Me: We're getting some revenge for Jenny on Shinobi. *currently leading Shinobi to somewhere* Come on, slowpoke.
Shinobi: I don't get why you're doing this.
Me: *dark smirk* oh, you'll understand... *drags Shinobi*
Kyuubi: I've got a live feed to everyone. Don't ask, I just did.
Kyuubi Clones: *appear*
Kyuubi 2: We replaced everyone's cables with one that's connected to the large camera at the site.
Kyuubi: YOU IDIOTS! *dispels the Kage Bushins*
Me: Just stand right here, Shinobi. I'll be right back. *walks off* *goes around a corner and pulls out a walkie-talkie* Okay, Shadow, you're up.
Shadow: ...*warps fish guts above Shinobi and fish sausage appears around Shinobi, binding his fingers and body*
Shinobi: WHAT THE HELL?! *cats of all kinds of species fall on him from a dump truck full of them* AHHHHHH!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! GET THEM OFF!!!! *cats leave once they done mauling Shinobi for the food* *Shinobi looks to see Jenny, holding a chainsaw and a machete* Oh crap... *hides his face* NOT THE FACE!
YL got up slowly and faced the two before him.
"I am a man for peace and I don't like to fight," Tenbobo said.
"Then this will be boring," Lyra stated.
"Hold on. You didn't let me finish," Tenbobo said as he took out a phone book, "I hate fighting…"
He grabbed the book with both hands and ripped it in half.
"BUT I STILL LIKE TO RIP PHONE BOOKS APART!!!!" Tenbobo roared.
"This guy is crazy," Lyra Note whispered.
"I agree," Lyra nodded.
Tenbobo charged at YL with a bouquet of flowers.
"Well that's…" Roll began.
'Everyone saw Tenbobo do a Punch for Peach again while shoving the flowers down YL's throat.
"…NOT NICE!" Roll ended.
"Why do you keep on attacking him?" Lyra Note asked.
"He's been attacking me all this time," Tenbobo sniffled.
"How so?" Lyra asked.
"Isn't not attacking a secret way to attack?" Tenbobo sniffed, drying his tears with a 'Nu' handkerchief.
"Hmm… He shows a bit of wisdom," Metaknight stated.
Mewtwo and Rokusho nodded as well.
"But I will fight now!" Tenbobo declared, "In the Fighting-Smighting Super Fist, you must answer six questions! If your answers lead to peace…"
He held up a small green smile face pin.
"…You'll get this neat-o peace pin," Tenbobo said sweetly.
"Now that's so nice," Lyra Note said.
"But if your answers lead to violence…"
He cracked a whip.
"…I'll take you down!" Tenbobo threatened before having a solemn face, "And no pin."
"Now that is harsh," Lyra stated.
"Now for your first question! Young Link, how do we get people to stop fighting?"
"Um…food?"
"Oh I'm sorry. You got it wrong," Tenbobo said sadly.
He took out a laser.
"Now you'll have to answer to Mr. Bang-Bang!" Tenbobo growled as he open fired at YL, "This hurts me more than it does you! Really, it does! Really, it does!"
Lyra Note fired a fury of Shock Notes to go with Mr. Bang-Bang.
"Now for the second question; What's the one thing that's most important in achieving peace?" Tenbobo asked.
"More fighting?"
"Correct," Tenbobo smiled as he gave YL a bowl of ice cream, "Here you go."
"Thanks!" YL smiled, "Wanna share?"
"No, thank you," Lyra Note, Lyra, and Tenbobo replied.
"Now for the third question; How do we avoid a battle that seems impossible to avoid?"
YL finished eating his ice cream and thought.
"I say we just try and make peace or play dead," YL replied.
"THAT'S WRONG!" Tenbobo roared as he threw a large energy sphere at YL with Lyra Note shooting a Heavy Cannon BattleCard, "Now for the fourth question; Why did the chicken hm, hm, hm, hm?"
"To get to the other side?"
"Correct," Tenbobo replied, giving YL another bowl of ice cream who ate it, "Now for the fifth question; Why is it important to help people?"
