Title: So, you want a little taste of the Enigma?

Author: NeroAnne

Disclaimer: I do not own Jeff Hardy. Nor do I own the other wrestlers that will appear here.

Summary: This is for all my awesome reviewers! Just pick a guy, any guy! This guy will be paired with Jeff Hardy in a collection of one-shots. Here are the rules. It will be hardcore. It will be Jeff on bottom. It will be yummy and It will be your choice. The first one happens to be my favorite pairing, Matt/Jeff. This is just something I wanted to do for fun, something that I know I'll be able to update everyday.

If you want to do something that goes your way, let me know. Ex: Setting, AU, cross-dress, plot, high-school or WWE, and rating. I'm open to EVERYTHING but, it HAS to be a GUY.

ZZZZZ

Cena/Jeff

For: Tristansgurl07

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-Randy's Home 9:30 pm-

"Are we still going to Punk's party?" Randy asked, playing around with his pool stick. He whipped it around, smacking Morrison on the back.

"Owe, you motherfucker!"

John Cena snickered, watching JoMo pick up one of the striped billiard balls and chuck it at Randy's head. "Nah, man…I have to get home to Ria. She's been on my case lately…"

"Maybe she's pregnant," JoMo murmured, absent mindedly tossing another striped ball at Randy.

"Jo! Enough!" Randy growled, rubbing his temple. He glanced at John. "Man, I'm so tired of that wench hogging up your time. Dump her and get a man."

JoMo snickered, "Take your own advice, Randy."

Randy frowned, "What do you mean…?"

"Cody isn't a man." JoMo cracked. He laughed, running around the pool table as Orton chased him.

John rolled his eyes. "My girl ain't a wench, dawg." He told Randy, "She's just…different."

"She's dumber than rocks, man." Randy told him, his voice low. "Seriously, there are a lot of guys who like ya. Jeff's had a crush on ya for years."

"He's with Phil, though."

"Yeah, he's with Phil now. You fucking killed him when you told him you weren't gay, which was a LIE, and Brooks was there to pick up the pieces. Then you just had to go and fall for Ditz- I mean, Maria."

John twitched. "I'm just gonna go now. Later."

"Later." His two friends replied.

As he was walking out of Randy's door, he bumped into someone.

"Oh, sorry-" John stopped.

Green eyes stared up at him, eyeliner tracks smeared down his cheeks.

"Jeff…?" John murmured.

"I need to talk to you," Jeff said quietly. His hair was pulled back into a sloppy bun several strands of purple/blue/blonde hair trailing over his left eye.

"About what?" John eyed the eyeliner stains. "Have you been crying?"

"No, yes…dammit." Jeff nervously brushed his hair away from his eyes. "Just listen!"

John held his hands up, "Alright, alright…sheesh…"

"Maria is cheating on you." Jeff said quickly.

John's eyes hardened, "What?"

"I saw her," Jeff explained, "It was Phil's party and she disappeared. I really needed to use the bathroom but the one downstairs was busy so I went upstairs. I opened a random bedroom door by accident and she was there, being fucked by-"

"No, enough!" John growled. He shoved Jeff against the wall, "You're just jealous."

Jeff stared at him in shock. "Jealous? Of course I'm jealous!"

"And you admit it?! Fuck, Jeff, I told you I wasn't gay! I'm sorry I hurt your feelings, really I am, but-" his head whipped to the side with the force of the slap. 'Sonofabitch…' John's eyes flashed and he turned back to Jeff.

The smaller man was staring at the ground, his shoulders shaking. "This isn't about you…" Jeff whispered. "Not everything revolves around you!" He stepped off of the wall, walking away, "You know what? Fuck you."

John licked the inside of his cheek, watching him go. "That was real messed up of you, Jeff! Trying to break me and my girl up!"

"Go to hell!" Jeff yelled back.

John shook his head and slammed the door, walking towards his car.

'The nerve…'

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John sighed, opening the door his and Maria's home. "Baby? I'm home!"

There was no answer.

That was odd.

John raised a brow. Maria would always come downstairs to greet him when he came home. He shrugged, heading upstairs.

As he walked, he heard weird sounds. Someone panting…moaning…curses…

John bit his bottom lip, opening the door to the master bedroom he and Maria shared. He gasped.

Maria…riding Phil fucking Brooks.

John's fists clenched. "What the fuck!?"

And of course, the dumb red-head flew off, staring over at him in surprise. "Oh, baby! What are you doing here?"

John stared at her, shocked. "I live here!" He noticed Phil getting up, trying to leave. "You move another inch and I will knock you the fuck out."

Phil stopped, his hands moving up. "Calm down, man."

"Calm down?! You're fucking my girl!"

Maria sighed, hiding her face in her hands. "First Jeff and now you…"

John tensed. Jeff…

'Maria is cheating on you.'

'It was Phil's party. I really needed to use the bathroom but the one downstairs was busy so I went upstairs. I opened a random bedroom door by accident and she was there, being fucked by-'

"He was trying to tell me," John murmured to himself. "Trying to tell me that Maria was cheating on me with Phil…" he closed his eyes before re-opening them. "You. I want your shit out and packed, you hear me?"

Maria nodded, her eyes clouded with fear.

John narrowed his eyes at Phil. "Nice of you. You fix Jeff's heart and then you fucking break it all over again."

"You broke it first!" Phil countered.

John turned to leave, "You're right…"

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-Matt's Home; 10:00 pm-

Jeff smiled softly, watching Matt and Evan kiss. Now that was a couple. Matt had never been happier…

He lowered his head, struggling with the tears. 'Never should have fallen in love again…it only leads to heartbreak.'

"You alright, Jeffro?"

