Erik: You missed a day..

Christine: Very naughty Gabby! You promised you'd type every single day we were here!

Me: Do you think the phans would really be interested in what we did yesterday?

Raoul: I know I wasn't!

Enjolras: They still like to be informed...

Me: We sat in this condo all day watching tv and waiting for the guy to show up and fix the hot water! Ooooo! Fun!

Erik: The show we were watching wasn't very nice either

Chrsitine: *Sniffles* PUPPIES!

Enjolras: It was appauling what those people did to those animals. I'm glad there's police dedicated to saving them

Christine: But they had to put the puppy down! *Sobs* It was so sad!

Raoul: But the horse got a happy ending, and so did the dog that had to get her leg removed!

Me: For the record, I'm never letting you guys watch Animals Cops ever again!

Christine: We can still donate to the ASPCA right?

Me: Sure, we donate all the time

Christine: YAY!

Raoul: Um... We have no money. I gambled it all away

Erik and Christine: *Gasp and stare at him*

Raoul: Haha, just kidding

Enjolras: Wait? This has to do with the sequel right? I want to see this now

Me: Too bad it closes in a week

Erik: You're not taking us to see it, are you?

Me: No, sadly. Maybe one day if it comes to Broadway we'll go

Enjolras: But don't you want to see Ramin?

Me: Oh yes of course! I love him. But he's answered me on twitter twice, which is enough for now. Besides, that's why I have you! You're Ramin!Enjolras, it's the hotness of Ramin but the awesomeness of Enjolras all packed into one!

Enjolras: Um... Thanks?

Me: Yea, alright everybody in the van! We're heading to Martha's Vineyard!

*We all head to the docks*

Erik: Look at all the people!

Me: Yea, well the president is on Martha's Vineyard this weekend so, maybe they're all going to find him

Christine: The president? Like the leader of your country?

Enjolras: YOUR COUNTRY HAS A PRESIDENT?

Me: Yes...

Enjolras: A REPUBLIC? THAT WAS WHAT WE WERE FIGHTING FOR!

Erik: You don't need to shout and get all excited...

Raoul: It's a black man anyway

Me: SHHHhhhhh! *Smacks him* What's the matter with you? That's racist you twit!

Erik: *Snickers* You called him a twit

Me: *Pushes them up the ramp and onto the ferry* Come on, we gotta get to the place first!

Enjolras: *Gets teary eyed* I wanna meet your president!

Me: We're not going to meet him! So just be quiet now and sit down, we're about to leave!

Christine: *Gasps* THERE'S WIFI HERE!

Erik: WHAT? Where's the laptop? Tell us you brought it so you can update

Me: ...

Raoul: You're kiddin me?

Me: Nope, not kidding

Erik: Oh well, maybe next time

Me: They can wait til Monday. But I can't, so I'm gonna read some fanfiction, you all just, sit quietly

*55 Minutes later*

Christine: Yay we're here!

Erik: *Walks off the ramp with me and Enjolras* About time...

Christine: *Stands at the top of the ramp all dramatic*

Me: Is this LND day or something?

Christine: Haha no, just livin the moment!

Raoul: *Barges out holding a beer bottle* Stand aside! Stand Aside! No pictures, no pictures you hear, no pictures of my wife

Erik: *Facepalm*

Christine: NO RAOUL!

Raoul: Haha, I'm just playin. So what're we doing first?

Me: Well are you all hungry?

Erik: No

Enjolras: Not really

Christine: I'm good

Raoul: Me too

Me: Alrighty then! My parents and us will split from here then. Come on, I know where to take you all

Erik: Where?

Me: America's oldest Carousel!

Enjolras: How old?

Me: It was built about 10 years before the events of Phantom of the Opera

Christine: Aww! I woulda only been 6!

Me: Well come on then, it's in this building

*We go in*

Erik: Look at the line!

Me: It'll move fast, here's everybody's tickets

Raoul: Those horses have a funny look about them

Enjolras: It's the eyes...

Christine: *Gasps* SARAH BRIGHTMAN EYES!

Erik: I actually think the horse's eyes are scarier than Sarah Brightman's

Enjolras: They're like, Demon eyes

Raoul: Hey, this horses don't go up and down either!

Me: That's right

Erik: Well that's no fun...

Christine: What do you do then?

Me: See that red arm over there? And how the people keep reaching out and grabbing rings out of it?

Everybody: Yea...

Me: Well the goal is to grab those rings and pile them up on the stick in your horse's head. And at the end a special brass ring comes out. And if you can get it, you win a free ride

Enjolras: It sounds like a CHALLENGE!

