Chapter 43: Renji Abarai

1. When he performs kido, laugh so hard that you start rolling on the floor that you can barely breathe.

2. Force him to take art lessons from Byakuya.

3. Try to not laugh as Byakuya teaches him how to sculpt the Seaweed Ambassador.

4. If Renji insults it, make sure Rukia kicks him hard for insulting "nii-sama's beautiful work of art."

5. Break his headband.

6. Then get him a new one.

7. Tell him it has magical powers to protect him from Espada.

8. Don't mention it's the Headband of Justice.

9. Laugh at Ichigo's face when he sees it on Renji.

10. When he gets annoyed, sigh and say you'll get him a proper one.

11. Get him a new one, and tell him it protects his forehead from projectiles. (This one is supposed to. Really.)

12. If he asks what that symbol in the center is, tell him its a focal point for his reiatsu.

13. Uh.....don't bother telling him its a Naruto headband.

14. Okay, now take pictures of Ichigo's priceless face.

15. 16. Tell him that you'll bet a billion bucks that an army of humans with no reiatsu can take him down, bankai and all.

16. When he accepts, smirk. He'll probably smirk back, but he doesn't know what he's in for....

17. Now call up the hundreds of Renji fangirls!

18. Make sure that he gets that weird device thing that allows humans to see shinigami even when they aren't in gigais from the Science Department.

19. Now kick back and watch the show!

20. When he admits that he doesn't have a million bucks, smirk and say that he has to do whatever you say.

21. Now force him to start selling Seaweed Ambassador cookies with the girl scouts!

22. After that, ask him if that furry stuff on his shoulders when he's in bankai form is baboon fur.

23. When he says yes, scream that he's an animal killer.

24. Set the animal rights activists on him.

25. Tell him that you bet he can't take down a sumo either.

26. When he appears in the ring, make sure....there are two people (or at least groups)

27. The sumo is Omaeda...and the crowds are fangirls making comments on how hot Renji is!

28. Tell Omaeda that his biggest bet is to belly flop Renji.

29. Howl with laughter as Renji is squashed by Omaeda's blubber.

30. Now watch as Omaeda is hunted down by the rabid fangirls and Renji can't show his face to anyone for a loong time. XD Oh, and make sure you get the video sent to everyone!

Author's note: Omg, can you imagine Omaeda squashing Renji? LOL