SmackDown Filming: Oct. 20, 2009

"I'm the Queen of Chaos. The biggest bitch of them all. I will crush her." I say.

"Have fun with that." Randy says.

"Oh I will."

"Of course you would."

"I can beat Nattie."

"Wasn't she the first one you punted."

"Yep."

"Well...don't beat up another commentator."

"No promises…"

"I need to stretch."

"I'll help."

"I don't need it." I start with a Butterfly stretch.

"You sure?"

"Yeah...did you hear about this NXT thing that's planned to start in February?"

"Yeah...I got an offer to be one of the Pros."

"Did you say yes?"

"No...I got Ted and Cody to mentor."

"Good point, but it sounds kind of cool. The DoD will be broken up soon. If they do one with Divas, they should let me be a Pro."

"They'll have to find a rookie as crazy as you."

"I'm sure it's possible. Can you help me with this leg stretch?"

"Sure."

I lay on the ground, and he pushes on my extended leg. "Thanks, Randy."

He helps me stretch the other leg. "No prob. It gives me a nice view of your ass."

"If my hands could reach you, I'd smack you."

"Good luck trying. You should save your energy for Natalya."

"I know."

"So what's up with Gail?"

"We're friends again. I was thinking about her earlier and how she said that I'd be successful in this company. Oh how right she was."

"When did she tell you that?"

"When we met."

"5 years ago."

"Yep."

Ted and Maryse walk in. "Rissa, you're next." Ryse says.

"Okay...bye guys."


Whoa I'll never give in

Whoa I'll never give up

Whoa I'll never give in

And I just wanna be, wanna be loved…

"This is a Divas match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by Eve Torres and Gail Kim, representing the Raw Divas, from Saint Louis, Missouri, the WWE Women's Champion, Marissa!"

So you think you can shoot your mouth off,

Well you better watch your aim

There's nothing left for you to figure out

You're going down, You're going down!...

"And her opponent, being accompanied to the ring by Beth Phoenix and Michelle McCool, representing the SmackDown Divas, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, Natalya!"

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Nattie and I lock up. She throws me across the ring. I land near the ringpost. I get up; Nattie runs at me. I dodge, and she hits a turnbuckle. I throw her outside of the ring. Michelle and Beth go to help her. I do a Suicide Dive on all three of them. I throw Nattie back in the ring and pin her.

1...2...kickout!

Nattie gets up and flips me onto the ground. Nattie locks me in a SharpShooter.

"Tap!" She yells. "Tap!"

I reach out and grab the ropes. She lets me out of the hold. I kick her in the face. I get up and slap her. I grab her and hit a Chaotic Ending. I pin her.

1...2...3!

"Here is your winner, Marissa!"

Eve and Gail raise my arms in victory. Michelle enters with a microphone.

"You might've won tonight," She says. "but you won't win Sunday."

"You think you can beat me?" I ask. "Good luck with that."

"Actually...I know I can."

"Prove it."

Michelle attacks me. I fight back. We roll out of the ring. I throw her into the barricade. She kicks me in the face. I grab my title and hit her in the face with it. I walk up the ramp.

"Bragging Rights will belong to Raw!"