A/N: Anyone else notice that in the ending theme tune to the most resent Naruto's Neji is dancing in the beginning of his bit? Or at least he looks like he is, makes me laugh so hard every time I see it.
Dedication: Macie Doll. See I promised one and I liked this chapter better than the last two. Although I do like the party one. Anyway, as a thanks for your lovely reviews and reading it so much XD Love you xxx.
Fourty-three: Oh shit.
Fuu:
I sat in the bathroom, permanent frown on my face as I counted on my fingers. Over and over. It must have gone on for around fifteen minutes before I finally stopped,
"CRAP!" I kicked the sink then started jumping about from the pain of it, "No, no. It's fine. Everything is fine. Things like this happen, that has to be it. Yeah. I'm just young after all. Hm... It's all good." I convinced my self and walked out smiling and calm, well on the outside at least.
I walked into the living room to find everyone, literally, all of us who live in the mansion, Baki, my team, Anzu and Yuri. Everyone.
"You alright?" Danko asked,
"Fine." I smiled brightly and went to sit on Gaaras lap, we've become closer since last month in Konoha, no idea why but I'm fine with it. He wrapped him arms around my waist and kissed my cheek. I smiled and asked what the plan for today was.
~One month later.~
Once again I found my self in the bathroom. This time proper freaking out as I counted, I pulled out the scales, punching and breaking them when they said I'd gained weight, I could see I had but this was proof and not wanted proof at that. I sat on the floor with my head in my hands and started to rock forwards and backwards. Muttering all the curses I could think of under my breath. I rummaged through for one of Temaris tests, finding one and swearing even more at its results.
"HOW? HOW THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN?" I wailed, nobody seemed to have heard me luckily, "Alright, I need to find somone and talk. Lilia, I need Lilia!" I decided as I spun off into the wind to find her.
I found them, she was with Anzu at the time, by some ruins at the edge of a training ground. They were smiling and laughing and having a generally nice time, I fell out of the wind and started pacing,
"HELP ME!" I screamed, "How? Why? When? Why to me? I'm not ready! I can't, I just can't!" I wailed,
"Whats wrong Fuu?" Lilia asked, looking concerned, I never would ask her for help unless I really needed it, not with the whole love-hate-relationship thing we have going on,
"LOOK! I've gained weight! And shit, twice, it's twice, that can't be a coincidence, can it?"
"Woah. SHUT UP! You just need to get it out Fuu!" Anzu snapped,
"Get it out? Get out! Oh my goodness! You're a genius Anzu!" I screeched as I hugged her tightly. She looked petrified, "Thank you thank you thank you. Don't breath a word of this melt down to any one, please?" I begged as I spun back home.
I got in and instantly started stuffing a bag full of money and clothes and anything I could think of I might need. I ran into Kankuros room and grabbed the biggest of his clothes I could find before running and grabbing all the pills I take. I scribbled a quick note telling everyone I was leaving before going to the office to tell Gaara in person.
Gaara:
Fuu charged in, via the window, as usual. The council members looked very annoyed, as usual.
"I'm leaving. Probably a long trip, six to eight months? Thought I'd come say bye." She grinned as she bent down to kiss my cheek before spinning away,
"That's strange... She never bothered coming to tell you personally before, just leaves messages, even on the last one were you two were an item. And was that a bag? She never brings bags... Bro, you listening?" I heard Kankuro say in the background, I was to busy wondering what was wrong, she always gave us a few days notice.
Fuu:
It was three by the time I arrived at Konoha, I had decided I knew people here well so it would be best if I came here, of course I got there and realised everyone back at Suna knew them even better and they'd tell them I was here, I did not want to be found. So I spent three hours walking around trying to solve my problem, hiding every time I saw someone I knew. I needed someone I knew enough to trust but didn't know the others well enough to feel obligated to tell them. Somehow subconsciously I must have come to a decision because I found myself outside a familiar looking apartment. The wind blew my hair behind me as I stood there, the moon was just rising and the sunset had ended ten minutes before. I tried to rub away the tears that hadn't stopped since half way to Konoha when it really hit me, but with no luck, I started shouting the name of the man who lived there over and over. He finally threw the door open,
"Who is it and what do you want?" He snapped,
"Kakashi!" I wailed,
"Fuu?"
"Kakashi help me!"
"Woah, whats wrong?"
"You said if I needed anything you were here! I need help, please! Help me!" I continued, still rubbing away the tears,
"Fuu, whats the matter?" He asked as he started to make his way forward,
"I don't know how it happened! Why? And I can't stay in Suna, please don't tell them I'm here! And I've been walking for three hours around and I can't go to anyone else they'll tell them, they'll tell him! I'm not ready! Please Kakashi!"
"Fuu, whats wrong, I can't help if I don't know whats wrong." He took another few steps out of his doorway,
"I'M FUCKING PREGNANT KAKASHI!" I screamed
"... Shit..." He muttered as he pulled me inside. He sat me on the couch and handed me a tissue, "When did this happen? How far are you? Who's the father, Gaara?"
