Dear Arthur,

...Shit did I install random things while I was piss drunk again? Damn it, there goes my food and booze money for a week. Anyways, sorry 'bout that.

I didn't mean to mistreat that unicorn! I swear! Now I feel bad. I don't need medication!...I'm gonna go sulk now.

-Tex-

P.S. If that's the case then I'm fucked. I think they were only nice to me out of pity anyways. Ever since I stopped being lonely and miserable, they've been pretty much assholes.


Texas,

Wow, for once I don't feel the need to patronize you. You're forgiven I guess. It's okay lass, stiff upper lip. Sorry that those fae hate you, but there's not much I can do about it. Try planting flowers, they rather like it when people do that...

Sincerely,

Arthur Kirkland