A/N: Thanks to fly on, Clato4eva888, .315 (x3), Clato and Everlark Forever (I FEEL THE SAME WAY!), and Bananas4mokneys for reviewing!
*Chapter inspired by fly on
Disclaimer (thank you for the idea .315!): I finally own THG! Well not exactly, but I own a copy, so I'm halfway there!
Dear Katniss and Peeta,
My dearies. I am so proud of you. It took me a while, but I finally realized that the Capitol is cruel! I was so happy to see you both again. This letter isn't to talk about the past though. I want to catch up. I want to let you know that my obsession with mahogany is getting better every day. I still have the one room in my house that is dedicated to mahogany furniture, but not every piece of the wood in my house is mahogany. I am finally putting down my makeup and hair kits. I am letting my inner beauty show. I am trying my best to rid of my horrible Capitol accent, its going ok so far. How's Haymitch? I haven't heard from him in so long! I miss my big brother. Rumor has it that you're having a baby! Do I get to be Aunt Effie? I hope so, oh dear! My cat is using my mahogany table as a cat scratcher!
With much Love, Effie
A/N: Tomorrow nights is gonna be like a modern day thing. You'll see.