"I don't know! I don't know, I don't know!" I sobbed, "I've missed two periods so I must be about two months pregnant. I have no idea when it happened or who the father is, I THOUGHT I WAS A VIRGIN!" My voice had been rising until I was shouting,
"Shit... How can you not know?"
"Well I get drunk all the time, I must have forgotten by the next morning! Two months ago... A week before Shikamarus party I got hammered, it could have been then, or at Shikies party, that was the worst time, so it was probably then, but I woke up back at the apartment so I'm pretty sure it would be Gaaras, Kankuro and Baki wouldn't do that to him, would they? SHIT HE TOOK ADVANTAGE OF ME! I'm not ready! I can't go back, please don't make me!" The tears had finally stopped but now I was hyperventilating and in dire need of a paper bag.
"Shh, everything will be fine, you can stay here until the baby comes, we will find a nurse and find out who the father is, but once that's done you have to tell Gaara, whether it's his or not, he is your kage. We will then hide you here and only me and the nurse we chose will know, and Tsunade, I'll tell her when you tell Gaara. In fact she can find us a nurse so I'll tell her you're going to wait to tell Gaara until you know who the father is."
"Thank you!" I flung my arms around him, "You're the best, I'm so sorry. I brought all the money I could find though!" I handed him a plastic bag I'd filled with cash, seriously contemplating the idea of using that to calm my breathin, "I wont take up any space, I swear! I'll sleep on the couch and disappear into a closet somewhere when you have people round and I'll cook and clean for you, I can't shop because people will see me, sorry."
"Shh, it's fine. Just get some rest, we will figure it all out in the morning." He smiled, I think, he squinted his one showing eye closed so it looked like a smile what with not being able to see the rest of his face. He led me inside and sat me down on the couch.
"...I'm not sure if I can take sleeping pills with the baby, especially since I overdose, every time. So do you have something you can gag me with then untie once I fall asleep? I'll keep you up screaming for ages other wise... And I'm going to need more sleep now I'm pregnant..."
"Sure," He chucked over a piece of cloth, "Though I'm not sure you should gag yourself... But if you're going to I'll untie it when your asleep."
"Thank you." I smiled once again.
Kakashi:
There was an hour and a half of her muffled screams and whimpers and more tears ran down her face until she fell limp and slept. I carefully undid the knot and lay the material down on the table in front of her. Making my way to my room to sleep, what an earth have I gotten my self into?
Early the next morning, before Fuu woke up, I left her a note explaining I was going to tell the Hokage.
I arrived to be let straight in, I'm a high ranking shinobi so when I say I have to see the Hokage, it's an emergency, they almost always let me straight in, or at least once she's finished with her current emergency.
"Tsuande-sama." I bowed my head as I entered,
"You have an emergency? What's wrong Kakashi?"
"Do I have your word this is completly confidential? You wont tell anyone? It's nothing dangerous."
"...Fine, you have my word." She sighed as she poured herself some sake,
"Well... Do you remember the chunin exams?" She nodded, "And from Suna, Gaara entered the white-haired girl? Fuu?" She nodded once again, "Well, she turned up at my house last night, in a mess. Turns out she's pregnant, and doesn't know who the father is, she thought she was still a virgin you see. She's pretty sure it's Gaaras, but isn't ready to tell him and wants to find out for sure whose it is before she tells him she's pregnant. Help us? Please."
"YOU SAID IT WASN'T DANGEROUS! Gaara-samas going to flip when he hears! If its his or if its not! But I gave my word, fine I'll help, I'll find a nurse we can trust, but as soon as she knows who the father is she's telling Gaara-sama, alright?"
"You have my word." I smiled as I left,
"I'll send them over later today, Kakashi, you owe me!" She called as I shut the door,
"Not nearly as much as she owes me." I muttered as I left.
I came in to find Fuu pacing up and down the hall, biting on her lip, hard enough to draw a trickle of blood, "Is she going to tell him?" She asked with apathy,
"No. But she will if you don't as soon as you find out who the father is. She's sending along her chosen nurse later today."
"How did this happen?" She slumped against the wall, I went and sat next to her, telling her I just didn't know, "Do you know one of the worst bits of it? Chiyoko. They wont shut up and they're torturing me more than ever before and they know who the father is! I just know they do and they wont tell me. I'm not ready for all of this!"
"You have Daisuki though, it'll be just the same."
"No it wont! He's older, he already could walk and talk and he'd lived such a horrible life anything would seem like heaven to him! This is different! I have to give birth, and teach the child all the things you need to survive like language and movement and how to count and the ABC, this child is only going to know the life we give it so it has to be a good life, not just better than the hell they had before! I can't do all that!"
"But you don't have to. You're going to have everyone else to help you. The father, if it is Gaara because he will help, Temari, Kankuro, Matsuri, I'm sure Dai would love to help out, all your friends and your friends in Konoha will help, I'll help." I smiled down at her,
"Your right. I'm not alone. Thanks." She smiled, "Want a game of cards? I warn you, I'm good, a drunk old man taught me at a pub and was so drunk he didn't think about leaving out all his tips so he could beat me."
I smiled and pulled her up. Her words still screaming through my head, not having stopped since I first heard them 'I'M FUCKING PREGNANT KAKASHI!'
