Disgaea Jewel of the gods Chapter 50: Battle of Snow Melody

Prinny Laharl walked to the edge of Hades where Fenrinch and Valvatorez were, near a large statue of a man. "Who the hell is that?" He then remembered what he had to do as a prinny. "Er...DOOD."

"Death King Hugo, 61st president of the netherworld. He would have the same power as overlords in other netherworlds." Fenrich answered.

"Never mind that! You're 3 minutes late!" Valvatorez yelled.

"...So what dood?" Laharl asked.

Fenrich shook his head in pity. "Didn't we tell you to know all of the prinny rules?"

"That doesn't mean I'd read all of them beforehand dood."

"Well you should have if you wanted to avoid this. Prinny rule number 6, you shall never make your master wait. If you fail to meet this rule, you must reveal your most embarrasing experience or secret." Fenrich said.

"WHAAAAAAAAAAT?! Dood."

"You must reveal it. It's in the prinny rules." Valvatorez said.

"No way in hell dood! I'm never going to reveal it!"

"Do you want my help or not Prinny?"

"Grrrrr. Fine dood. See there was this one photo that shown me..." (The confession of Laharl's most embarassing experience has been censored. Our apologies.)

Fenrich chuckled. "The hell are you laughing at dood!" Prinny Laharl screamed.

"What do you think prinny? I honestly wouldn't expect a so called supreme overlord to do something like that."

"I wouldn't either. But we don't have prinnies reveal their embarassing experiences for our enjoyment Fenrich. We do it to discipline them so they won't make the same mistake." Valvatorez responded.

"Of course my lord." Fenrich bowed.

"Suck-up dood." Laharl said.

Fenrich shown his claws to Laharl, who got out his knives. "Enough!" Valvatorez shouted. "He's here to atone, not to fight you Fenrich."

"Please forgive me lord Valvatorez." Fenrich said.

"Whatever dood. How will you get me to atone?" Laharl asked.

"First of all, move this statue." Valvatorez told Laharl.

"...What dood?"

"This is only the first of many agonizing tasks you will need to do. The statue of the netherworld president arrived yesterday, and we need it moved to the center of Hades. Normally it would be a group work, but since you need to atone for your sins within a few days, you'll do it on your own."

"Move the whole statue dood?! But it's huge!" Laharl protested.

"Do you want to be able to move on or not?" Valvatorez asked.

"Grrr. Can't we make all of the tasks in the form of an 80's training montage dood?"

"That won't work in writing." Fenrich answered. "Now get to it."

Prinny Laharl sighed, and began to push on the statue to move it all the way to where it needed to be. 'I have to atone by the time the red moon comes. I need to help Etna and Flonne.'

"You had inner monologue didn't you? You must include 'dood' in those as well!" Valvatorez yelled.

"I include it in my own thoughts? Dood are you serious?" Laharl asked. Valvatorez nodded. "Fine dood, I'll do that the next time I think." He continued to push the statue.


Seedle's sword collided with Kurtis's knives. Seedle then tried to slash Kurtis, who jumped out of the way, and used 'Prinny Barrage' on Seedle. Unfortunatley it did little damage, as Seedle hardened his blood to defend himself from the attack.

"You idiot. You should learn when to give up." Seedle punched Kurtis to a tree, before slashing him, along with causing the tree to fall.

"I'm not going to let you get away. I've been waiting to find you for too long Seedle. And now I can finally kill you!" Kurtis jumped in the air, and threw multiple bombs down at Seedle.

"You really think this will be enough?" Seedle jumped in the air, and knocked Kurtis down. "This should cause you to explode."

Kurtis grinned. "Guess again." Kurtis used his peglegs like rocket boosters, allowing him to fly in the air. "Fun thing you might not know about me. I'm a super genius. I was a cyborg when I was still human, and I can still make some modifications to myself. Here's another one." One of Kurtis's flippers mannaged to transform into a gun. "I was able to succesfully modify my magichange. Now I can change if I fully transform, or only parts of me." Kurtis used his flipper gun to fire a powerful laser at Seedle.

