Dear Fanfiction Writers,

Now I am starting to think that you are just messing with me.

BlackIce. MexJack. (Disgusting.)

Dark Chocolate. MexBunny. (Revolting.)

Whatever this pairing is called: MexSandy. (Repulsive.)

And now CAVITY?!

At least I am with a FEMALE, but it is still disgusting, revolting, and repulsive.

Never sincerely, Pitch, whom everyone sees fit to pair with other people for no apparent reason


Yeah, yeah, I know I'm a hypocrite again. I just love ToothxPitch... XD

Thanks to Nicely Nicely's little sister for this idea. Or at least part of it.