1 Disclaimer: I realised this morning that I don't think I have disclaimed
anything in any chapters so I have MAJOR stuff to make up for. I think you
probably realise that I do NOT, I repeat, do NOT own LotR, nor do I claim
to own anything that isn't my own. All I own is Michelle, Robyn, Paul and
Michelle's story line. I don't even own Tracey, Becky, Mary-Jo, Clare or
Kathrine, as they are real people. My best mates to be precise! Yep, so
basically, DON'T SUE ME! You won't get anything!
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3 A/N: OK, so apparently the last chapter wasn't that bad! I don't what it was, but when I re-read it, it just didn't seem as good as some of the others I've written. So,
4 Got: Yes, mom! Hurry up and write the next goddamn chapter! Remember I am a VVVIP!
5 Tafi: Thank you for reviewing (as usual), thank you for permission to use your ideas as long as I mention you (which I will only do as a last resort) Ooh crap! I just realised what that sounds like! I didn't mean because they were bad (they're very good!!! Honest!), I meant because I didn't want to rip off any of your ideas! I didn't mean it as an insult! I'm just going to shut up now. Oh yeah, and I'm taking you as a guest to Guardian of Tears party! (Read… um… er… I don't know what it's called, but in brackets in the title it says 'A tie in with 'Dear Kain' and it's by Guardian of Tears in case you hadn't already worked that one out. It's good! Read it! Please!) And you can call me Elfie!
6 BTW, if anybody didn't understand the 'Were they all men, Legolas?' bit from the last chapter, its sort of carrying on from chapter 2. In Elrond's office. Sam asks Legolas if he's pregnant. Because he thinks he's a woman. Yes… got it… understand… no…? Forget it. Just re-read the story, then you might understand. And if you don't, TOUGH! I can't be arsed to explain, right now.
7 OK then, this is a very long A/N! Well for me anyway! Especially considering the one at the start of chapter 53 was 5 words long. Right, so I'll let you read the chapter now. That might help mightn't it! Yup, would help a lot! So I'm going to stop writing now. That is as in, at the end of the last sentence. So I'm done now. You should be reading the chapter now. But you're not because I'm still writing. So, I'm going to stop now. For real. Yep, Okay, so BYE!
8 Luvs Elfie xXxXx
9 Chapter 54
Michelle woke up and her head was spinning. She ran to the bathroom to throw up, but found she couldn't because there was an unconscious Gandalf draped over the toilet. So she had to do the very disgusting thing of chucking up out of the window.
"Eurgh!" she groaned as she stumbled back into the lounge. She looked around her. The hobbits were in a little pile on the sofa. The girls were in a pile on the floor. For some very odd reason, Aragorn was on Faramir's lap. 'Boy, Arwen is going to kill him.' Gimli was nowhere to be seen. Legolas was the only one awake. Suddenly, EVERYTHING came flooding back. The trial, the celebrations, the drink, spin-the-bottle, the embarrassing conversation in front of her father, Sam's personal comment, the disappearance of Legolas, the reappearance of Legolas, Clare's embarrassing revelation, but that was where her memory stopped. The last thing she remembered was hearing Clare tell them about her wild night out, but she was snogging Legolas at the time, and didn't really care. She began to blush as she saw Legolas watching her.
"In all honesty, how embarrassing was I, last night?" she asked, meekly. "And don't be nice about it?"
"Well, I don't think you've ever kissed me that much or that passionately before." He said. He didn't want to answer the question honestly. He knew he would get the blame for it, or at least would be moaned at all day. She shook her head and sat down. She ran a hand through her hair, and sighed. Legolas sat down next to her and put an arm around her shoulders.
"My dad is going to be so mad when he wakes up." she said. "If he ever wakes up." And, as if he had heard her say that, Faramir and Aragorn woke up at the same time.
"ARGH!" they cried, and leapt up from the seat.
"Why were we…?" said Faramir.
"I don't think we want to know." Said Aragorn. "OH CRAP! Arwen's going to kill me! I've got to go! Sorry!!!" and he ran out of the house.
Michelle looked over at her dad, whilst trying not to laugh.
"And what do you find so funny, missy? Hmm. I hope you aren't laughing at me, because I have many more things to throw at you." Said Faramir. A look of distress crossed her face. "Yes, I think we'll both forget anything that happened last night. The consequences of anybody finding out could be quite severe." Gradually, the others woke up.
