February 3, 2014. Inspired by my own thought that maybe Serpentor is sorry he ripped Cobra Commander's book in half and replaced it as well as set up Cobra Commander for future books. Would that make him Cobra Commander's sugar daddy?
"Is that the latest book?"
"Hmm?" Cobra Commander said, looking up briefly from the page. "You want to borrow it after I'm done, Baronesssss?"
"Yes, I'm almost done with the last one." She tapped her fingernail on the edge of her chair. "Did someone else write that one? It's only been three months."
"I wasss sssurprisssed asss well. I didn't even know about it or order it. You sssee the title? It'sss a collection of ssstoriesss."
"'A Ninja's Shorts'? So, it's an anthology, but how did you get it if you didn't order it?"
"I now have a benefactor, it ssseemsss. All future booksss have been preordered and paid for."
"Who... who would do that?"
"I don't know or care right now."
"Sir? May I ask what this expense is to Amazon? It's quite large."
"I bought some books. It is my money. This, I command."
"Of-f-f course it is, Sir. It's just, the Twins like to have the details for every purchase and get quite cross if they don't know where the money is going."
"Well you have your details now. Be gone! This, I command."
"Yes Sir!"
