Shadow Says

Tails was paddling on surfboard in the ocean when a shark started circling him.

Shadow on shore faced the camera. "Remember kids, never go swimming alone. That way you can sacrifice the other person to the shark while you escape."

"SHADOW! SAVE ME!"

"Just fly Tails!"

"Shadow, you're supposed to save him!" The director admonished.

"Nope. When someone's in trouble in the water, the last thing a person should do is jump in to save them. If you do that, then you could possibly die as well. Sometimes the best course of action is just to let the other person die. Better to lose only one person than to lose two."

The director started pulling his hair out.

"What? It's all in this book I read about safe swimming. Don't blame me! I'd love to go save him, but according to this book, it's the wrong thing to do. So good luck Tails!"

"SCREW YOU, SHADOW!"

"Cut!"