"Well, that was a night we won't forget in a hurry!" Said Mary-Jo, more cheerfully than was humanly possible from someone who consumed vast amounts of alcohol just some 5 hours previously.
"We won't remember it in one, either." Said Tracey. "And, I don't think we really want to."
"Ooh! Ooh! I remember!" said Pippin. "Actually, no I don't." Robyn began to cry. Michelle was way too tired and hung-over to get up and feed her.
"Legolas, go feed the baby." She muttered.
"Um, I can't." he said.
"Yes, you can! Just go and do it!" Sam looked at Michelle, then Legolas, than back to Michelle then at Frodo.
"See! See! I told you! I told you!!!" he cried. "It is true!" he held out his hand to Frodo. "Come on now, Mr. Frodo. Don't be stingy. Cough up." Frodo moaned and then got four gold coins out of his pocket. He shoved them into Sam's hand and muttered something under his breath.
"Did you make a bet on me?!" said Legolas, angrily.
"Would you believe me if I said 'no'?" said Sam, anxiously.
"No."
"Well… um… we… er… um… yes." Said Sam, as he fell to the floor and raised his arms across his face as if to stop a blow. "I'm sorry!" came a muffled cry from the quivering heap on the floor.
Ignoring everything that had just happened, Pippin spoke up.
"Well, I enjoyed last night!" he said joyfully. "I saw a completely different side to Michelle and the other girls." Nobody was really listening to him but he carried on anyway. "I often wondered where Legolas actually went when Clare made him disappear. And, Michelle is a great kisser." Michelle and Legolas snapped their heads around to Pippin's direction.
"WHAT?!" They cried together. Everybody else turned their heads slowly. Pippin suddenly had a very worried look on his face.
"I think I'll go feed the baby!"
"HA!" shouted Frodo. "And I told YOU, Master Samwise! I'll have my four gold pieces back now, thank you very much!!!" He held out his hand, exactly as Sam had done earlier, to receive his winnings. Even though they weren't technically winnings, as it was his money in the first place.
Michelle was completely horrified, and very glad she couldn't remember.
"Leave Robyn alone!" she yelled. "I'll feed her, being as I am the only capable of doing so." She ran into the bedroom and closed the door. Pippin began to creep towards the door, but suddenly jumped back when he was yelled at. "AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT LOOKING THROUGH THE KEYHOLE, PEREGRIN TOOK!"
"Dammit!"
When she came out of the room, about twenty minutes later (Robyn was just as stubborn as her mother), she only heard the end part of the girls' conversation.
"And Frodo said he didn't want to die a virgin." Said Mary-Jo.
"What did you say?!" said Tracey.
"I said I didn't either!" Sam was completely mortified. He looked over to Frodo.
"MR. FRODO!" he cried, but Frodo just sat in his chair, grinning like a maniac on hallucinogens. He looked over at Mary-Jo who was also grinning madly.
"Mary-Jo, you… you… you Lady of Negotiable Affection, you!"
"Why, thank you!" she replied.
"Somebody has been reading TOO much Pratchett." Said Clare. (A/N: If you don't understand, read the Discworld books. If you like this fic, you will definitely like them! The same kind of humour!)
"Well, I've got to go." Said Tracey. "I meeting Tafi by the fountain. We're going to go and torture Paul! Hehe!" Michelle's face lit up at that.
"Ooh, say hi to her for me! I'd join you, but I have to look after Robyn." She said. "But, here's an idea. You can both beat the crap out of him for me! So you'll both have twice as much fun!"
"See you all later!" And Tracey left. Michelle looked around the room. She suddenly felt very irritated.
"Well!" she said. "Haven't you all got homes to go to, or something?!" And she stormed back into the bedroom, slamming the door on the way.
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A/N: There you go! I hope you enjoyed that!
Tafi: My friend (the same friend who came up with the idea for the trial! Becky, to be exact! Yep, the one and only!) and I realised that there isn't really a good way of thanking you for all the support you've given me. But, we decided that quite a cool to thank you would be to put you in the story, even if it is only for about two seconds! But, you are doing something to cool for words! I mean, who wouldn't want to beat up Paul? And you are privileged to do such a thing! I hope you liked the chapter! There's only about two or three (it depends on how long one of them is) more! Yes, two or three!!! And one of them has quite an interesting plot twist! You'll have to read on to find out more won't you! Hehehe! I'm evil! Ah well, you won't have to wait long!
