laughsandgiggles
Could you make a drabble with Sanji introducing Zoro to Zeff, and Zeff is overprotective of his little eggplant?
Sanji had warned Zoro that his old man was a lot to handle and that he wasn't exactly polite even to people he liked, much less those he was deciding were appropriate for his foster son. But Zoro being the stubborn hardheaded idiot he was had agreed to it.
"Try to be nice, I actually really like him." Sanji sighs, picking up a sofa cushion and throwing it into the right place.
"I will be nice to him." Zeff insists. Sanji doesn't believe him.
"And he's younger than me, so maybe try not to be such a tool." He adds, looking at his old man.
"Boy toy, huh?" Zeff grunts at him.
"I will kick you in the face so hard you'll shit teeth. Leave it." Sanji snarls. The doorbell rings and he goes to answer it.
He slips outside the door to see his boyfriend panting with exertion.
"You're right on time, I may have told you to be here earlier than you needed to be. Knew you'd get lost." He says, pulling the door behind him with a grin. Zoro's jaw drops and a dark scowl overcomes him.
"You fucking asshole, you know how worried I was about-" Zoro snarls at him.
"HEARD THAT." Zeff yells from indoors and Zoro jumps and pales.
"You still wanna do this? Not too late to back out." he offers, kind of hoping Zoro will agree to leave with him.
"No way. I'm not chickening out. Anyway, you still have to meet my sister sometime and I think you've got the worse deal there." Zoro smirks, pushing by him into the house. Sanji's knees go weak at remembering Robin, Zoro's stunning older sister who will not hesitate to kill him and dissolve him in acid should he ever hurt Zoro.
Sanji winces as Zoro marches right up to Zeff, holds his hand out and delivers a very formal 'hello sir I'm Zoro'.
"No shit. Sit down dumbass." Zeff grouses. Zoro flicks Sanji a look that seems to imply something along the lines of I see where you get it from. And that's a dirty dirty lie.
"So. How old are you? Sanji won't say." Zeff says, setting food down on the table. Sanji shoots Zoro a pleading look.
"Seventeen." Zoro answers flatly.
"You know he doesn't have any money, and he's an irresponsible feckless idiot." Zeff says sternly.
"Hey!" Sanji protests.
"And he flirts with everything in a skirt and he's never had a real relationship before." Zeff points out.
"I am right fucking HERE old bastard. Will you stop badmouthing me to Zoro!" Sanji snarls.
"Basically he's a hopeless idiot who's probably mentally only about seventeen himself." his old man says matter-of-factly.
"He's my idiot." Zoro says firmly and glares at Zeff, challenging him to say otherwise.
"Hn. Pass the salt." Zeff says to Zoro.