Mao and Flonne had stars in their eyes when seeing Kurtis use it. "So cool." They both said.

"How about you guys concentrate?" Adell kicked one of the smaller shadows of Sulphur away.

"I was concentrating!" Mao protested. "I was just... um..."

"We were completley distracted by Kurtis showing off his modifications." Flonne admitted.

"Shut up! Don't tell them that!"

"But it's the truth."

"You're a fallen angel!" Mao protested. "Why should you care about the truth?"

"Actually, she got her privelege to be an angel returned to her." Etna said. "She only acted as a fallen angel because she was worried about the prince."

"Wait, so you're a regular angel now?" Flonne nodded to Mao's question. "God damnit! Now you're just one of the countless amounts of angels who believe in love! If you were still a fallen angel, I'd continue to plan experiments on you, but now you're just a normal angel!"

"Archangel actually." Raspberyl corrected.

"Doesn't matter! She has lost all of my interest as a specimen!" Mao declared. Flonne sighed in relief at that.

"Confine!" Marona confined Ash, an archer, knight, and a witch to fight against Wraith along with a healer to support everybody.

Ash slashed the ground, causing a torrent of water to blast Wraith upwards. Mr. Champloo continued to knock it upwards for extra height, before Almaz stabbed through Wraith, and threw it all the way down, where Fubuki and Yukimaru both slashed through it with their axe and sword respectively.

Adell used Big Bang to kill a small group of devils. Mao charged his sword with mana energy, before slashing the air to cause a energy wave to slash through a group of them. Rozalin trapped a cluster of energy in an iceberg, before dropping it on any remaining enemies, killing them.

Wraith generated two balls of blue energy, before hurling it at the group. Raspberyl used her own magic to cancel it out, before Sapphire used Calamity Drive on Wraith. Etna had multiple Prinnies explode on Wraith like rockets, before Ash formed a dragon made out of water to take Wraith all the way up to space, before forcing it all the way down. After all the damage it took, Wraith faded away.

"That death was... completley underwhelming." Sapphire said.

"I know. It couldn't have at least screamed in agony before dying? Boring." Hanako responded.

"Now we need to help Kurtis!" Gordon yelled.

"Do you have to yell out everything?" Rozalin asked.

"A hero should always yell out his sentences. That makes them so much cooler." Flonne said.

"I don't think that's what makes heroes cool." Almaz responded.

Seedle repeatedly slashed Kurtis, before hammering him down. Kurtis barely was able to use his jet shoes to avoid falling to the ground and exploding. "Pringer Beam!" Kurtis fired a giant laser at Seedle.

Seedle threw his sword up in the air, and it multiplied into several giant swords. He then had them all pierce through the laser and stab Kurtis. "If you want to get revenge on me, you'll need to do much more than that."

"Shut up!" Kurtis had his arm change into a gun again. "I'll kill you! Prinnicle Sho-" Seedle cut himself, and caused his hardened blood to impale Kurtis like a spear.

"If screaming like a spoiled brat would make you stronger than anybody could do it." Seedle said.

'He's...he's too strong. I can't beat him.' "I lost. Just kill me." Kurtis told Seedle.

Seedle raised his sword, but instead of killing Kurtis, he slashed off his peglegs so he wouldn't be able to walk. "Let me tell you something prinny. The weak don't decide how to die." Seedle walked towards the group. "I didn't intend for you to come, but now I can bring the reincarnation of Zenon to the underworld. If I can make use of Zenon's power I'll be nearly unstoppable."

"There's no way I'll let scum like you use me." Rozalin said.

"You'll pay for dishonoring my comrade Kurtis. I'll make sure that you die!" Gordon yelled.

"I have no interest in most of you. Seeing as how the kid died, I can get him in time when I find him in the underworld. Right now, all I need is the girl." Seedle charged at the group with his sword. He attempted to slash Rozalin to knock her out, but Fubuki blocked with his axe. "Yukimaru, match your breath with mine." Fubuki told her.

