Does anyone know where I can get the Elemental Master mini-figures? I've been searching all over the place and still can't find them! :'(

Also, can I make an announcement just for the future? I get that we all like crossovers, but please, don't send in any more Chima dares. If they don't feature a Ninjago character with them, I can't do them because this is a Ninjago dare show, not a Chima one.
Sorry for my stupid complaint. Onto the dares!


Vr: ...

Marune: What?

Vr: ...

Marune: Hello?

Vr: ...

Marune: (waves hand in front of Vr's face)

Vr: (slaps hand away) What do you want?

Marune: Are you okay?

Vr: I'm fine. It's just...quiet. Too quiet.

Marune: I didn't notice.

Vr: I think they're all up to something. Maybe they're trying to escape through an open window!

Marune: Yeah right! I closed the thing last night!

Vr: Of course you did. But I know that something's going on and...hmm...

Marune: No, that's not happening.

Vr: You never know.

Marune: The author would have to be insane to put that in there.

Vr: She's already insane. Let's go find out! (starts dragging Marune out of the room)

Marune: I have a bad feeling...

Vr: Good for you. But I can hear something from behind this door.

Marune: Don't open it-

Vr: I'm gonna open it! (swings door open and sees Kai changing) AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

Marune: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

Kai: What the-GET OUT!


(We are experiencing technical difficulties. Please stand by.)

Vr: Hey everyone! Welcome back to Dawn of the Ninja Dares! I'm your host Vr!

Cole: You look traumatized.

Vr: Gee Cole, I wonder why. (glares at Kai)

Kai: Next time, please knock!

Jay: Just curious...what happened?

Vr: You'd rather not know. Let's get a move on! First dare!

Jay: Okay...I don't think I wanna know.

Vr: Shaddup and let's do our first dare. (hands Zane a baseball bat)

Zane: What am I supposed to do with this? I am predicting the dare has nothign to do with the sport-

Vr: Take a wild guess, buddy.

Zane: Oh, I know! (starts running after Chen)

Chen: Good nindroid...stay away from me...I really don't wanna die...

Zane: (swings)

Chen; AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!


(one painful dare later)

Zane: I have bestowed my wrath onto this poor excuse for a human being.

Vr: That's nice, Zane. Next dare!

Marune: Wu has to leave Misako alone.

Wu: Huh?

Vr: There's a huge problem when people have to dare you to stop dating your sister-in-law.

Wu: What if she likes me back?

Misako: Garmadon was always more attractive...

Lloyd: I agree.

Misako: Shut up, son.

Vr: All of you, shut up! Alright, the next dare goes to...Cole.

Cole: Oh...great. What do I have to do now?

Vr: Fight Kirby.

Cole: Oh, this is gonna suck-wait, what?

Kirby: (inhales)

Cole: AAAAAH, I'M GONNA DIE! (gets sucked into Kirby's breath)

Everyone: 0_0

Vr: Okay...that will forever be stuck in my brain. Moving on.

Kai: Hey, I think you dropped one. (picks up a dare) Ooh, I can pull that off.

Vr: What...KAI JUST TOUCHED ME! (kicks Kai in the face)

Kai: OW! Watch the hair, please!

Nya: Why on Earth did you think that was a good idea!?

Kai: I don't know!

Vr: Don't touch me again! Next dare...please.

Marune: Kai gets to be kicked by whoever is sitting next to him.

Vr: Painful...I love it.

Kai: (realizes that Karlof is sitting on one side of him) I don't love it.

Vr: I wonder why...

Kai: Can't we just skip this...?

Nya: (sitting on the other side of Kai) Nope. (nails her brother you-know-where)

Kai: AAAAHHHHHHHH, THE PAIN! IT HURTS!

Vr: I'm not surprised. (points an AK-47 at Kai's hair)

Kai: What are you doing?

Vr: Just an experiment. (pulls the trigger)

Kai: (bullet slices cleanly through his hair) AAAAAAAH, my hair! My beautiful hair!

Vr: It's not beautiful anymore. Who wants to roast him?

Cole: (happily raises hand)

Kai: Cole...how could you...I thought we had a special connection!

Cole: Not anymore. LISTEN UP, YOU FLAMING HOTHEAD! NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR DRAGONBALL Z STYLE HAIRSTYLE ANYMORE, IT'S JUST ANNOYING WITH A CAPITAL A! STOP TRYING TO FLIRT WITH EVERYONE, NOT ALL FANGIRLS HAVE MAJOR CRUSHES ON YOU! AND GIVE US A CHANCE TO APPEAR ON THE SCREEN EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, DAMN!

Kai: ...

Cole: That last one was personal.

Kai: I can see that.

Vr: That's nice Cole...Zane...what are you doing...

Zane: (just going nuts, having the time of his life)

Jay: He's really freaking me out right now...

Pixal: I am disappointed in him.

Vr: And this kids, is why you shouldn't do drugs. Lloyd, booze.

