Ebony: welcome back to my ninja dare show... Featuring...
Sakura: me!
Slushy: and me!
Cast: why...
Ebony: our dareable extra host for the next two chapters Ninja pony...
Ninja Pony: hey!
Ebony: and yours truly! so... *tosses Ninja Pony some dare cards*
Ninja Pony: right. Cole?
Cole: fffffffff...
Ninja Pony: kiss Seliel.
Cole: yeah sure. but she's still-
Ebony: *pulls out a comic and opens it before shaking it out... then Seliel falls out. I guess she did manage to find her way back in there after all...*
Seliel: ow. *looks up* ya know... it's always welcomed when you ask like a normal human.
Ebony: but A. this is more fun and B. you'd never agree.
Seliel: yeah whatever. so.. what are you gonna make me do now?
Ebony: same as always. kissing your love interest.
Cole: *waves* hi.
Seliel: okay not a bear this- wait... what the hell happened to you?
Cole: *opens mouth to say something*
BUY MORE TOYS!
Cole: T.T *closes mouth* yeah basically. so... *kisses Seliel*
Seliel: welp... *looks sadly at the cast* I am... really sorry for all you guys... but... uh... *grins slightly* I'm just glad this ain't a full time thing for me. *walks off before walking back in, picking up the comic and walking back out again*
Sakura: aww... cute. anyway... Kai must kiss Skylor, Zane must kiss Pixal and Jay must kiss Nya.
*respective ships kiss*
Lloyd: *pouting slightly* (in head: I'm not jealous... I don't even like Kai in that way...)
Zane: *nudges Lloyd* Jealous?
Lloyd: no.
Zane: really? my analysis suggests-
Lloyd: divide 0 by 0.
Zane: *eye twitches* I am not in the mood for repeating that mistake again.
Slushy: welp. and now, Lloyd and Nya have their dare passes revoked. so...
Lloyd & Nya: *hug dare passes protectively* nooo... you can't do that!
Slushy: I can. and I just did. *snaps fingers and is holding Lloyd and Nya's dare passes* that means you have to do all the dares now.
Other ninjas: *hug dare passes even more protectively. then the passes disappear*
Kai: WHAT?!
Jay: MY LIFELINE!
Cole: NO!
Zane: *opens chest panel and takes out more dare passes. then they disappear too* T_T -beep-.
Ebony: guess you lost them then.
Ninja Pony: yup.
Slushy: carrying on, Nya has to be beaten up by all the villains and no one can do anything about it.
Nya: *forces a smile* this day just keeps getting better and better!
Pythor: finally! it's been sso long ssince I sstretched my legss
Garmadon: *doesn't look up from his book* you have no legs Pythor.
Pythor: I can dream.
Clouse: I have been waiting for this for quite a while... *punches Nya in the face*
I don't envy Nya. I really don't...
Nya: *curled up on the ground*
Ebony: next- *sees Darreth playing pokemon Go* get out.
Darreth: *looks up briefly from phone* what?
Ebony: either get off that blasted game or face the horrors of todays mystery location.
Darreth: *overly confidently* doesn't sound that bad...
Ebony: *smirks* keep thinking that. anyway, *spins a random wheel of misfortune* today we are in... *wheel stops* hmm... the canyon of corpses...
Darreth: that's depressing.
Ebony: they have very pointy rocks.
Darreth: *slowly puts phone behind back*
Ninja pony: nope. too late. *throws him out the window*
Cast: 0.0 he's dead.
Darreth: OWW! MY SPINE!
Ebony: anyone else? *cast shakes head* didn't think so. anyway, I get a box of cinnamon rolls. *snaps fingers and a crate of cinnamon rolls appear* those are mine. *glares at cast* no one touch them. *ahem* also Jay has to read a Ronya fanfic.
Jay: noooo... *gets hit in the face by a Ronya fanfic*
later...
Jay: *closes fic and takes off reading glasses* I'm sorry, how does this work?
Ninja pony: Zane has to read a NyaXPixal fic.
Zane: *catches the fanfic* very well.
later...
Zane: of course.
Sakura: Slushy gets some chocolate brownies-
Slushy: yes!
Sakura: and Cole has to sing Stars by Skillet to-
Cole: Kai?
Sakura: yep.
Cole: right. *ahem*
-insert lyrics-
Slushy: now Lloyd must play Ben drowned.
Lloyd: great...
later...
Lloyd: okay... one last thing and- *screams* nope. nope nope nope nope nope. *throws tablet away* not doing that again.
Ninja Pony: that went well.
Ebony: Kai must now fight rain's OC Tracy.
Kai: here we go again.
Sakura: so... please welcome Tracy!
*Tracy comes in. he has short, shaggy black hair with orange highlights, blue eyes, fair skin and vampire fangs. he wears a very light blue ninja gi, black leather gloves, very light blue ninja hood, dark orange skinny jeans, Orange Jordans and a chain bracelet*
Tracy: hey.
Kai: great... a vampire.
Slushy: where's the enthusiasm?
Kai: six feet under.
Slushy: T.T hey whatever. so, you're allowed to use powers and spinjitsu only okay? so, Kai master of fire vs. Tracy master of magma and water... GO!
later...
Kai: *his gis grey now. because vampire and is holding crucifix menacingly* stay back! *tries to back away but falls over*
Tracy: hiss... *bucket of water lands on Kai's head*
Kai: *groans* okay. you win. you win. *sits up* ow...
Tracy: okay then... *walks out*
Ninja Pony: *squints at card* I can't read that.
Ebony: *squints at it harder* neither can I...
Ninja pony: okay then... *throws dare card over shoulder* Kai must now eat a bucket of worms.
Kai: where are the dare passes when you need them? *bucket of worms appear* no way. you cannot seriously think that I-
Ebony: *hands glowing grey* well, I guess I could always bring this back... I did miss it.
Kai: *gulps and looks at bucket* This is actually happening...
later...
Kai: *gags* why... god... why...?
Sakura: don't be so dramatic... anyway Cole & kai have to read Ninjago lemon-9 ColeXReaderXKai excitement.
Cole: ...
Kai: *busy being sick into the bucket*
later...
Cole: can't find it.
Sakura: what?
Cole: it's not there.
Sakura: you sure?
Cole: come look then.
Sakura: *looks at the computer screen* fine... Then Kai must read a greenflame fic!
Kai: *gets hit in the face by a greenflame fic* OOF! ah god...
later...
Kai: *face is bright red* yeah sure.
Slushy: and Cole must go on a date with Nya.
Jay: Oh come on!
Cole: T.T *slaps him* bring it up again and I swear...
Jay: *puts hands up in surrender* Sorry bro.
Cole: thank you. come on Nya. *walks out*
Nya: my life. it is great. *follows Cole out*
later...
Ebony: now, Jay must bathe in boiling water.
Jay: why... *suddenly in a bath of boiling water* AHHHHHHH AHHH IT'SSOHOT!AHGODITBURNS!
Kai: well... okay.
Ebony: it's not all that cool I g- *stops mid-sentence* bloody skeleton.
Ninja pony: anyway... Kai must drink all his hair gel without using his hands.
Kai: are you all trying to kill me or something?!
Slushy: you know better than to ask that question.
Kai: very true. *sighs* where's the gel? *large mountain of gel appears* mother of god...
later...
Ninja Pony: he's... still going?
Ebony: he should be- *Kai keels over* dead. yeah he's dead. again. Anywho, thanks for reading, follow, fav and review and we'll see ya all next time! BYEEEE~!
