Harry Potter Eats A Bear
Chapter 52: U Noes Nutin!
One day Harry Potter was walking in the streets, when he saw a kid. "Hey retard!" Harry said.
Then the kid said. "Hey! What's your name?"
"Harry Potter."
The kid pointed to his nose and asked. "What's this!"
"Uh... a nose."
"What do I have in my hands?"
"Nothing."
""Hah! Harry Potter knows nothing!"
"Why you son of a..."
Then an asteroid squashed Harry Potter to a pool of blood.
The End!