Garmadon: What!? No!

Lloyd: YES! (chugs all the booze)

Garmadon: (head in hands, sobbing quietly) Where did I go wrong...

Lloyd: (finishes chugging, then passes out)

Cole: Thanks goodness he did not go crazy.

Vr: He's already crazy. What's the next dare?

Marune: Kai and Skylor have to be handcuffed together-

Skylor: NO! ANYTHING ELSE, PLEASE!

Kai: No problem. I can just take the key-

Marune: Which the Overlord is supposed to eat.

Skylor: ...

Kai: I hate you all...

Overlord: (eats key) Hmm, tastes like metal.

Vr: I wonder why...

Skylor: (slaps the Overlord) GIVE ME THE KEY!

Overlord: NO!

Kai: Let me help you...

Overlord: Oh no...


(one beat-up session later)

Skylor: (unlocks cuffs with key) There, wasn't it easy to give it to us?

Overlord: I think...I'm just gonna...lie down...

Vr: Not sure how that will work, but okay. Hey Cole, wanna meet the Ghostbusters?

Cole: Yeah, sure. Whatever-

Vr: In ghost form?

Cole: ...screw you too.

Ray: Hmm, my sources say there was a ghost in here. Where is he?

Cole: Stay the hell away from me! STAY AWAY!

Ghostbusters: GET HIM!

Cole: (runs) AAAAAAHHHHHHH!

Ghostbusters: (zap Cole)

Cole: (out for the count)

Vr: Good thing we didn't lose him. Zane, wanna see your movie version?

Zane: No.

Movie Zane: Hi.

Zane: ...

Movie Zane: ...

Zane: Who the hell are you?

Jay: What's with his face?

Kai: It's like he's staring into my soul.

Vr: Maybe he is.

Kai: (shudders)

Vr: What's next?

Marune: Jay has to ask you out on a date.

Vr: ...seriously?

Jay: You're not my first choice either. Okay, Vr...wanna go out tonight?

Vr: (pointing an arrow at Jay's face)

Jay: ...yes...?

Vr: -_-

Jay: ...oh...

Vr: Just...shaddup, okay? Next dare's for...Wu.

Wu: Great, What do I have to do now?

Vr: (whispers dare)

Wu: Cool! Misako, will you marry me?

Garmadon: ...

Misako: uh...I mean I would...but...

Wu: But what?

Misako: My husband is standing right behind you.

Garmadon: (tackles Wu) NOBODY ASKS FOR MY WIFE'S HAND IN MARRIAGE EXCEPT ME!

Vr: This takes sibling rivalry to a whole new level.

Marune: Ha!

Lloyd: This is very awkward for me.

Vr: I'll bet. Kai, dance time.

Kai: Fine. What dance?

Vr: Tango-

Kai: Tango? Oh please, that's easy. I want my partner to be-

Vr: A shark.

Kai: ...I hate you.


(at a shark tank because where else would you get a shark?)

Kai: Okay sharky...I'm gonna dance now...please don't kill me...

Shark: (jumps on top of Kai, holding a rose in its mouth) BITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Kai: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

Cole: ...I'm surprised on how Kai hasn't been killed by that shark yet.

Vr: I guess we'll never know.

Kai: (stumbles in) Brutally mauled? Yes. Killed?...feels like it.

Vr: That's nice, Kai. Echo Zane, do you have any children?

Zane: He's my child!

Vr: That doesn't answer my question...

Echo Zane: I'm way too pure to have kids.

Vr: That's true. Okay, moving on. Next!

Marune: Overlord has to put mistletoe over his favorite Ninjago shipping.

Overlord: Seriously? It's not even Christmas!

Vr: Do you think anyone really cares?

Overlord: ...no...?

Vr: Correct answer. Oh, I've got a ship for you...

Overlord: No.

Vr: Aw come on!

Overlord: (sticks mistletoe over Nya and Cole)

Jay: yeah, um...explain please.

Vr: It's clearly superior.

Jay: No, it's not!

Overlord: I rigged that Perfect Love Console to show Cole instead of you. What do you think I ship?

Jay: ...ugh...fine, you win that one.

Vr: Yes he does. Morro, you like Lego Movie shippings?

Morro: No.

Vr: Ah, screw you then. Anybody know how to teach us Spinjitsu?

Zane: I can.

Kai: Please don't.

Zane: Oh, shaddup. Alright, ho wants a workshop on how to preform Spinjitsu?

Everyone: ...

Zane: Okay then. Let's learn!

Garmadon: (to Wu) What were you thinking when you recruited a nindroid?

Wu: Sometimes I wonder about that myself.


(one workshop later)

Zane: Now you should all know how to perform Spinjitsu!

Vr: (shakes a water bottle around, then watches a tornado form in it)

Zane: ...that's not the same.

Vr: ...seriously!?

Marune: Can we move on now?

Vr: Yeah sure...whatever. What's next?

Marune: Kai has to flirt with you.