Luvs Elfie xXxXx
PS. I don't own Terry Pratchett's Discworld stuff either! Otherwise it wouldn't be Terry Pratchett's it would be mine!!!
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3 A/N: OK, so apparently the last chapter wasn't that bad! I don't what it was, but when I re-read it, it just didn't seem as good as some of the others I've written. So,
4 Got: Yes, mom! Hurry up and write the next goddamn chapter! Remember I am a VVVIP!
5 Tafi: Thank you for reviewing (as usual), thank you for permission to use your ideas as long as I mention you (which I will only do as a last resort) Ooh crap! I just realised what that sounds like! I didn't mean because they were bad (they're very good!!! Honest!), I meant because I didn't want to rip off any of your ideas! I didn't mean it as an insult! I'm just going to shut up now. Oh yeah, and I'm taking you as a guest to Guardian of Tears party! (Read… um… er… I don't know what it's called, but in brackets in the title it says 'A tie in with 'Dear Kain' and it's by Guardian of Tears in case you hadn't already worked that one out. It's good! Read it! Please!) And you can call me Elfie!
6 BTW, if anybody didn't understand the 'Were they all men, Legolas?' bit from the last chapter, its sort of carrying on from chapter 2. In Elrond's office. Sam asks Legolas if he's pregnant. Because he thinks he's a woman. Yes… got it… understand… no…? Forget it. Just re-read the story, then you might understand. And if you don't, TOUGH! I can't be arsed to explain, right now.
7 OK then, this is a very long A/N! Well for me anyway! Especially considering the one at the start of chapter 53 was 5 words long. Right, so I'll let you read the chapter now. That might help mightn't it! Yup, would help a lot! So I'm going to stop writing now. That is as in, at the end of the last sentence. So I'm done now. You should be reading the chapter now. But you're not because I'm still writing. So, I'm going to stop now. For real. Yep, Okay, so BYE!
8 Luvs Elfie xXxXx
9 Chapter 54
Michelle woke up and her head was spinning. She ran to the bathroom to throw up, but found she couldn't because there was an unconscious Gandalf draped over the toilet. So she had to do the very disgusting thing of chucking up out of the window.
"Eurgh!" she groaned as she stumbled back into the lounge. She looked around her. The hobbits were in a little pile on the sofa. The girls were in a pile on the floor. For some very odd reason, Aragorn was on Faramir's lap. 'Boy, Arwen is going to kill him.' Gimli was nowhere to be seen. Legolas was the only one awake. Suddenly, EVERYTHING came flooding back. The trial, the celebrations, the drink, spin-the-bottle, the embarrassing conversation in front of her father, Sam's personal comment, the disappearance of Legolas, the reappearance of Legolas, Clare's embarrassing revelation, but that was where her memory stopped. The last thing she remembered was hearing Clare tell them about her wild night out, but she was snogging Legolas at the time, and didn't really care. She began to blush as she saw Legolas watching her.
"In all honesty, how embarrassing was I, last night?" she asked, meekly. "And don't be nice about it?"
"Well, I don't think you've ever kissed me that much or that passionately before." He said. He didn't want to answer the question honestly. He knew he would get the blame for it, or at least would be moaned at all day. She shook her head and sat down. She ran a hand through her hair, and sighed. Legolas sat down next to her and put an arm around her shoulders.
"My dad is going to be so mad when he wakes up." she said. "If he ever wakes up." And, as if he had heard her say that, Faramir and Aragorn woke up at the same time.
"ARGH!" they cried, and leapt up from the seat.
"Why were we…?" said Faramir.
"I don't think we want to know." Said Aragorn. "OH CRAP! Arwen's going to kill me! I've got to go! Sorry!!!" and he ran out of the house.
Michelle looked over at her dad, whilst trying not to laugh.
"And what do you find so funny, missy? Hmm. I hope you aren't laughing at me, because I have many more things to throw at you." Said Faramir. A look of distress crossed her face. "Yes, I think we'll both forget anything that happened last night. The consequences of anybody finding out could be quite severe." Gradually, the others woke up.
"Well, that was a night we won't forget in a hurry!" Said Mary-Jo, more cheerfully than was humanly possible from someone who consumed vast amounts of alcohol just some 5 hours previously.
"We won't remember it in one, either." Said Tracey. "And, I don't think we really want to."
