Chapter fifty! god i'm such a loser
Chapter 50:
Jose clenched his fists in rage "Those disgusting brats" he said quietly.
Natsu's posture slumped slightly as he continued to watch Totomaru, said phantom mage glared back holding his sword with injured arms. Speaking of which Natsu's injuries were beginning to iritate him 'Shit' he thought 'I really cant fight anymore, not like this'. suddenly the structure began to shake and turn "What! This room has no means of staying horizontal!" Toto complained. "Aw shi-" the room tilted sharply and Natsu instantly felt nauseous. Happy used his wings in order to stay upright.
Phantom lords legs came back into action as it lifted the guild building up. "Wh- what are they planning now!?", it tilted back and gears began to move sections around larger peices emerged and the entire fortress transformed into a giant robot...like thing.
''The super mage phantom MK. 11" Totomaru snickered''
''What is that?'' ''Now what are they doing'', it began to walk towards them ''No its going to trample the guild!''. Cana grit her teeth ''Concentrate on the task at hand! Grey and Elf-man or even Natsu will stop this for us.
Natsu rolled on the ground groaning, 'What's wrong with this guy' Totomaru thought. ''Natsu get up! Come on!'' Natsu held his mouth ''Is this thing moving?'', Totomaru gaped 'Motion sickness?Lame!' And assortment of flaming colors bloomed in his hands. ''So...fire doesn't affect you?'' the small embers exploded into a blazing rainbow above Toto's head ''Well I wonder what would happen if you ate all of this!''.
Natsu looked back momentarily and gave Toto an annoyed look, ''Eat this!'' Toto yelled as he thrust his hands down. Suddenly his arms were covered in ice ''Eh'' it slowly covered his body ''What is this!?''. A large monster arm grabbed his now frozen body and flung him out from a random hole in the ceiling. ''What the heck is wrong with you?'' Grey asked ''Men should not get sick!'' Elf-man added ''Wait'' the both looked at him ''Can you not handle vehicles?''.
Natsu glared at him and was about to retort when the robot thing stopped walking. Happy rushed out to see what was happening.
The robot held up its arms and began to write symbols in the air, ''This writing is...!'' Alzack began ''Its a seal! Abyss break!'' Cana finished. ''What'' everyone yelled ''Shit if that goes of it'll destroy everything to Caldia Cathedral (wherever that is)'' loke grunted.
Happy's fur became damp with sweat and he rushed back down to the others. Natsu had his hands folded over the lower part of his face and was glaring at Grey with heated anger, if looks could kill Grey would be splattered all over the walls. ''This is bad'' Happy yelled ''The guild has turned into a giant robot(thing) and is casting a spell they say will reach all the way to Caldia Cathedral''.
''That's half the town!'' Grey exclaimed trying to ignore the death glare he was receiving, all three looked at each other and then ran off in opposite directions. ''We need to stop it'' they said.
Mira rushed out from the guild ''Mira!'' Cana yelled ''Mirajane get back'' Era whispered in order not to at track attention ''No I must buy us some time'' she replied. She reached the front and held her arms out ''You want me right? Please stop attacking the guild!'' there was a small silence before Jose spoke ''Disappear, filthy imposter'' he said sweat ran down Mira's face 'What'. Jose snarled ''There is no way a targeted person would be sent to the front lines''.
Tears gathered in Mira's eyes 'I'm completely worthless' she thought.
Elfam ran down a long corridor ''I'm Elf-man, mage of Fairy Tail!'' he yelled ''But seriously this room is ridiculous!'' he had been running for ten minutes. The floor behind him began to rise from it was Sol but not with his usual kind (but annoying) smile. His face was dark and twisted with a cruel smirk on his face, his voice became low smooth and slow ''Salut'' was all he said.
Mon: datum that was some boring shit there
MN: way to release some tension, and again what is gratsu
CN & AN: yeh what is it
Me: fine *turns to anime Natsu and holds up a K rated yaoi pic*
AN: *barfs*
Me: *turns to creepy Natsu and holds up T rated pic*
CN: *backs away* what the fuck is wrong with you
Me: *turns to 'my' Natsu and holds up M rated pic while smirking*
MN: oh god *scared for life*
Me: and I am no longer Mon...I think I may change my profile name to blackdestruction...nah
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