"Hey, China, I'm hungry. Do you have any snacks with you?" Hong Kong asked while pulling on China's sleeve.
"You'll spoil your dinner, wait until we get home." China snapped back at him. "Besides, these world meetings are for countries only, you are not a country."
"I could be if I wanted to, Old Man. Besides, the meeting's not going to end for another three hours."
"You are old enough to bring your own food, this is on you. Now, go sit with the micro-nations since they are not countries either. Taiwan-what did I tell you about going to world meetings!" China exclaimed as he went off to police Taiwan.
Annoyed and dejected, Hong Kong walked out of the room and into the supply closest that the micro-nations met in. He folded his arms and sulked while watching the micro-nations play their infamous gambling games where they wagered high roller levels of hypothetical land.
"I'm basically my own nation." Hong Kong muttered.
"So are we." Sealand interjected. "After all this time you finally join the Unrecognized Nation Club."
"I'm not joining your stupid club."
"Ugh, what? Do you think you're better than us or something?" Wy snapped.
"I can reach the top shelf without a ladder, I don't have to think I'm better than you."
Hong Kong was promptly kicked out of the Unrecognized Nation Club.
For a while, Hong Kong just lurked around in the hall while stuffing his hands in his pockets. Eventually he felt something and pulled it out, revealing a small fire cracker. That's when he remembered, the last time he wore these pants was on Chinese new year, his surprisingly deep pockets were full of firecrackers. That's when Hong Kong got an evil idea.
He did not have a lighter so he would have to improvise. Hong Kong loitered near the bathroom, waiting for people to come by so he could ask them for a stick of gum, after almost half an hour of waiting, he got one from America.
Next, he stole a chair from an empty room and placed it under the smoke detector. Climbing on top of it, Hong Kong pried the paneling off of it and removed a battery. He hopped down and walked away without cleaning up.
Hong Kong sat on the floor against the door to the meeting room, angrily chewing gum while he pulled out a cluster of firecrackers.
"I love snacks, I love firecrackers, and I love-"
"Hey, Hong Kong, what are you doing?" Sealand asked. Hong Kong touched the aluminium wrapping to either end of the battery, causing it to spark before he ignited the wick. He then looked up and stared Sealand coldly in the eyes.
"Revolution." He opened the door and threw the firecrackers into the meeting room before standing up to hold the door closed.
Hong Kong was about to congratulate himself when he realized that smoke was coming out of his pockets. He shrieked as the firecracker began to spark as he panickedly pulled his pants off.
China was furious when he walked out, Taiwan following behind him. They soon found Hong Kong, devoid of any pride of these recent events, sitting on his knees while trying to use his large sleeves to cover as much of himself as he could. His pants were on fire a few meters away.
"No dinner." China said coldly.
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