James and Sirius sat in the Gryffindor common room, chatting after a rather tedious day full of boring classes. "I'm taking Lily to Madame Puddifoot's next Hogsmeade visit," James mentioned dreamily when the subject of Hogsmeade arose.

"Try not to swallow each other," Sirius smirked. "Really, Prongs, you two are always on top of each other, snogging like there's no tomorrow. I'm surprised evolution hasn't kicked in by now and given you gills or something so that you could breathe at the same time."

"Come on, Padfoot, we can't be that bad, can we?"

"You're giving Frank and Alice a run for their money. Frank and Alice, James."

"Wow," James gaped. Frank Longbottom and Alice Fortescue were the most widely-known couple at Hogwarts. "It really is bad, isn't it?"