If Jade, Lucinda, Zooey, and Amber can have a musical battle with this song from Wicked, how would it work for Crispy and Crackle during Bad Little Dragon when they first meet?
Crackle (spoken): Dearest, darlingest Princess Vivian...
Crispy (spoken): My dear sucker…I mean, new friend...
Both: There's been some confusion over rooming here at the castle.
Crackle: But of course, I'll help Crispy feel welcome.
Crispy: But of course, I'll rise above it.
Both: For I know that's how you'd want me to respond, yes.
There's been some confusion for you see the castle dragon is...
Crackle: Unusually and exceedingly peculiar
And altogether quite impossible to describe...
Crispy: A perfect patsy for my scheme.
Crackle: What is this feeling, so sudden, and new?
Crispy: I felt the moment I laid eyes on you.
Crackle: My pulse is rushing.
Crispy: My head is reeling
Crackle: My face is flushing.
Both: What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame, does it have a name?
Yes. Loathing!
Unadulterated loathing!
Crackle: For your face,
Crispy: Your voice,
Crackle: Your clothing…oh wait, never mind!
Both: Let's just say - I loathe it all!
Every little trait however small,
Makes my very flesh begin to crawl
With simple utter loathing!
There's a strange exhilaration.
In such total detestation
It's so pure, so strong!
Though I do admit, it came on fast,
Still I do believe that it can last.
And I will be loathing, loathing you my whole life long.
Vivian and Sofia: Dearest Crackle, you are just too good!
How do you stand it, I don't think I could.
He's a baby,
He's a Tartar,
We don't mean to show a bias but Crackle, you're a martyr!
Crackle: Well, these things are sent to try us...
Vivian and Sofia: Poor little Crackle, forced to reside
With someone so disgusticified,
We just want to tell you, we're all on your side!
We share your
Crispy and Crackle (Vivian and Sofia):
What is this feeling (Loathing)
So sudden and new? (Unadulterated loathing)
I felt the moment (For his face, his voice)
I laid eyes on you. (His…oh wait, he doesn't wear clothing)
My pulse is rushing, (Let's just say)
My head is reeling. (We loathe it all)
Oh, what is this feeling?! (Every little trait, however small)
Does it have a name? (Makes our very flesh)
Yes, (Begin to crawl)
Ahhh (Ahhh)
Loathing (Loathing)
There's a strange exhilaration, (Loathing)
In such total detestation, (Loathing)
It's so pure, so strong! (So strong)
Crispy and Crackle: Though I do admit, it came on fast,
Still I do believe that it can last!
Crispy and Crackle (Vivian and Sofia): And I will be loathing (Loathing)
For forever, loathing, (Loathing)
Truly deeply, loathing you, (Loathing you)
My whole life long! (Loathing, unadulterated loathing!)
Crispy: BOO!
Crackle: Ahhh!
Wow, I can't believe I've come to the end of this new collection of Variations! But don't worry; I'll be back as soon as I can with more fun twists on favorite songs!