Vr: ...why...?

Kai: ...why...?

Jay: Did I mention how much I ship it?

Kai: (glaring at Jay) Not helping, Sparky.

Cole: Just...do it.

Kai: Fine...whatever. Has somebody ever told you your eyes are like amethysts?

Vr: No, but they told me that my arrows hurt.

Kai: (flips over chair) I give up.

Vr: Good. Overlord, fight this dude.

(Wreck-it-Ralph smashes into the building)

Vr: Great. There goes the insurance fee.

Marune: Come on, we just repaired that!

Overlord: HOLY FIRST SPINJITSU MASTER! I mean...how are you?

Ralph: I'M GONNA WRECK IT! (brings fists down on Overlord)

Overlord: ...ow...

Lloyd: He looks like a smashed golf ball!

Vr: That looks like he's in a lot of pain.

Overlord: I AM in a lot of pain!

Vr: It'll go away eventually.

Kai: No it won't.

Vr: Shaddup, you're not the squished golf ball here! Kai, you get a lion's mane.

Kai: What!? But what about my beautiful spiky hair!

Vr: It's not beautiful.

Kai: T_T You people have no respect for art.

Nya: But it's not art.

Vr: Just do it...or...

Kai: Or what?

Marune: (yanks out daggers)

Kai: 0_0 (fixes up hair)

Cole: You look stupid.

Kai: I know, Cole. Please stop pointing out the obvious.

Cole: And your sarcasm sucks.

Kai: ...

Vr: That was obvious. Next dare!

Marune: Speedos. For everyone except Jay.

Vr: (sighs) This is gonna be one long dare.

Kai: Why? I don't look sexy in one.

Vr: No.

Kai: Oh...that was actually very anti-climatic.

Vr: Shaddup, I'm not dealing with your nonsense.

Overlord: What's next?

Vr: You have to read a lemon of my choosing.

Overlord: ...so...?

Vr: So, the author (against her will) went through the Ninjago Fanfiction Archive and chose some nice, juicy stuff for you.

Overlord: (reading) What are the odds that I won't be traumatized?

Zane: 0.000000000000000000000001%.

Overlord: Great. AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH, WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU WRITE SOMETHING SO HORRIBLE, WHY!?

Marune: I'd say those odds were fairly accurate.

Vr: Yep. Here's one for Echo Zane.

Zane: Leave the cinnamon roll alone.

Vr: Relax, he's gonna live. But he has to roast Cole and jay.

Jay: Hoo boy.

Echo Zane: okay...um...Listen here, Jay...you're not funny! And...uh...Cole...

Cole: It's extremely hard to take him seriously.

Vr: I know, right?

Echo Zane: Also, when I grow up, I'm gonna be Samurai X just like Nya because she's the only one who knows how to actually save Ninjago from danger.

Everyone but the ninja: AWW!

Ninja: -_-

Nya: HA!

Vr: Don't let it get to your head. Also, the Overlord is now a kitten.

Overlord: (now a...take a wild guess) What, why?

Vr: Because as a golf ball, you're extremely ugly.

Garmadon: I can't believe that ugly thing possessed me for two episodes.

Lloyd: Yeah, you looked real awful.

Garmadon: ...thanks...

Vr: Anyways, Cole has a "chore" to do. (give Cole a bottle and whispers)

Cole: Okay. (leaves to go do it)

Kai: I'm getting a sinking feeling.

Vr: it must be all that hair gel seeping into your brain.

Kai: ...not funny...wait...my hair's going flat! I need to fix it!

(Kai runs from the room and accidentally bumps into Cole)

Cole: Geez Kai, walk much?

Nya: What did you have to do anyways?

Cole: You'll see...in 3...

Marune: 2...

Vr: 1...

Kai: ...THIS AIN'T HAIR GEL!

Cole: I know, it's glue!

Kai: (trudges back in with his hair all messy) I hate you.

Cole: I know.

Vr: I'm not surprised. Next dare!

Marune: Sure...wait, what happened to your bow?

Vr: What do you mean what-OH NO!

Kai: What the...it's a cannon.

Zane: A Pulzor, to be exact. It's used as a weapon in the Chima universe.

Vr: You sure?

Zane: That's what the dare said.

Vr: ...that was mildly disappointing. But we can still do the dare, right?

Marune: The dare is that Jay can't talk for two chapters or else you shoot him.

Jay: 0_0

Cole: What a relief.

Vr: I'll bet. Okay, so that ends everything here, I guess-

Jay: YOU GUYS ARE MEAN!

Vr: SHADDUP! (shoots Jay with the Pulzor)


Who remembers when I allowed special guests onto the show? Nobody? Okay.

Well, the next chapter will be a rather special one, so I am going to ask for everyone to submit special guests. Barbecue Sakura Kudo and DankDoge were already special guests, I am allowing them to come back if they want. In order to appear onto the show, please PM me your name, age, gender, personality and appearance.

Send in them dares for more!