I didn't expect it, but slam422 actually knew of Dhaos! Kewl… Honestly, I wassn't expecting anybody to know him, so I'm psyched!
ANYWAYS! Enough of my idle, incomprehensible mutterings.
For those of you who loved chapter 8, prepare to fall out of your seat because of even crazier antics! And get ready to welcome another character…
I'm sorry, kbxshadow, but it isn't your OC yet. I promise I will get to that, but it will be at a more appropriate time.
Oh boy…I have some MAJOR pranks and accidents planned for this chapter! If I can't make you people die laughing this time, I don't know how to make ya die laughing!
So, ready to read, and maybe ready to change your pants in case you wet them?
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Master Hand was worried.
VERY worried.
He knew he was being followed, but where was his pursuer?
He could occasionally hear a devilish little snicker, but he couldn't find the prankster!
He was STILL very worried.
Suddenly, there was muffled laughing, like the pursuer was aching fit to burst.
"Have I been talking out loud again?" Master Hand asked himself.
"HAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA!" The pursuer burst out laughing.
Master Hand was now SCARED.
"I have the feeling I am being chased by a…demon." Master Hand said. For a hand, he looked worried. VERY worried.
The hall was quiet now. Deathly quiet.
"I want my mommy…" Master Hand moaned.
More snickers.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Master Hand screamed. He tore off down the hallway, but he didn't notice the small shadow that appeared to be riding his shadow's back.
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Link, Ganon, Zelda, and Young Link were in the den, watching a movie.
"You know, you were a really good actor, Ganon." Link commented.
"I did better than I thought I would." Ganon admitted, stroking his chin.
"You should have kept the beard." Zelda said.
"Whatever." Ganon said.
Y. Link was too busy stuffing himself with more popcorn.
Bowser came in, with another massive tub of popcorn.
"Whatcha watching?" He asked between mouthfuls of salty goodness.
"Twilight Princess." Link said.
"Ohhhh..GOODY!" Bowser said. He leapt into the air, and landed in the middle of the super big couch.
SNAP
The couch split in half, and the two ends tilted to trap Bowser with two people on both of his sides.
"AHH! Gerof me!" Y. Link grunted from between Ganon and Bowser.
"Could you get off me?" Zelda asked link.
"Ah! Thanks, Bowser!" Link said sarcastically.
Bowser was too busy watching the movie to notice the mayhem.
"This stinks." Ganon said. A spring shot out of the cushion, and smacked him in the forehead.
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Ness locked the food up in the kitchen. No WAY on earth would the food bandits get it again.
He waited….
And he waited…
And he waited…
And he waited…
And he waited…
And he waited…
And he went to sleep.
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The Food Bandits were no longer the food bandits. They were the WET bandits.
They were in the basement, in the plumbing division of the very bottom of the basement.
The ice climbers were bashing on the main water line, and were slowly cracking it with their wooden mallets. Yoshi was bombing the hard to reach pipes with eggs. Kirby had also drawn his hammer, and was working along with the ice climbers. Pikachu and Pichu were skull bashing pipes, and Jigglypuff used rollout.
They were accomplishing their task.
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"Oh, Man, that was a good movie!" Bowser said happily, stuffing even more of the buttery heaven in his mouth. "Mmm-MM! Scrumptious!"
"Yeah, I'm proud of it." Link said happily.
"I wasn't in it!" Y. Link pouted.
"Maybe next time." Zelda said.
Bong! Clang! Ping! Yoshi!
"Whuzzat?" Bowser asked.
"Probably the plumbers." Link said.
"I'll check." Ganon said.
"Me too!" Y. Link said. He had on a grin.
"Ok, if you two need us, we'll be on the rooftop." Link said, walking upstairs with Zelda.
"See you later…" Zelda said.
"Now, let's check this out…" Ganon said, rubbing his forehead.
"Why does it look like you have a target on your head?" Y. Link asked.
"It was a stupid spring…" Ganon replied gruffly, rubbing his sore head.
Little did the two know what was going on downstairs, well…maybe one knew.
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Ike was in the infirmary, still recovering from his nasty wound. Elincia was with him, just to keep an eye on him. She happened to be skilled with using staves, and was good at healing, but his wound was still beyond her skill.
C. Falcon was in there too, as he happened to be itching to ask Ike a question.
"Uh…Please forgive me, but could I have a private word with Ike?" Falcon asked Elincia.
"Of course. Please, let me know when you're finished." She said. She got up, and walked out of the room. She stopped at the very edge of the doorway, and listened in.