"We do it because we have to," YL replied.
Tenbobo was busy chuckling as birds landed around him. Lyra Note took a picture of the scene.
"Um… Are you even listening?" YL asked.
"Yes. But your answer was wrong," Tenbobo replied as the birds mauled YL, "Now for the last question; Why is it that you always seem so sad to me?"
"But I'm not sad," YL replied.
"ERN! WRONG ANSWER!" Tenbobo barked, slamming YL's face into a desk, "You have failed the test! Now you must be taken down and not get your pin!"
A Smash Ball appeared and Tenbobo grabbed it with nose hair and let Lyra Note destroy it.
"SUPER FIST OF THE NOSE HAIR!" Tenbobo roared.
Lyra changed into a harp.
"HYPER HARP SYMPHONY!" Lyra Note shouted as she began to play Lyra perfectly.
Lyra began to glow before firing a giant assault of giant Shock Note all over the stage with the majority aimed at YL.
"Have a taste of peace with a heaping helping on nose hair!" Tenbobo shouted as he clobbered YL with his body covered in two long nose hairs, "You think he bought all that peace junk?"
The giant Shock Notes caused a giant explosion, sending YL flying away, losing his last stock.
"STOCKS DEPLETED! THE WINNERS ARE LYRA NOTE AND THE TWINS, CHIP AND CHOCOLATE!" Mr. Referee shouted.
-Everyone, I normally want to let Newcomers fight the Smashers first, but I'm going to let it slide for once since someone refuses to stop pestering me about wanting to see a fight- MH said over the intercom –So the purple team, Torchman and Magicman, and the red team, Protoman and, since no Newcomer wanted to work with him, something about him being a pompous arse or something, I chose BoBoBo to fight with him, report to the Entrance Hal. Don Patch, report to the Assist Trophy Room right now-
"Eek! But I don't wanna work with him!" BoBoBo, currently dressed up as a girl, screamed in a high pitch voice, "He looks as if he'll rape me!"
"YOU'RE TWO GUYS! I'M SURE HE'S NOT GAY!" Beauty barked.
The arena this time was a giant ice rink in the shape of a star with a thing plat form that stretch from one side of the rink to the other and two smaller thin platforms above the large thin platform. Protoman, Magicman, and Torchman appeared the same way Megaman and Roll did while BoBoBo, along with Jelly Jiggler for some reason, did the entire Rocky and Bullwinkle ending sketch.
"GET OUT OF HERE!" BoBoBo barked, slamming Jelly through the larger thin platform and on the ice.
"AH! HELP!" Jelly cried as his body was sucked into the ice.
"NO! JELLY JIGGLER!" BoBoBo cried, "He still owes me twenty dollars and a piece of lint!"
"THEN WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!" Torchman and Mr. Match barked.
"Once this is over, you're both under arrest," Chaud said.
"I am sorry, Chaud Blaze, but you cannot until the Smash Tournament is over," Yahoot replied.
"He is right, Sir Blaze," Magicman said.
"Don't get in my way," Protoman stated.
"THEN IT'S AGREED!" Mr. Referee shouted.
Everyone saw him skating on the rink… wearing a ballerina outfit.
"THAT'S JUST WRONG!" Gasser shouted.
"Trust me, he's done crazier," Ikki said, "He once wore a ballerina outfit with a swan sticking out of the front of the tutu."
Ikki and Metabee shivered.
"That was scary," Metabee stated.
"SMASHERS, READY? SMASHERS, CLASH!" Mr. Referee shouted.
Codex: Blaze the Cat
Mei Lung: Snake, be careful.
Snake: Why? I'm fighting a purple cat?
Mei Lung: She's violet, not purple. Also, she is Princess Blaze the Cat. She is the guardian of the Sol Emeralds, equal in power to the Chaos Emeralds.
Snake: So she has a Super Form as well?
Mei Lung: That's right. She changes into Burning Blaze. Blaze was born with the ability to produce high-powered flames and that power is increased seven-fold in Burning Blaze form.
Snake: Hmm… Time to de-claw this kitty.
(End Transmission)