Erik: I'll get that ring!

Raoul: Not if I get it first!

*The man opens the gate and we hand him the tickets and go in*

Erik: *Jumps on a yellow horse with a black mane and tail* Ah HA! I shall name thee Fredrick! And we shall Conquer and WIN THE BRASS RING!

Enjolras: *Jumps on a yellow horse with a white mane and tail a few horses up from Erik* Not if me and Patria get it first!

Christine: *Climbs on a brown horse with a brown mane and tail on the opposite side from Erik* Me and Rosie will destroy you all!

Me: *Gets on a brown horse with a black mane and tail that's in front of Erik's horse* You guys are being a little over competitive

Raoul: *All the big outside horses get taken so he gets on a small greenish-yellow horse with a white mane and tail next to Christine's horse* Me and Tiny have a better chance! We'll get the brass ring on the inside arm while you're all competing for the outside one!

Erik: *Laughs and calls across to the other side* YOU NAMED YOUR HORSE TINY?

Raoul: Well it was that or Teeny Todd

Christine: I think both names are adorable

Raoul: Well his name is Tiny! So leave him alone!

Me: Here we go!

*The ride starts*

Me: Oh shoot, I missed

Enjolras: HA! I caught one!

Erik: Oh yea? Well I caught 2!

Christine: I caught one

Raoul: *Sniffles* Come on Tiny! We need just 1

Me: *Grabs one* YAY!

Enjolras: Now I got two!

Erik: I got two but I dropped one

Christine: YAY! I caught another one! *Strokes her horse's mane* We're doing so good Rosie!

Raoul: Dang it Tiny! We gotta get just one! We were so close!

*We go around, finally it's time for the brass ring*

Me: Darn...

Enjolras: NO! Patria you let me down...

Erik: DANG IT! I grabbed the ring and the brass ring came out!

Christine: *Grabs the brass ring* YAY! I WIN!

Raoul: *Cries* I only got 1 ring! Tiny WHY?

Erik: I got a lot

Enjolras: Me too

Me: I got, enough. I only missed the first one!

*We get off, Christine stays on so she can go again*

Raoul: *Sniffles* Can we go again?

Enjolras: Yea! No fair! I want another ride!

Me: Boys, we'll go again later when the line isn't so bad ok?

*They all nod and we wait until Christine gets done*

Christine: *Hugs 'Rosie'* You were such a good horse! I'll come back and ride you again soon!

Me: Oh, I got pictures of you all on your horses. Don't worry.

Erik: Fredrick was a noble steed, and he almost won me the ring

Enjolras: Well now where are we going?

Me: TO RENT SCOOTERS!

Raoul: Scooters? Like, those ones you sit in that kinda look like motercycles?

Me: Yep!

Raoul: Oh yea! They always have those in Paris in the movies...

Christine: I KNOW! I love those girl's pink ones. We need one of those

Raoul: Um...

*We get to the rental place*

Me: Alright, everybody who has a license, step forward!

*Erik, Enjolras, and Raoul step forward*

Me: Christine you didn't pass your test?

Christine: Um... well you see I noticed this puppy on the side of the street, and he was SO cute, so I kinda pulled over, got out, and pet him

Me: DURING YOUR TEST?

Christine: Yea...

Me: Whatever, we'll take 3 scooters

*We get the scooters and our helmets*

Raoul: Well Christine's riding with me on the... pink one

Christine: *Claps* I'm so happy they gave you the pink one! I LOVE PINK!

Erik: Well who am I riding with?

Me: Do you wannt ride alone?

Enjolras: He has the cape on...

Me: Good point, I'll ride with Enjolras and let you enjoy your, billowy cape in the breeze

Erik: Awesome!

Me: *Gets on the scooter behinds Enjolras* So... how did YOU do on your test

Enjolras: Um...

*Raoul and Christine are already gone, Erik follows close behind, we go after them*

Me: WATCH OUT FOR THE TRUCK!

*Swerves through traffic*

Me: WATCH OUT FOR THE PEOPLE!

*After about 15 minutes of this, we finally get to the next town and park*

Christine: Wow! That was SO FUN!

Raoul: I liked it too!

Erik: *Petting his cape* Billowy...

Me: *Trying to catch her breath* I... I've never been more scared for my life

Enjolras: Sorry, I'm not very good with Balance. That's why we had no horses on the barricade...

Me: Well that rules out the bike trail then!

*We go around Edgartown, honestly, there was NOTHING THERE!*

Me: Alright guys, time to head back

Erik: We're gonna ride the Carousel again now right?

