After that seemingly avoided fiasco, Itachi and the rest of the group excluding Jyiria ate at the nearby ramen shop where uneasy questions about certain topics were asked that shouldn't have been in the minds of a 12 year old...yet anyways, not until...the talk.

Itachi and Shisui did their best to either dismiss the question or divert their attention to something else. As they talked about certain things and took bets on weather or not Jyiria would get noticed and knocked off the roof of the building.

"Bet he'll get knocked off by a sandal, I bet 4 Ryo he does" Kurama smirks as he slurps up the rest of his noodles before sighing in pleasure. "Heh, 5 Ryo says it's by a shampoo bottle" Sasuke chuckled.

"Hmm...i'd say 10 Ryo, that mom is going to have something to do with it. Like, she'll probably scare the nine-tails into telling her about what happened and she somehow makes him get noticed and he falls off" Naruto laughs.

"I'd take that...knowing your mother, it's possible" Shisui says as he takes Naruto's side. "I'm going with Kurama...knowing that a women's first weapon of choice to deal with pervs are sandals"

Kurama and Itachi bump fists as he finishes his noodles. "We'll complete the bet when we get back to Konoha, cause of obvious reasons...mainly Kushina's involvement" Itachi says and they all nod.

"So...Tanzuka Quarters..." Naruto said as he changed the subject. "We should be there in another three hours, give or take" Shisui says and Naruto's grin widens into a smile.


Meanwhile in Konoha with the Unfortunate Fugaku, Minato and Clone Jyiria...


The three of them hid behind alleyway in fear of Kushina. "You think she followed us?" Jyiria whispered and Fugaku gulped "Let me check..." and Minato patted his friend on the shoulder "Be careful...". He nodded and activated his sharingan, he sighed in relief and deactivated his dojutsu and he gave the all clear.

The other two shinobi sighed in relief as they exited the alleyway and went onto the streets when Jyiria thought of something "Hey Minato, why did YOU run anyways?".

Minato looked back at Jyiria and shrugged " I panicked, plane and simple". Fugaku nodded and said that he sympathised as a wife with temper like that is dangerous when angry.

A while later, the trio bumped into Mikito who was doing some shopping for some apples and getting fish for dinner. After saying hi and walking off, just a few meters the trio heard a blood curdling shout "FUGAKU UCHIHA! MINATO! JYIRIA!".

The trio halted in their tracks as they turn around slowly, blue and black lines hung from their foreheads and their eyes were twitching as well as being completely white, much like their faces when they saw Kushina AND Mikito with fury ablaze, their hair was defying gravity as it floated in random directions and what's worse...Kushina had her dreaded frying pan while Mikito had her her lethal spatula.

"Something you'd like to SAY!" Kushina growled as she exclaimed at the last word. Minato gulped as he grabbed Fugaku and Jyiria and tried to teleport away but as he did he saw her smile and he saw his special Kunai in her hand.

"NOO!" Minato shouted as they disappeared in a yellow flash and appeared right in front of Mikito and Kushina. "YOU THREE ARE COMING WITH US! WE DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE HOKAGE, SANIN OR EVEN POLICE CAPTAIN! IF MY SON'S INNOCENCE IS THREATENED...YOU ANSWER TO ME!". Mikito shouted, in an anime style rage

"Now dear...people are watching..." Minato said nervously as he maintained his cheeky smile, as he left eye was twitching uncontrollably. "I COULDN'T CARE LESS! HELL, I WOULDN'T HAVE CARED IF YOU WERE HASHIRAMA AND MADARA THEMSELVES! WE'D STILL COME AFTER YOU DATTEBANE!" Kushina followed up.

In Jyiria's mind, he could picture Kushina chasing after Madara Uchiha himself along with Hashirama Senju, the god of shinobi, he saw the two of them have white eyes and blue black lines on their head, crying anime tears as they ran at lightning speed with Kushina right behind them with her frying pan shouting "GET BACK HERE DATTEBANE! I'M NOT THROUGH WITH YOU TWO YET!" and with them replying "KAMI SAMA! HELP USSSS!".

The two angry women grabbed the trio by their ears as they knocked them out with their deadly weapons and they hauled their unconscious form back to the Hokage tower but before they did that, Kushina and Mikito both kicked the Pervy sage in between the legs causing him to pop "A clone? We'll look for the real one later...now, we deal with these two" Kushina said as she glared at the unconscious forms of Minato and Fugaku. They stormed back to the Hokage tower leaving the Civilians, other Uchiha, Hyuga and various other ninja wetting themselves as they had just witnessed hell itself break loose.


Back with Naruto and the rest of Konoha's finest


Jyiria howled in pain as he felt the thing between his legs erupt in pain, he remembered his clone being kicked there by a furious Kushina. This instantly attracted the attention of both Konoha's finest and the ladies in the bath house and they yell "PERV!"

Naruto and the rest see Jyiria get hit by a Sandal as he falls to his impending doom, his head makes contact with the floor and he passes out. Kurama laughs as he glances at Sasuke "You loose Sasuke!".

He crosses his arms and huffs "Whatever!". "So it's just down to either me and Naruto or you and Kurama huh?" Shisui says and Itachi nods as he smiled, after that incident they kept their bet a secret as they set off with Jyiria and Kagami again to a place close to Tanzuka Quarters. The moment that they step inside they all notice that Jyiria and Kagami were starring at a blonde woman at the furthest table.

They jump a little when Kagami and Jyiria point at the woman and exclaim "TSUNADE!", this attracted their attention as they stare at the blonde woman who exclaims back "JYIRIA?! KAGAMI?!"


A/N: YAY! They found Tsunade! Ok, so i'm going to do a time skip to head over to the action cause lets be honest, the last few chapters haven't been exciting. Funny yes, but not exciting...hence the lack of reviews and comments.

Anyways, the next chapter: Tsunade VS Konoha's finest! And after that, the time skip which leads to All of em VS Orochimaru and Kabuto...not gonna lie there still will be comedy in regards to Minato and Fugaku but i'll probably end the arc in another 2 chapters or so..

Please review !