Ebony: welcome back to my ninja dare show... Featuring...

Sakura: me!

Slushy: and me!

Cast: why...

Ebony: our dareable extra host for the next two chapters Ninja pony...

Ninja Pony: hey!

Ebony: and yours truly! so... *tosses Ninja Pony some dare cards*

Ninja Pony: right. Cole?

Cole: fffffffff...

Ninja Pony: kiss Seliel.

Cole: yeah sure. but she's still-

Ebony: *pulls out a comic and opens it before shaking it out... then Seliel falls out. I guess she did manage to find her way back in there after all...*

Seliel: ow. *looks up* ya know... it's always welcomed when you ask like a normal human.

Ebony: but A. this is more fun and B. you'd never agree.

Seliel: yeah whatever. so.. what are you gonna make me do now?

Ebony: same as always. kissing your love interest.

Cole: *waves* hi.

Seliel: okay not a bear this- wait... what the hell happened to you?

Cole: *opens mouth to say something*

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Cole: T.T *closes mouth* yeah basically. so... *kisses Seliel*

Seliel: welp... *looks sadly at the cast* I am... really sorry for all you guys... but... uh... *grins slightly* I'm just glad this ain't a full time thing for me. *walks off before walking back in, picking up the comic and walking back out again*

Sakura: aww... cute. anyway... Kai must kiss Skylor, Zane must kiss Pixal and Jay must kiss Nya.

*respective ships kiss*

Lloyd: *pouting slightly* (in head: I'm not jealous... I don't even like Kai in that way...)

Zane: *nudges Lloyd* Jealous?

Lloyd: no.

Zane: really? my analysis suggests-

Lloyd: divide 0 by 0.

Zane: *eye twitches* I am not in the mood for repeating that mistake again.

Slushy: welp. and now, Lloyd and Nya have their dare passes revoked. so...

Lloyd & Nya: *hug dare passes protectively* nooo... you can't do that!

Slushy: I can. and I just did. *snaps fingers and is holding Lloyd and Nya's dare passes* that means you have to do all the dares now.

Other ninjas: *hug dare passes even more protectively. then the passes disappear*

Kai: WHAT?!

Jay: MY LIFELINE!

Cole: NO!

Zane: *opens chest panel and takes out more dare passes. then they disappear too* T_T -beep-.

Ebony: guess you lost them then.

Ninja Pony: yup.

Slushy: carrying on, Nya has to be beaten up by all the villains and no one can do anything about it.

Nya: *forces a smile* this day just keeps getting better and better!

Pythor: finally! it's been sso long ssince I sstretched my legss

Garmadon: *doesn't look up from his book* you have no legs Pythor.

Pythor: I can dream.

Clouse: I have been waiting for this for quite a while... *punches Nya in the face*

I don't envy Nya. I really don't...

Nya: *curled up on the ground*

Ebony: next- *sees Darreth playing pokemon Go* get out.

Darreth: *looks up briefly from phone* what?

Ebony: either get off that blasted game or face the horrors of todays mystery location.

Darreth: *overly confidently* doesn't sound that bad...

Ebony: *smirks* keep thinking that. anyway, *spins a random wheel of misfortune* today we are in... *wheel stops* hmm... the canyon of corpses...

Darreth: that's depressing.

Ebony: they have very pointy rocks.

Darreth: *slowly puts phone behind back*

Ninja pony: nope. too late. *throws him out the window*

Cast: 0.0 he's dead.

Darreth: OWW! MY SPINE!

Ebony: anyone else? *cast shakes head* didn't think so. anyway, I get a box of cinnamon rolls. *snaps fingers and a crate of cinnamon rolls appear* those are mine. *glares at cast* no one touch them. *ahem* also Jay has to read a Ronya fanfic.

Jay: noooo... *gets hit in the face by a Ronya fanfic*

later...

Jay: *closes fic and takes off reading glasses* I'm sorry, how does this work?

Ninja pony: Zane has to read a NyaXPixal fic.

Zane: *catches the fanfic* very well.

later...

Zane: of course.

Sakura: Slushy gets some chocolate brownies-

Slushy: yes!

Sakura: and Cole has to sing Stars by Skillet to-

Cole: Kai?

Sakura: yep.

Cole: right. *ahem*

-insert lyrics-

Slushy: now Lloyd must play Ben drowned.

Lloyd: great...

later...

Lloyd: okay... one last thing and- *screams* nope. nope nope nope nope nope. *throws tablet away* not doing that again.

Ninja Pony: that went well.

Ebony: Kai must now fight rain's OC Tracy.

Kai: here we go again.

Sakura: so... please welcome Tracy!

*Tracy comes in. he has short, shaggy black hair with orange highlights, blue eyes, fair skin and vampire fangs. he wears a very light blue ninja gi, black leather gloves, very light blue ninja hood, dark orange skinny jeans, Orange Jordans and a chain bracelet*

Tracy: hey.

Kai: great... a vampire.

Slushy: where's the enthusiasm?

Kai: six feet under.

Slushy: T.T hey whatever. so, you're allowed to use powers and spinjitsu only okay? so, Kai master of fire vs. Tracy master of magma and water... GO!

later...

Kai: *his gis grey now. because vampire and is holding crucifix menacingly* stay back! *tries to back away but falls over*

Tracy: hiss... *bucket of water lands on Kai's head*

Kai: *groans* okay. you win. you win. *sits up* ow...

Tracy: okay then... *walks out*

Ninja Pony: *squints at card* I can't read that.

Ebony: *squints at it harder* neither can I...

Ninja pony: okay then... *throws dare card over shoulder* Kai must now eat a bucket of worms.

Kai: where are the dare passes when you need them? *bucket of worms appear* no way. you cannot seriously think that I-

Ebony: *hands glowing grey* well, I guess I could always bring this back... I did miss it.

Kai: *gulps and looks at bucket* This is actually happening...

later...

Kai: *gags* why... god... why...?

Sakura: don't be so dramatic... anyway Cole & kai have to read Ninjago lemon-9 ColeXReaderXKai excitement.

Cole: ...

Kai: *busy being sick into the bucket*

later...

Cole: can't find it.

Sakura: what?

Cole: it's not there.

Sakura: you sure?

Cole: come look then.

Sakura: *looks at the computer screen* fine... Then Kai must read a greenflame fic!

Kai: *gets hit in the face by a greenflame fic* OOF! ah god...

later...

Kai: *face is bright red* yeah sure.

Slushy: and Cole must go on a date with Nya.

Jay: Oh come on!

Cole: T.T *slaps him* bring it up again and I swear...

Jay: *puts hands up in surrender* Sorry bro.

Cole: thank you. come on Nya. *walks out*

Nya: my life. it is great. *follows Cole out*

later...

Ebony: now, Jay must bathe in boiling water.

Jay: why... *suddenly in a bath of boiling water* AHHHHHHH AHHH IT'SSOHOT!AHGODITBURNS!

Kai: well... okay.

Ebony: it's not all that cool I g- *stops mid-sentence* bloody skeleton.

Ninja pony: anyway... Kai must drink all his hair gel without using his hands.

Kai: are you all trying to kill me or something?!

Slushy: you know better than to ask that question.

Kai: very true. *sighs* where's the gel? *large mountain of gel appears* mother of god...

later...

Ninja Pony: he's... still going?

Ebony: he should be- *Kai keels over* dead. yeah he's dead. again. Anywho, thanks for reading, follow, fav and review and we'll see ya all next time! BYEEEE~!