"I was wondering…Forgive me for being so blunt, Ike, but for a second that one time it looked like you liked Erika. It was just a feeling…though, ya know?" Falcon said.
"Oh…That. No…she just reminded me of Elincia, that's all."
"Oh… Ok, you can come back in now!" Falcon said.
What was THAT about? Elincia thought as she walked back into the room.
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Mario and Luigi were snoozing in their double room, upstairs.
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Master Hand ran past Mario's room, screaming his head off. A trail of evil little snickers followed him.
"WHAT'S-A MATTA WITH-A HIM!?!?" Mario yelled from the doorway.
"Snizzle frizzy." Luigi muttered from his bed.
"I-a won't even a ask-a…" Mario yawned tiredly. He shut the door, and plopped back down on his bed.
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Marth was singing in the shower.
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Link and Zelda were on the rooftop, watching the sunset again. They had gotten even with Master Hand for spying on them that one time…
Crazy Hand, who was in a naughty mood, was spying on them. He wasn't as good as Master Hand, though. He slipped on a tile, and made a rapid scuffing noise.
The two lovers heard the noise, and Link had already drawn his bow, and Zelda had a ball of fire in her hand.
Crazy decided it was safe to make a run for it, but he didn't see the end of the roof. He fell off with a giddy yell, and he became a white splat on the ground below.
"That was…weird." Link said uncertainly.
"Aww…he made us miss the sun sinking." Zelda sighed.
It was true. The sun had sunk already, and now it was fairly dark, except for the reddish glow on the horizon.
"Well, let's get in before it gets chilly." Link said.
"What about Crazy?" Zelda asked.
"Oh…" Link said. He walked over to the edge, and pulled out a strange hand held device that had a really long chain, and a claw attached to the end. He cocked it like a gun, and then pulled a trigger, causing the claw attached to the chain to shoot down like a bullet, and grab onto Crazy. Link pressed the switch again, and reeled Crazy up like a fish.
"It hurts!" Crazy said dramatically.
"That's what you get for spying." Link replied smugly.
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"Success!" Popo yelled, just as a huge pipe shattered and poured water into the basement.
"Yoshi!" Yoshi said happily.
"Poyo!" Kirby squealed.
"Now we can have a swimming party!" Nana said.
"Heya, guys!" Y. Link called from below. "How's it going?"
"Almost finished!" Popo said.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!??!" Ganon screamed in shock.
"Sorry, Ganon." Nana apologized. She chucked her hammer, and hit Ganon smack on the forehead, where the spring had hit earlier.
"We need to put him somewhere…" Popo said.
"How about the Den? Nobody's going to be in there for a while." Y. Link suggested.
"Ok!" Popo said. "You guys make up the finishing touches, while Nana and I take Ganon up to the Den!"
"Why us?" Nana asked.
"Because we're the strongest out of all of us." Popo said.
"Ok…"
"Heh, we'll be finished by the time you get back!" Y. Link said confidently.
"Yes, and while I'm up here, it's time for the coup de grace!" Popo said happily. He jumped up to the biggest pipe that led to all of the bathrooms, and he turned the wheel on it to allow maximum water passage to the bathrooms.
"There! That should be it! We need to get Ganon to the den, and fast!" Popo yelled as he jumped down from the ceiling. The water at the bottom of the room was already at his waist, and rising fast.
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"What the devil is happening?" Meta Knight asked himself. He was walking down the hallway, when a wave of water lapped his feet, and proceeded down the hallway and down the stairs. He was up on the fourth floor. There was another flood of water, and a very unhappy Marth was yelling angrily in Japanese. Apparently, he had just taken a shower, and gotten dressed, only to have the bathroom explode on him and wash him out.
Now Marth was cursing angrily as he was washed down the BIG flight of steps.
"I must investigate the cause of this." Meta Knight said to himself. Before he could move, though, a closet to his right opened up, and Ike and Elincia walked out.
"Oh my. I hope you weren't…" Meta Knight started saying.
"HECK, no!" Ike said hastily. "We were just stuffing Captain Falcon in here."
"Why?"
"He was being…Nosy." Elincia said.
"Oh. Next time you see him, tell him to behave, or he'll have me to watch out for." Meta Knight said, sprouting his wings.
"Uh…Right. See you later, then." Ike said.
WHOOSH
Meta Knight was off.
Creak
"What did I miss?" Falcon asked with a grin.
Ike gave Elincia a look, and both of them tackled Falcon at the exact same time, and the threesome went flying back into the closet.
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"IT IS FINISHED!" E. Gad said in a victorious voice.
"It's finally finished?" