The two eventually made it to the bar and Reno jumped over the bar and pretended to bartend. "What'll you have?" He placed many bottles of alcohol on the top and brought out two glasses. He was hoping that Tifa wouldn't yell at him about being back there when he wasn't supposed to.
"Surprise me. No date rape drugs please. I'll make sure Vincent claws your eyes out." The ninja grinned as she started to play around with the built in stereo system. Looking through Tifa's crazy song collection she decided to be brave and grab a random mix before returning back to the bar.
"Coming right up." Reno spun two bottles of liquor. One tequila bottle and another of Jaeger. He juggled them and then quickly poured them into the glasses that were supposed to be for scotch. Then he added cranberry juice, strawberry mix, and a little bit of lime juice. Reno passed Yuffie her drink. "Cheers."
Yuffie grinned and clinked her glass against Reno's before she went bottoms up. Very fruity and a strong alcohol taste, which made Yuffie cough a little bit. After that she just grinned, "Well liquor is fine and all but I'm hungry, is there some snacks back there?" Her stomach growled in loud agreement.
Reno opened the cabinets and tossed anything and everything he found on the top of the bar. "Chips, cookies, and more. You should be all set Princess." Reno smiled and took another large sip of his drink. "Now where does Tif and Spikey keep the music?"
Yuffie dove on top of the cookies and started to munch on them while listening to Reno's question. She grinned, keeping her lips together since her teeth where plastered with cookie guts, pulled out a remote from under the counter and answered his question. "Right here." Click, wirr, click then music started to pour out of the hidden speakers.
"Magical eh?" Yuffie questioned before eating another cookie to quiet her roaring stomach.
Reno watched the ninja eat and absentmindedly munched on a cookie as well. Reno's face contorted in disgust, "How can they listen t o this shit?" He pressed a button and soon a better song filled the small bar. "Much better." Reno looked around. "How long does it take a bunch of people to get to a bar?"
Yuffie rolled her eyes at Reno, and then looked at the door.
"Wait for it..." She clicked out while pressing the volume button then looked at the clock.
"T minus 3... 2... 1... Bingo!" With that countdown tons of people started to slowly appear outside wondering if they should go in. One did and the rest followed, when the first came over Yuffie hopped up onto the bar and grabbed the Karaoke mic.
"Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen to mini victory party! All are welcomed but no free drinks right now." Then people really started to stream in and Yuffie hopped behind the bar showing off her bartending and ninja skills as well.
Reno's eyebrows disappeared into his hair in surprise. "How'd you know?" He grabbed the booze and started making a huge order of drinks. After serving about twenty to thirty people he was finally able to talk to Yuffie.
"How did I know what?" Yuffie grinned after throwing two bottles up into the air and catching them behind her back.
"When they come in? I've been here for several months almost 24/7. You know how to draw a crowd. Hey looks like Tif is going to give us a break." Yuffie grinned waiting for Tifa to hurry her fat boobs over there.
"I see. Well that makes perfect sense." Reno flipped three bottles of booze and caught them all and poured the last girl her drink. "Well then she better get over here now!" Reno smirked and repositioned his goggles. "I want to get dancing."
Tifa finally arrived with her melons and Mr. Chocobo. Grinning Yuffie waved at them before jumping over the counter and the people all along the counter onto the main floor stretching.
"Hurry up Turkey! Or I'll dance with someone else first!" The ninja called to the Turkey now slightly trapped. She started to head towards the dance floor.
Reno just smiled at the two. "Later, I have to go catch my dance partner." He jumped on top of the bar and jumped down into the crowd. He pushed past throngs of people to catch up to Yuffie. Soon enough he had her right where he wanted her. Reno grabbed her wrist and spun her out and then into him. Her back was pressed up against him. "So wanna dance?"
Yuffie grinned and started to slowly move to the song, "Took you long enough. Riku was just about to reach me and ask me for a dance." Looking at Riku the ninja grinned and waved at him, he waved back before disappearing into the bodies.
Before Yuffie's gesture was finished another more upbeat song turned on and she quickly spun around to face. For some unknown reason Tifa had Aqua - Boom Boom Boom BLARING into the room. The ninja seriously wondered if Tifa was trying something, maybe she was..
"Aww poor Riku, maybe Kadaj wants a dance." He grinned at his own joke. Reno looked at Yuffie, "Do you still have the remote? If so, are you trying to tell me something?" He had no clue as to what the bar maid had up her sleeve.
Tifa looked at Cloud. "Ok, so I got the songs all set up."
Tifa smiled, "Great."
Cloud opened his mouth and shut it and then decided that he had to ask, "Why did you put the music player full of suggestive music?"
Tifa sighed, "Because, I think Reno could be good for Yuffie and Yuffie could be good for Reno."
Cloud's face contorted in confusion, "Why?"
Tifa was frustrated with the blond, "Well, Reno's just seemed different lately and Yuffie seems... improved I suppose." The bar maid passed another drink down the long wooden bar. She thought the two were kind of cute together and besides... it just seemed to work. Oddly, but it worked.
Cloud broke her thoughts. "Well ok, but I'm not responsible if the Red headed Turk with the sex drive of a million attacks Yuffie."
Tifa smiled, "Maybe it won't be Reno that does the attacking."
Cloud slapped his hands over his ears, "I didn't hear that. I didn't hear that."
Tifa watched the Turk and the Ninja from afar as she just smiled at what she had done to the poor chocobo man.
Yuffie did a quick pocket check of herself then of Reno just to make sure that he wasn't doing it.
"Hmm. I think I just may have proved that Tifa is being the ninja bitch tonight. Hmm. Dancing with Kadaj, I think I'll go do that!" Yuffie joked and she tried to inch away from Reno in beat with the music, she just wanted to see his reaction, so she of course was grinning.
Tifa panicked, "Shit! Reno do something!"