"Right zam!" Yukimaru went next to Fubuki. "Hidden Technique: Midare Fubuki!" They said simultaneously. They both circled around Seedle so quickly, they formed afterimages.

"Your skill isn't as well thought out as you thought." Seedle found the real Fubuki, and stabbed him in the chest. "Watching your bodies alone would make it too hard to find the real you. Unfortunately for you, the same can't be said about your shadows."

Fubuki tried to kill Seedle with his axe, but the underlord jumped out of the way. "I can't believe that I made such a big mistake."

"Seedle may have found a way to counter our technique, but that doesn't mean we can't defeat him zam." Yukimaru said.

"Unfortunately for you, I'm too powerful for you even if you all attack as a team." Seedle immediatley rushed to Fubuki.

"Yukimaru, stand back." Fubuki said. He blocked Seedle's sword slash, and backed away from a stab.

"I'm sorry, but I won't zam. You're all I have left, I won't let you throw your life away like this." Yukimaru said.

Fubuki sighed. He punched Yukimaru in the gut, before kicking her away.

"What the?!" Almaz reacted.

"I can tell Seedle's too powerful. I'll buy you time."

"Like hell we're leaving you here!" Adell yelled.

Yukimaru was barely conscious. "Brother, do you truly believe that having yourself killed for our sakes would be the right thing to do zam?"

Before Fubuki could respond, Seedle stabbed him with his sword, and threw him up into the air. "DIE!" Seedle slashed Fubuki at rapid speeds, before decapitating him.

"Fubuki!" Yukimaru yelled.

"Damnit. I got carried away with killing him." Seele said. "I should have took my time more, and make him truly suffer."

"GRAAAH!" Yukimaru immediately rushed to Seedle. Seedle blocked each of her strikes with his sword, before stabbing her in the arm. Seedle was about to slash her again until Adell grabbed Yukimaru, and jumped out of the way.

"Calm down Yukimaru. This isn't like you."

"Sir Adell..."

"I won't say that I know what you're going through, but if you just go in there blindly you won't stand a chance."

"Funny seeing as how that's what you do literally every time you fight." Mao pointed out.

"I can use strategy when I want to. It's just not really my style." Adell replied.

"My apologies sir Adell. I'll make sure to be more careful now zam." Yukimaru said.

Asagi got out her guns. "So how do we kill this bastard?"

"If we send mana through him, we can do internal damage. That's how we beat him when we were on Earth." Almaz said.

"Some of us can keep Seedle busy, while others can do the actual damage." Jennifer said.

Seedle smiled. "I won't let you defeat me twice." He fired seven lasers from his sword, which the group barely mannaged to dodge. He targeted Master Bigster, and slashed through him knocking him out instantly.

"Great Gun King!" Salvatore summoned a giant gun, which fired a giant bullet. She jumped on top of it, and attempted to ram it into Seedle. Seedle sliced the bullet in half, before impaling Salvatore with his sword.

Ash ran up to Marona. "Marona, we'll have to surround him to do any damage."

"Right. Confi-!" Seedle appeared right in front of her. "I know a little about you. You can summon and confine phantoms at will. Sadly you're helpless without them." Seedle kicked Marona in the face, and punched her down making her go unconscious."

"Marona!" Ash yelled. He rushed towards Seedle and slashed at him rapidly, each blow blocked.

"Not bad. I might have had trouble against you a couple of weeks ago." Seedle knocked the sword out of Ash's hand before stabbing him in the chest, causing him to disappear.

Almaz, Sapphire, Raspberyl, and Mr. Champloo surrounded Seedle. "Let's take him down permanentley this time!" Sapphire yelled. She swung her axe, Almaz slashed with his sword, Mr. Champloo did a barrage of punches and kicks, and Raspberyl casted magic...they noticed that Seedle wasn't there.

"I didn't even see him move!" Raspberyl stated.