"Ooh! Ooh! I remember!" said Pippin. "Actually, no I don't." Robyn began to cry. Michelle was way too tired and hung-over to get up and feed her.
"Legolas, go feed the baby." She muttered.
"Um, I can't." he said.
"Yes, you can! Just go and do it!" Sam looked at Michelle, then Legolas, than back to Michelle then at Frodo.
"See! See! I told you! I told you!!!" he cried. "It is true!" he held out his hand to Frodo. "Come on now, Mr. Frodo. Don't be stingy. Cough up." Frodo moaned and then got four gold coins out of his pocket. He shoved them into Sam's hand and muttered something under his breath.
"Did you make a bet on me?!" said Legolas, angrily.
"Would you believe me if I said 'no'?" said Sam, anxiously.
"No."
"Well… um… we… er… um… yes." Said Sam, as he fell to the floor and raised his arms across his face as if to stop a blow. "I'm sorry!" came a muffled cry from the quivering heap on the floor.
Ignoring everything that had just happened, Pippin spoke up.
"Well, I enjoyed last night!" he said joyfully. "I saw a completely different side to Michelle and the other girls." Nobody was really listening to him but he carried on anyway. "I often wondered where Legolas actually went when Clare made him disappear. And, Michelle is a great kisser." Michelle and Legolas snapped their heads around to Pippin's direction.
"WHAT?!" They cried together. Everybody else turned their heads slowly. Pippin suddenly had a very worried look on his face.
"I think I'll go feed the baby!"
"HA!" shouted Frodo. "And I told YOU, Master Samwise! I'll have my four gold pieces back now, thank you very much!!!" He held out his hand, exactly as Sam had done earlier, to receive his winnings. Even though they weren't technically winnings, as it was his money in the first place.
Michelle was completely horrified, and very glad she couldn't remember.
"Leave Robyn alone!" she yelled. "I'll feed her, being as I am the only capable of doing so." She ran into the bedroom and closed the door. Pippin began to creep towards the door, but suddenly jumped back when he was yelled at. "AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT LOOKING THROUGH THE KEYHOLE, PEREGRIN TOOK!"
"Dammit!"
When she came out of the room, about twenty minutes later (Robyn was just as stubborn as her mother), she only heard the end part of the girls' conversation.
"And Frodo said he didn't want to die a virgin." Said Mary-Jo.
"What did you say?!" said Tracey.
"I said I didn't either!" Sam was completely mortified. He looked over to Frodo.
"MR. FRODO!" he cried, but Frodo just sat in his chair, grinning like a maniac on hallucinogens. He looked over at Mary-Jo who was also grinning madly.
"Mary-Jo, you… you… you Lady of Negotiable Affection, you!"
"Why, thank you!" she replied.
"Somebody has been reading TOO much Pratchett." Said Clare. (A/N: If you don't understand, read the Discworld books. If you like this fic, you will definitely like them! The same kind of humour!)
"Well, I've got to go." Said Tracey. "I meeting Tafi by the fountain. We're going to go and torture Paul! Hehe!" Michelle's face lit up at that.
"Ooh, say hi to her for me! I'd join you, but I have to look after Robyn." She said. "But, here's an idea. You can both beat the crap out of him for me! So you'll both have twice as much fun!"
"See you all later!" And Tracey left. Michelle looked around the room. She suddenly felt very irritated.
"Well!" she said. "Haven't you all got homes to go to, or something?!" And she stormed back into the bedroom, slamming the door on the way.
*****
A/N: There you go! I hope you enjoyed that!
Tafi: My friend (the same friend who came up with the idea for the trial! Becky, to be exact! Yep, the one and only!) and I realised that there isn't really a good way of thanking you for all the support you've given me. But, we decided that quite a cool to thank you would be to put you in the story, even if it is only for about two seconds! But, you are doing something to cool for words! I mean, who wouldn't want to beat up Paul? And you are privileged to do such a thing! I hope you liked the chapter! There's only about two or three (it depends on how long one of them is) more! Yes, two or three!!! And one of them has quite an interesting plot twist! You'll have to read on to find out more won't you! Hehehe! I'm evil! Ah well, you won't have to wait long!
Luvs Elfie xXxXx
PS. I don't own Terry Pratchett's Discworld stuff either! Otherwise it wouldn't be Terry Pratchett's it would be mine!!!