Me: *Gets on the scooter behind him* We are

Erik: Awww Why can't you ride with Enjolras?

Me: Because he can't drive that good!

Erik: But my cape...

Me: You already had it billowing. Enough billowing cape now

Erik: *Is sad* Ok...

*We drive back and return the scooters, and head back to the Carousel*

Raoul: YAY NO LINE!

*We all get back on the same exact horses we were on before*

Erik: Heeeey! You didn't name your horse yet!

Me: So?

Erik: You gotta name him!

Me: Fine... I'll call him... uh... Muddy

Erik: Muddy?

Enjolras: That's a stupid name

Christine: OH MY GOODNESS THAT'S THE CUTEST NAME EVER!

*We start*

Enjorlas: I WILL GET IT THIS TIME!

Erik: NO! CAUSE ME AND FREDRICK ARE GONNA GET IT!

Christine: Me and Rosie already got it, so we won't try!

Raoul: *Is trying desperately to grab at least 1 ring*

Me: Brass ring time!

Enjolras: *Starts snatching rings like crazy*

Erik: YES! I GOT IT! FREDRICK WE GOT IT!

Raoul: *Just barely misses the brass ring*

Me: Awwww Poor Raoul

Raoul: *Sobs* NOOOO!

Enjolras: *Hugs his horse* Well Patria, you tried

Me: *Takes about a hundred pictures of my horse before patting his neck* Good Bye Muddy

Christine: *Kisses her horse's nose* Bye Rosie!

Raoul: *Hugs his horse's neck and sobs* DON'T MAKE ME LEAVE TINY!

Christine: *Gently takes Raoul's arm and helps him off the ride*

Raoul: *Cries and sings like the Phantom at the end of the Final Lair* TIIIIIIINYYYYYYYY! I LOOOOOOOOVE YOU!

Christine: I think it's time for some quiet time. We'll meet you guys at the ferry *Leads Raoul away*

*Erik finishes his free ride*

Erik: *Strokes his horses neck and rubs his nose* Well Fredrick, I am very proud of you. Good Bye my lovely stallion

*We meet up with Christine at the Ferry, she's already on board, with Raoul asleep on her shoulder*

Christine: Shhh, I finally got him to sleep. Did you get pictures of his horse?

Me: Yes

Christine: He's going to want them...

Me: Alright. Here, let's leave these guys down here and go up out on the deck

Erik: But I wanted to make the fop cry again!

Me: *Glares at him*

Erik: *Shuts up*

*Me, Erik, and Enjolras go to the upper deck and outside*

Enjorlas: Wow, it's pretty nice out here!

Erik: Look at all the rich people and their boats

Me: Yep

*We pull away and start heading back towards the Cape*

Enjolras: *Sighs* We never got to see your president

Me: You wouldn't have been able to meet him, he woulda had security and stuff

Enjolras: I still woulda liked to

Erik: It would have been an honor

Me: You met Andrew Lloyd Webber?

Erik: That wasn't an honor, we killed him

Me: But we didn't kill Sarah, she's still out there

Enjolras: We should hunt her down

Me: Indeed. But not now, let's wait a little while. Until I get back into school. This is supposed to be vacation!

Enjolras: Good point

Erik: Still...

*We get back to the docks and go downstairs*

Christine: *Nudging Raoul* Darling, we're back home, don't you want to go to bed?

Raoul: *Opens an eye and looks at Christine, before closing it and nodding*

Christine: *Helps him up and out to the van* You're alright Darling, you're just very tired

Raoul: *Sniffles* Yea...

Me: Alright, well I'm closing this one now before Raoul has an episode

Erik: Good Idea!

Well, that was Martha's Vineyard! Seriously, I was miserable most of the time. That carousel was the highlight of the whole day, and I really did ride it twice. And I ALMOST got the brass ring! The girl right in front of me on the last ride grabbed like 3 in a row and the last one she grabbed was the brass ring =(

Oh well, REVIEW please. And the final day of the Cape is next, followed by the trip home! Ick, sounds terrible right? I'm too tired to post them tonight but you'll get them tomorrow. Thanks for Reading! Hope you enjoyed this chapter of 'The Adventures of Erik and Erik Jr.'

P.S. If you're wondering where Squishy and Erik Jr. were for this chapter, we left them back at home. Because, I don't think either one of them would have appreciated the trip. Honestly, I would have been afraid of one of them falling off the boat! So, they stayed on Erik and Enjolras's beds. And when we got back from Martha's Vineyard, they were there waiting. So don't worry, we haven't forgotten/lost them! Not yet anyway... haha