"He wasn't this fast when we fought him before." Almaz said.

"The first time you see a chef roast steak, you might not be that impressed. The second time you see it however, and you'll be as surprised as somebody who thought he ate apples all his life, untill he ate the golden apples in the garden of Hesperides, boom!" Mr. Champloo shouted.

Seedle appeared behind Gordon, before slashing him. "You say that you plan on avenging that prinny. Show me then."

"Very well. As long as evil exists in the world, us champions of justice shall never rest!" Gordon yelled. Gordon jumped high into the air. Thursday changed into a top like form, and Jennifer punched him towars Gordon, who got on top of it. "Prepare yourself!" Gordon, riding on top of Thursday in top form, rammed into Seedle.

"We aren't finished yet!" Jennifer formed energy around her, and fired a blast at Seedle. It formed into a giant hand made out of mana, which began to crush Seedle before exploding.

Seedle shrugged off the pain, and slashed through all of them. "Gordon Pu-!" Before Gordon could use the attack, Seedle impaled him, and knocked him to the snow. "If you want to truly avenge that Prinny, you'll need to be stronger than that."

"Damn you. I will defeat you!" Gordon yelled.

'Damnit.' Kurtis thought. 'I'll need to get there. If I crawl my way to where Seedle is...then what? I can't fight if I can't even stand. I'm forced to just watch him take out my friends. Damnit, is there anything I can do?'

Asagi pointed her guns at Seedle's head. "You better not ignore me! I'm one of the main characters now!"

"You're risking your life pointing your gun at me like that." Seedle said.

"What are you talking about?" Asagi asked.

"I'm saying it's dangerous to play with guns." Seedle had blood come out of his back, stabbing Asagi like a spike.

Etna formed a giant fire ball. "Alright you bastard, take this! Chaos Impact!" She hurled it at Seedle, who simply punched it back at her. Seedle then jumped into the air, hammered Etna down, and cut himself. "Bloody Needle!" All his blood droplets hardened, and extended, piercing through Etna.

"Etna!" Hanako and Aramis tried to run towards her, but they were impaled with by the hardened blood as well.

"You bastard." Adell ran to Seedle. "Vulcan Bla-!" Faster than Adell could even see it, Seedle slashed off both of his arms.

"ADELL!" Rozalin, Taro, and Hanko all yelled.

Adell endured the pain. "I can still fight!" He was going to kick Seedle, but Seedle knocked him down, and stepped on Adell's head.

"I'm amazed by your stupidity. You'd try to fight me even after all you've seen me do? You're too weak and low leveled thanks to Baal's curse." Seedle said.

"You can't hold out against all of us forever. We'll beat you just like we did on Earth." Adell said.

"I don't recall you being one of the people who fought me then." Adell had no response. "If I were you, I wouldn't try to attack me right now. You wouldn't want him to die would you?" Seedle said.

Mao gritted his teeth in anger. "Damnit. Now what?"

Seedle had his sword towards Adell. "Even if I don't kill him, I won't pass up the opportunity for suffering. Maybe I'll start with carving out your eyes."

"Forget about me. Take this bastard down." Adell said.

Rozalin walked up. "You said you wanted me didn't you?"

Adel's eyes widened. "Don't!"

Rozalin ignored Adell. "If you leave Veldime, and spare everybody here I'll allow you to take me to the underworld."

"Princess! Are you certain this is a good idea?!" Tink asked.

"It's our only remaining option." Rozalin answered.

"But what'll happen to you?" Taro asked.

"I won't let you!" Adell tried to rise up, but Seedle kicked him in the face.

"Fine. I'll have Zenon, which is all I need on this planet."


From space, the overlord's were watching. "Well Pram, looks like your game is still going on." Orphelion said.

"Well, with Seedle here, things are more interesting." King Drake said.

"I guess so." Pram replied. "I don't have the same enjoyment I usually do from watching though."

"It has to do with what Zetta said isn't it?" Alexander asked. "He has a point. Most of this is your fault."

