Dear FanFiction,

Posted on Rick Riordan's Twitter Page:

"Okay, fan girls/guys: just learned the final version House of Hades is headed to printer. It's called the 'off to press' version, or OTP."

Rick, you're just shitting us now. Do you intentionally want to be murdered by tons of screaming fans and demigods? They're going to break into your house and steal your computer to learn all of your secrets. And OTP means One True Pair and Off To Press? This is one big epic mindfuck. You know what? Screw this. I'm done. I'm so freaking done with all of this. I'm moving onto the Twilight fandom. Team Edward, bitches!

-Leo Valdez, Son of Hephaestus

(A/N:Thanks for nominating this story for Best Humor or Parody or whatever it was in the FanFiction Choice Awards by Lightning-at-221b. Check it out to vote for this and all of the other amazing stories nominated.)