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DON'T OWN NOTHING.


Then, I remembered something.

The entire Akatsuki organization was still staring right at me.

'Oh fuck…' I thought, feeling the glares being directed towards me.

"Don't you just LOVE it when you find your phone that way?" I said, remembering how nice it feels to be sitting on a phone that's vibrating, trying to change a subject that I KNEW I couldn't avoid.

"Who was that?" Leader-Sama asked, his peculiar ringed eyes directed towards me, like everyone else's.

"Oh that? That was…-" I said slowly, my mind racing, trying to look for a good answer. Before I could finish my sentence, I had bolted out of my chair and was already half way across the hideout

After about an hour of being chased, I had managed to set a small and containable fire, completely taken out 5 air conditioners, busted out a window, wasted an entire bottle of clear soap on a hallway floor, destroyed an entire bathroom, wiped out an entire race of cookies, and duct taped several members to the back of their bedroom doors before Tobi managed to trap me in a closet.

Pein's POV

"Damn, she's fast…" Itachi said, still panting. He had been running after her, and had to cut down the members who had been taped to their bedroom doors, so you can bet that he was quite tired.

"And where'd she get the blow torch?" Kisame asked, looking down at the still hot blow torch we had wrestled away from the currently contained 11 year-old.

I could still hear her in the closet, screaming and banging on the door, trying to escape the darkness of the confined space.

"Is she really this freakin' energetic? I thought it was gonna be so much easier than this…" Hidan said, barely able to stand.

"I know… Is she on crack or something?" Konan asked, her voice muffled by the couch cushion since she was lying face down on it.

After several minutes of resting, the banging and screaming coming from the closet stopped, and it grew eerily silent, and I could hear nothing but everyone else panting and trying to stay conscious.

"If the only way you guys could trap me is by locking me in a closet, you must not be very agile." Kimiko muttered through the door, purposely trying to piss us off.

"Shut up, brat." Kakuzu said, banging on the door a few times.

"Hit a nerve, did I?" She asked, a smirk most likely on her face.

"I said, SHUT UP!" Kakuzu yelled, banging on the door harder.

It got quiet for a while, and we assumed she was out of energy.

I made the mistake of unlocking the door.

"FREEDOM!" She yelled, already in the next room.

"DAMNIT LEADER-SAMA!" everyone yelled in unison. It took several more hours to catch her, and this time, it took a lot more work since it seemed that she would never go down.

"Can't catch me!" she yelled, whacking the back of Hidan's head as she ran by him. He couldn't catch her, no matter how fast he tried to be.

"DAMNIT BRAT! JUST HOLD STILL!" He yelled, running after her.

"NO! YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME!" She yelled back, taking a sharp u-turn, causing Hidan to slam into a nearby wall.

"KIMIKO! THE CHICKEN IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU! LOOK OUT!" Itachi yelled suddenly, catching all our attention.

"WHERE?" Kimiko yelled, looking around frantically, as she seemed to be quite afraid of chickens. She ran into a wall, which stunned her long enough for Itachi to tackle her and restrain her.

"Got her…" Itachi muttered triumphantly.

"Good. Now… HIDAN! DEIDARA! GET IN HERE!" I yelled, turning my attention to the two idiots.

They both dragged themselves into the room, and seeing that Kimiko had been caught and restrained, let out a sigh of relief.

"DON'T LISTEN TO ANYTHING HE SAYS!" Kimiko exclaimed before Itachi pushed her arms upwards in a hard grip that made her squeal in pain.

I ignored her, and continued to give the terrorist and zealot death stares.

"You told me you would keep me posted on these two's relationship! What happened?" I asked, whacking both of them upside their heads.

"He knows about that? YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T SPEAK OF IT!" Kimiko yelled, struggling in Itachi's grasp, trying to ignore the pain it was causing her.

"HURRY! THAT SUGAR RUSH IS GONNA KICK IN ANY SECOND!" Itachi yelled, trying to get her into a head lock.

"We're sorry, hm! She stopped telling us stuff about 3 weeks ago! We honestly didn't know anything about this, un!" Deidara said, trying to ignore the mortal combat scene unfolding behind me.

I turned around just in time to see Kimiko do her signature move.

She had gotten enough leverage to kick him where it hurts, and, in pain, he loosened his grip just enough for her to free herself. She ran towards Hidan and Deidara with blinding speed. The two had enough time to turn and run, and they managed to make it outside to the training grounds.

All we saw for the next few hours was a big cloud of dust, and all we heard was the 3 of them screaming profanities at each other, and the occasional explosion.


Uh-huh... I got my first flame not too long ago, and I just have one thing to say to this person.

You probably don't even have a reason to at least tell me WHY you think it sucks. If you have a problem, PM me and tell me what I could do to make this story better. If you don't have an account, sign up and see how hard it is to stay perfect all the time.

Oooo, burn...

Okay, review. And if you're thinking about flaming, just remember that I OWNED you just now. Okay, byebye. X3