Hello Belarus-

It's Albania here. I noticed you were taking letters and I just decided to drop by and say hello (in letter form of course). If you want people to stop running away from you, you might not want to hide a steak knife in your dress. How the hell do you keep that in there without accidentally stabbing yourself! Oh and my sister Macedonia is bugging me, but what else is new? *sigh*

-Albania


Hello Albania,

Thank you for taking the time...how is everything in your country?

But I need my steak knife! There are so many muggers and perverts out there, and I'm not a big, strong male nation like the others so I have to carry some kind of protection...a bit like Hungary and her frying pan. And I keep it in a holster strapped around my leg, so there's no danger of stabbing myself. Only others.

Irritating sisters...I sure know what that's like. *sigh*

Belarus