.ca

No. To the Volvo thing too.

Awwwwwzzz

That's nice.

DO THE CABBAGE PATCH! NO DO THE EDWARD!

What??

STARTS HOPPING UP AND DOWN ON ONE LEG WHILE DOING THE CABBAGE PATCH

What are you doing??

THE BAGEL TWIST!

A/N: Yay MSN convos! Credit to watchout4snakes dot com for the first 2 Bella-talks...The stalker-order sites don't exist, she lost a tooth by magic, and I take no credit for Bannaners, who is Chicken wings invention.