Jeff looked up. He forced a smile. "I'm good, Matty."

"…Your eyes are watery." Evan noticed.

Jeff blinked, wiping his thumb over his eye. "Yeah, I was staring at you guys too hard."

"Interested in a threesome?" Matt joked.

Jeff smirked, "Depends on who tops."

Evan smiled, "Matty tops. He's good at it."

"Yeah, and then Evan tops." Matt said.

Jeff glared. "Why does Evan get to top? I'm older, bigger and stronger!"

"You're too fat." Matt answered calmly.

Jeff growled, ready to tackle Matt. The door bell rang. "You're a lucky bitch," he told his brother.

Matt snickered, "Sure am!" He pulled Evan onto his lap.

Jeff shook his head and left Matt's room, heading to the door.

"I'm coming, dammit!" Jeff yanked the door open.

Blue eyes blinked at him. "Hey-"

Jeff slammed the door.

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John stared at the door. 'Okay. I deserved that.'

He knocked, "Jeff, I'm sorry!"

He swallowed when the door was pulled open.

"You saw them." Jeff whispered, wrapping his arms around himself.

"Yeah, I did." John murmured. He shoved his hands into his pockets. "I'm sorry…"

Jeff sighed, "I am too. I know how much you loved her." He nervously bit his bottom lip.

John stared at the younger man's mouth. 'Fuck…he's got cock-sucking lips…' He shook his head, trying to get the thoughts out of his head. "I'm also sorry for assuming that you were jealous of me and not Phil…"

Jeff shook his head, "Nah, its cool." He blushed. "I would invite ya in…but Matt is tearing the fuck out of Evan's ass, so…"

John laughed, shaking his head. "That's fine." He nodded to his car. "Wanna go take a ride?"

Jeff licked his lips, "Sure…"

"Cool." They both headed over to John's car.

"Where are we going?" Jeff asked, glancing out the window.

John shrugged, "How about we just drive around all night?"

Jeff blinked. "That sorta sounds romantic…" he glanced over at John.

The older man was blushing from underneath his baseball cap.

Jeff's eyes widened and he quickly faced the window, his own cheeks turning red. 'Oh, god…does he want to be romantic?!'

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-10:30-

"Where are we?" Jeff asked, looking out the window.

John shrugged, "This is just a place the boys and I come to hang out."

It was a dark, woodsy area. It had a nice view of the moon and the stars.

"It's really pretty," Jeff whispered, staring up at the sky.

John looked over at the Jeff. The moonlight was painting his pale skin, giving it an ethereal glow. His eyes were brighter, nearly glowing. "It is," he whispered, his voice husky.

Jeff turned his head, staring up at John with half-lidded eyes. "John…"

The older man moved in. He pressed his mouth to Jeff's, kissing hard. He felt Jeff's mouth open and he slipped his tongue in, dueling with studded tongue he found inside.

Jeff tilted his head, mewling softly. He felt John grab his hands, moving them down to his shorts. Jeff panted, his cheeks flushing. He allowed John to manipulate his hands, pulling down the bigger man's zipper and moving his hands inside to jerk out the long huge-

"Holy shit!" Jeff exclaimed, breaking the kiss. "Is that thing real!?"

John chuckled, "Oh its real." He stroked it. "Wanna check?"

Jeff smirked. He shifted around in his seat and lowered his head, wrapping his lips tightly around the thick head of John's cock. Moving his head down, he slowly slurped down John's cock, coughing as he got to the base. Fucker was too damn big.

"Ah, shit," John moaned, his hands fisting in Jeff's hair. "Oh, god…so warm and tight…" If his mouth felt that good then he couldn't wait to use his ass.

Jeff pulled his mouth away, gently lapped at the cock head, taking in the precum. He moved lower, licking the heavy balls gently. "You taste nice."

"Fuck…" John moved Jeff away. He grabbed Jeff's pants, pulling them off. He smirked, snapping the strap of the thong, "Fuck, that's sexy…" Jeff looked better in a thong than Maria did.

Jeff flushed, watching John rip the thong away with his teeth. "Hey!"

"I'll buy you more," John growled. He grabbed Jeff and pulled him onto his lap. Grabbing onto his cock, he guided the tip into Jeff's asshole, slipping it in slowly. Both let out long moans as every inch sank in, stopping only at the balls.

"Fuck, you're so damn big," Jeff whimpered. "Tearing me…"

"It'd be easier if you weren't so fucking tight," John whispered. "Damn, Jeff…suffocating my cock…"

Jeff tilted his head back, "God, fuck me, John!"

John growled, grabbing handfuls of Jeff's bubbly ass and pulling it apart hard. He thrusted his hips, pushing his cock in and out of that tight ass. He slowly pulled out, popping his head out at a slow pace before surging in hard, hitting Jeff's prostate with incredible force.

"Ah, oh fuck!" Jeff cried out. He leaned back, hitting the steering wheel with his shoulders. He spread his legs further apart, "Do it again," he hissed.

John growled, pushing in deeper and moving faster, "Like that, this how you want it, Jeff?" he pulled his cock out, spitting on it a bit before slamming it back in. "God, I love the way that tight ass wraps around my cock."

Jeff smirked, "That's something a gay guy would say." He cried out in surprise when he was hit in the prostate again, his cock squirting out cum.

John smirked down at him, the tightening of Jeff's ass milking him of his cum. "You turned me gay, I guess."

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Car sex…XD!

For the record: I strongly dislike John/Maria, Punk/Maria, hell, even Jeff/Maria.

It's not right, peeps.

Dolph/Maria…for some reason…is alright with me…even though he IS perfection and she ain't.

Anyway,

Next: Cody/Jeff/Ted YES!

For: Tristansgurl07