"I already knew that. Most demons are nothing but toys for me."

"Well this is much more than a game for them." Babylon said. "Many people died because of you trying to entertain yourself Pram."

"Damnit. I feel like crap."

"Don't tell me YOU'RE growing soft now." Orphelion said.

"BWAHAHAHA! PRAM'S BECOMING A WUSS!" Dryzen shouted.

Pram glared at Valvoga. "Ahh!" Micky yelled. "Don't kill us! I don't wanna die!"

"I'll deal with you guys later." Pram got out a book.

"Is that the sacred tome?" Alex asked.

Pram nodded. "I might as well save these guys, so they'll quit bitching." Pram teleported away.

"Looks like Pram feels guilty after all." Babylon said.

"Not like that's going to undo all that happened because of her." Orphelion replied.

Seedle walked away from Adell, and towards Rozalin. "Keep this in mind. When I get to the underworld, I'll do whatever it takes to know more about the Zenon insie you. After I'm finished with the research, I'll just kill you, and have Zenon move into me instead."

Rozalin nodded. "As long as I can save my friends, I'll do whatever it takes."

"Rozalin, don't!" Adell tried to stand up, but without the support of any arms, he wasn't able to.

Mao went behind Seedle. "Take this you bastard!" Mao sent a wave of mana through Seedle from behind. Seedle was barely fazed. "What the...?"

"I erased several souls from existance by absorbing them in the underworld. I became much more powerful." Seedle punched away Mao. "The only reason I came here was to kill people for fun. Be grateful I'm leaving after killing only one person." He grabbed Fubuki's severed head. "This would make use as a souvenir."

"Just let him take me." Rozalin said to the group. "It would be better than letting all of you die."

"Maybe you won't have to let him take you." Pram fired several large icebergs at Seedle, who wasn't expecting it, so wasn't able to dodge or block.

Most of the group were pissed at her arrival. Understanable seeing as how she put them through this, and shown little to no care for them. "I thought you would have more sense than this Pram." Seedle said. "You of all people should know you can't beat me right now."

Pram smiled. "I know I can't beat you Seedle. But I had a plan ready." She got out the sacred tome. "I already wrote down my wish in it." Pram began to send her mana into the book. "Haaaaaa!"

Seedle got out his sword. "Like hell I'll let it happen!" He jumped in the air, but Yukimaru blocked his slash, and kicked him down. "I don't know what she intends to do zam, but if she plans on helping Ms. Rozalin, we need to help her."

"Can we really trust her though?" Almaz asked.

"It's our only hope right now." Flonne said. "Ultimate Attack!" Flonne flew into the air, and gathered energy. "Lord, give me strength. Divine Ray!" Flonne fired a giant blast of energy at Seedle, who jumped out of the way.

"I won't let you distract me!" Seedle rushed to Pram again, but Mr. Champloo blocked him. "Ten-fold!" Mr. Champloo built up energy in his arm. "SPIKED PUNCH!" Mr. Champloo punched Seedle ten times, all seeming as if they landed simultaneously.

Raspberyl opened her book. "D-Rule 3, Eco-friend!" Raspberyl formed a giant multi-headed snaketo breathe poison on Seedle. He endured it, and simply kicked Raspberyl to a tree.

The sacred tome Pram wrote in began to glow. "*Huff* I finished writing in my wish." Pram panted. She fell to the ground. "That took a lot of mana out of me.

"What the hell dd you do?" Etna asked.

From the book, a young woman with long blue hair appeared. "Underlord Seedle, right?"

"You're that girl who helped Zetta revive Salome." Seedle remembered.

"Who is she?" Mao asked. "One person is your last resort?"

Pram smiled. "I thought she was just some dumb girl when I met her for the first time. But she's more than you expect."

"I'm Trenia. The spirt of the sacred tome." The woman said.

This chapter took a lot out of me. Not much to say here except that I hope you enjoyed it , and found it worth the wait.