"Oh! HELLO LOSER FORCE 5…" The Anti-Vert snarled.

Vert hissed. "Alright team, we're two men down, so go hard, and DON'T WIPE OUT NO MATTER WHAT!"

"Allow us to introduce you to our newest teammates!" The Antis all stepped aside as a darker vehicle rode up into the center. Wait, there were two!

One gray, and one a deep dark orange.

Two figures stepped out to greet their opposites.

"Well, well, well…" Said the taller, skinnier one.

"Lookie what we got here Tezz!"

"Doppelgangers!"

The real Tezz and A.J. stepped out from their vehicles to meet the two.

A.J. looked psyched, but Tezz was serious and not wanting to waste any time.

The Anti's new recruits stepped from the shadows and came chest-to-chest with the real new members of BF5.

Tezz's opposite had white hair with black highlights, tan skin, and a THIN accent.

A.J.'s opposite was serious and just boring.

"Nice boots…" The Anti-Tezz said so everyone could hear.

"Thanks! It's for your ass." Tezz smirked back.

The real BF5 'Oohhh'ed in response.

Anti-Tezz just smirked back. "Of course it is… now if only we could fix your skin. WHAT ARE YOU, A VAMPIRE?"

"Sure! Then I can kill you in even more ways!" Tezz was pressing his chest further and harder onto his doppelganger's.

"So, you wanna settle the fight like THIS. Or you wanna race down a snowy mountain?"

"Snowboarding is dangerous. And fun. I don't like fun." His Anti scoffed.

There was something about the Anti-Tezz that just got the real Tezz's fire inside started.

He used 'like' a lot. Sort of like those peppy cheerleaders that love pink and Justin Bieber.

"You wanna, like go? WITH ME?" Anti-Tezz said.

"Oh ho ho, BRING IT!"

Anti-A.J. separated the two. "STOP! Fighting is dangerous! We should all sit down and discuss this over, tea or somethin'…"

"I DON'T WANT TEA TIME, I WANT ASS KICKIN'!" Tezz swerved around and knocked his Anti to the ground in a matter of a split second.

His Anti pushed him away and hissed.

Suddenly, the Anti leader stepped in. "Now now boys! We can settle this on the battlefield! Get in your vehicles, and start crashing!"

Vert leaned back in the Saber as Tezz just watched the others walk to their vehicles.

As soon as the two got to the rest of their team, Vert stepped out and smacked Tezz in the chest. "ARE YOU INSANE? Why do you insist on fighting every time someone messes with you?"

"Agh! HE'S JUST SO STUPID! I can't believe that the Multiverse would do this to me!"

"Well too bad! Now, you have to fight! And I'm not gunna help you! A.J., you're not gunna fight, but Tezz…" He snapped and pointed towards his Anti.

The Russian snarled and got back in the Splitwire.

He sped off to face the Anti-Splitwire.

"You ready yet?"

"I dunno. Do you need to take some time to re-apply your cheap make-up? 'CAUSE THAT SHIT AIN'T CUTE!" He forced a large chunk of metal to smash into the side of the Anti-Splitwire.

Anti-Tezz growled and shot a few EMP blasts at Tezz.

"This is fun!" Anti-Spinner said as he sat next to the real Spinner. "Anyone got any popcorn?"

Agura and Anti-Agura watched the two rant on about each other.

"So were you pregnant?" Agura asked.

Anti-Agura nodded. "Yeah. There's something about Tezz that just makes me wanna, hug him until he dies."

Agura laughed. "I hear that."

"Who do you think's gunna win?" Vert asked his Anti.

The Anti shrugged. "Probably your Tezz. Our Tezz is too new at this."

"Ugh! BITCH!" Anti-Tezz shouted and hit Tezz.

Tezz forced more metal into the side of the Anti-Splitwire. "Instead of insulting me, WHY DON'T YOU KEEP YOUR MIND ON THE DAMN FIGHT!"

Anti-Tezz let out an angry huff. He tried to move metal like the other did, but he was still unsure.

"Crap."


Tezz walked away with only a few bruises. He went back into the Hub. "Tezz, you need to learn to control your anger!" One teammate said.

"I'M TRYING! But my ANTI IS SUCH AN IDIOT! C-Can I please strangle him in his sleep?"

"NO!"