Dipper Braves Weirdmageddon
Part of The Cowardly Christians Shake up the Falls challenge
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When Dipper Connor and Wendy arrived at the Mystery Shack they found it was flooded with tourists wanting to see the new displays and oddities. When they realized that the main entrance to Laboratory was inaccessible they took the alternate route, the hole in the Shack Dipper dropped his 38 sided Dice. As Dipper and Wendy led Connor down to the Laboratory Connor was in awe at what he saw.
"This is so cool."
"Yeah. Thankfully nothing potentially dangerous is being worked on right now." Dipper commented.
When they got to the Rejuvenation Chamber Ford was monitoring the data on the computer.
"Hey Grunkle Ford!" Dipper said.
"Mason, Wendy, and hello Connor." Ford greeted them.
"Is the Gnome Queen almost ready?" Wendy asked.
"Almost." Ford replied.
"Why do the Gnomes need a queen?" Connor asked.
"Because most of the Gnomes are little idiots and they need someone telling them what to do or they can get into a lot of trouble." Dipper said.
"It's true!" Said a voice on the other side of the Rejuvenation Chamber.
That voice turned out to be Jeff the King of the Gnomes.
"Oh sorry Jeff, I didn't mean to offend you." Dipper replied.
"No it's fine, I knew you weren't referring to me. To clarify why we need a Queen, the other Gnomes are idiots like Dipper said and I can't be giving all of them orders all the time. Plus a pretty face means they're more willing to do what she says, I have to be hard on my fellow Gnomes and I don't like being that kind of guy." Jeff explained.
Suddenly Dippers phone went off.
"Hello? Hey Mabel. No. I don't know where mom is. Well she wouldn't leave without telling anyone, she's pregnant!" Dipper said into his phone before hanging up.
"My mom's missing so we need to go!"
"Great! What is it this time?" Wendy asked. "Connor I need you to stay here with Stanford okay? Can you do that?"
"You won't be gone long will you?" Connor asked.
"I don't really know buddy but I'll take you for a ride on Griffin later okay?" Wendy assured Connor.
"Okay."
Wendy and Dipper scampered up the stairs to the vending machine to see if the coat was clear, after 3 minutes they were able to sneak by and enter the gift shop before heading to the Living Room to look for clues. When they arrived they found Mrs Pines book alone with a non alcoholic Pina Colada sitting next to it.
"Yep mom's been taken, she loves her Pina Coladas and if she has to go somewhere after making one she will take it with her." Dipper explained.
"What could have done it?" Wendy asked.
"Hold up..." Dipper muttered before pointing to a magnifying glass on the table that Wendy handed to him.
Dipper examined the chair his mother was last seen sitting on before coming to a conclusion.
"Fairies. There's fairy dust all over the chair and..." Dipper trailed off before examining the floor leading out the door. "...right out the door."
Just then Dippers father arrived with a large jar of Pickles.
"Honey! I got the pickles you wanted!" Alex cried.
"Dad moms been taken by fairies!" Dipper informed his father.
"What?!" Alex asked dropping the jar of Pickles shattering it. "Aww no the pickles!"
"Come on Dipper! Let's go to the Magical Village in the woods, if anyone knows where the Fairies are it's them." Wendy said leading Dipper out of the Shack.
"I'm coming with you!" Dippers Dad said before following them.
"Griffin! Come!" Wendy cried before the winged beast jumped down and snaked under Mr Pines legs to get him on his back.
BANG BANG SHOOTING!
JET COMBAT!
TADDLE QUEST!
DRAGO KNIGHT HUNTER! ZETTO!
Both went to their flight capable forms before flying into the woods in search of Ariel Pines.
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End of Chapter 53. Please read and review
