Know Your Smashers

Chapter 53: Shulk


A certain Monado boy sat in the hot seat.

Know Your Smashers...Know Your Smashers...Know Your Smashers...

"Uhh...who was that?"

Shulk...

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"Um...aren't you gonna say something?"

...I'M REALLY FEELING IT!

"Seriously? That's it? That's all you were going to say?"

Shulk...this is the Monahdo's powah!

"What is even going on? Why are you saying my lines? And what's with the fake accent? Are you mocking me?"

Shulk...what time is it?

"Uhh...I don't know. Why are you asking?"

Because now it's Shulk time!

"Okay seriously, what is this? Aren't you supposed to be saying actual facts about me and not just saying weird nonsense?"

Shulk...he's too stupid to actually understand English.

"What?! What kind of fact is that?! I'm not stupid! I can understand English very well!"

If ya know English so well, then why can't you speak it correctly?

"What's wrong with the way I talk?! It's just an accent! What would it matter about the way I say words?"

Now you know Shalk tha stupid Monahdo boi!

"N-No you don't! Who are you and why are you saying all those lies about me?! Why were you making fun of my accent?! Hello?! Can you hear me?! Hello?!"