Bookworm: :P
Becka: Just a faint question in my mind, but what's the next arc gonna be called?
Bookworm: ...I can't tell you...
Becka: Why?
Bookworm: 'Cos the name would give everything away...
Mathew: *Pouts* Damn, then when's it gonna start?
Bookworm: In the next chapter. I've got to get ya'll moved!
Becka leaped off the clay owl and made a break for the base. She didn't get to far before being grabbed by the collar and jerked back.
Falling to the soggy ground, she tilted her head back to see her assailant. "What was that for Pein?"
The leader smirked slightly as he held up his ring, "You need one of these, remember?"
The teen arose from the ground, "Next time tell me, don't send me into the mud or I'll make sure that paperwork of yours doubles."
Pein raised an eyebrow at her threat, "And how will you do that?"
"One word: Mathew. He's all it's gonna take."
"Touche."
Tobi narrowed his eyes under his mask and grabbed Becka's hand, pulling her away as three shurikens were thrown at her. All switched to hostile ninja 'i'm gonna fucking kill you' stances as they started to scan the forest.
Becka found her face shoved in Tobi's chest, "Eh, Tobi? You can let me go now." She said, her voice muffled through the cloak. The masked man let her stand up and he didn't miss the killer intent seeping from Deidara and Mathew both. The only difference among the two was that Mathew tried tackling his ass to the ground.
He failed of course and crashed landed into a mud puddle. Tobi smirked under his mask, but waved his arms frantically as he ungraciously jerked him to his feet. "Is Mathew-kun okay? Tobi's sorry!"
More shurikens came flying and this time Becka was on her guard and dodged them all. She caught one and threw it back in the general direction it came from. There was a thud, but nothing fell. A shadow dashed from the tree tops, it was quick, but not quick enough for Sasori's flame canisters. There was a shriek and the figure dropped down. Leader-sama used his push and pull technique to pull the attacker into view.
"Well well well, a leaf nin. What an unexpected surprise." He said in a sarcastic/cold tone. "There must be more in the area, I suggest we get a move on it before any more of his buddies come to his aid."
All nodded in union as they broke into a slight jog back to the base. Mathew caught up with Tobi and leaned in. "Try any of that crap again on my sister again and I'll make sure you'll regret it 'Madara'." He hissed in a whisper before falling back along side Sasori.
Tobi knew that little bastard wasn't joking. It was awefully clear he hated him to the core. And the fact he empathized the name indictated he knew he wasn't Madara. 'Now how does he know that?' He mused harshly to himself. 'No one knows of my true identity but Zetsu and he clearly couldn't have told him give their current status.' Mathew hated Zetsu just as much as he did him, so for him to know of his identity was something he should look into.
Mathew could easily slip this information to his beloved Becka (Yes, I said that, sue me) and he almost dreaded the thought of the trust built up between them being knocked down. 'I'll keep my distance for now seeing how Deidara isn't making any sort of attempt.' He decided ruefully. 'Thank Kami she's dense.'
-Break-
Becka ran into the arms of Kisame and tried not to throw up as he spun her around like a doll. "My imoto's back~!" He sang merrily as she felt herself beginning to slip through his grasp. Before she could grab a hold of his cloak, she flew out and crashed into a bystander.
"Sorry Kakuzu!" She apoligized while giving him a pat on the head. "It's nice seeing that scowl on your face, your one of the few that I've missed the most."
He rolled his eyes as he rose off the ground, "Yeah yeah, just don't get kidnapped again."
She puffed out her cheeks, "It isn't my fault all the damn ninja in this world is insanely powerful."
"Powerful yes, insanely, no."
"Speaking of insane.." She mumbled glancing around, "Where'd bitch number two go?"
"Oi! You're my fucking bitch!"
"Aha! There you are!" Becka jabbed a finger in his general direction, "Jashin came to me in a dream." She said in a really serious tone. Hidan's jaw dropped and his purple eyes widened slightly. "What did he say?"
The teen zoomed closer to the immortal and whispered, "He told me to tell you: Fuck off." Then she skipped away laughing, leaving a rather pissed Zealot.
"Jashin shall smite thee for your unholy lie!"
"Jashin can blow me!" She called back, making a hasty dash up the stairs as a "WHAT?" followed after. She knew far to well from experiance what were to happen if she stuck around after that comment.
Doing a cartwheel down the hall, she breathed in the scents of the base. It smelled just as evil as it did before she was taken to Konoha. Entering Konan's room, she closed the door behind her and went to her wardrobe to get a pair of nice dry clothes.
While she did that, the Akatsuki started packing up (Didn't feel like putting another break). All scattered to their rooms to start filling boxes. Some enjoyed packing, others...not so much.
"Damnit where'd that roll of fucking duck tape go?"
"Who took my clay, yeah?"
"What do you mean I can't take my fish?"
"Tobi, drop that pesticide!"
"But Tobi's a good boy!"
"Stop putting Konan's bra's in my boxes Mathew!"
"But you know you like them~!"
The one whom enjoyed themselves the most were Becka, Mathew, Deidara, and Itachi. Itachi was one of the first to finish, she he resigned inside the kitchen to load up the dishes.
Mathew had found an interesting way to scare people...
Sasori entered his room and the brat's room where boxes and scrolls layed scattered. Opening his drawer, he took out the clothes and went to one of the boxes.
"RAWR!" Mathew popped out of the box, earning a pair of pants thrown at him. He ran out dodging the kunai's that followed and snuck into the immortal dou's room in hopes of scaring them.
Becka was helping Konan with her origami things and went to get another box. She had failed to see Hidan hiding and went he jumped out and scared her, she responded by shoving him. He tripped over a box and slammed the back of his head into the nightstand.
Becka gave him a harsh kick to the gut before stomping away, leaving him.
Deidara, was having the most fun. He snuck his clay into boxes and when any poor soul started carrying the armed boxes, he blew them up.
Itachi exited the kitchen with an arm full box and without warning, it exploded, sending him on his rear. A loud laugh was heard. There stood a hysterical Deidara pointing at him.
"In your face Uchiha bastard, un!"
And that is how Deidara needed seven stitches.
'After all the explosions and screams of fright,
the Akatsuki abandoned the base in the dead of night.
They marched in a line, one after the other,
all wearing cloaks as their protective cover.
Pein in the front and Deidara in the rear,
hoping the new base, would soon be near.
Hours of marching they arrived at the spot,
Hidan wouldn't shut up, so he was hit by a pot.
One by one they wearily entered the new base,
like one would do when checking a fruit case.
They all broke off and searched for their rooms,
hoping the ones assigned wouldn't ensure their doom.
Once founded and settled in,
all fell asleep like a patient at a looney bin.'
Bookworm: That was weird poem, but remember to say it with the night before christmas tune in your head. :)
Becka: So what's the next chapter going to be about?
Bookworm: I will not say another word until my attorney is present!
Becka: Eh?
Bookworm: You know when you get taken into custody by the police and you're in for questioning. The moment they ask you something, you say that.
Becka: Where'd you learn that?
Bookworm: I will not say another word about the arc until an attorney is present!
Mathew: And in the meantime, review!
