CHAPTER 47: Being ded
OMFG NOǃ
I wuz dedǃǃǃǃǃǃǃǃǃǃǃǃǃǃ
Der was fire an demonz an screamng peopel in pits of lava an stuff evrywher.
"omfg dis is su cull" i sed. I must be in hellǃ
but den i realisd I was dedǃ An if I was ded den I couldnt win surviver an get da million dollarz an go back 2 hogwarts an mak out wit niallǃ OMFG i started crying n fell over almost landin in a pit o lava.
"Omg Beautiful wats wrong" sed a voice.
Den I turnd around an der was DA DEVIL1ǃ
"DAFUCKǃ" i screamed.
"I'm da devilǃ" he yelld.
"ya I know dat"
He grabbd me by da armǃ An I was scared he was going to kill me (not really lol, I'm aready dead) but instead he sed "Becauz u r so beutiful, I will let you go back to life. BUT. only if you kis meǃǃǃǃǃǃǃǃǃǃǃǃǃǃ"
"omg?" i sed.
"just 1 teny tiny lil kiss" he sed.
I cosnidred it. I would be so SLUTY to kiss him, but den, i was a small price to pay to get back ALIVE ǃǃǃǃǃǃǃ I grabed him pasionately an stated kissing.
"Mm mm yaaaaa baby" he sed.
It was so haute an sexah an den da devil startd takin of mi clothsǃ
"Omg no we cant have sex" i sed.
"Pls" sed devil.. "Or i will make u stay in hell for all eternity".
So we DID ITǃǃǃǃǃǃǃǃǃǃǃǃǃǃǃǃǃ It was firy hot passin n so sexxahǃ He was da devil an it was kinda skary but he had BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG u-no-watǃ
"BABY BAY BYAYǃ" I screemd getting a orgy.
Den, it was done. he sed "ok u can go bak now"
I was sad to leve becuz i dint want 2 admit it but it had been kinda fun. and I dint want to leve devil behind. "Maybe we wil meat again someday" I sed?
"Defintley"
He pushd a button an a starecase mad of lava n fire cam down from da sky. I climbd it an dint get burned on da lava cuz i was wering my 10 inch heelz. Wen I reached da top of da stairs, I was back on earthǃǃǃǃǃǃ I was right bake were I'd died, excpet I wasn't ded no moreǃǃǃǃǃǃǃǃ
I quikly killd of da rest of da deth eeters. BUT...
"der is still 1 mor person left 2 killǃǃǃǃǃǃǃǃǃǃǃǃ" sed Jef probst.
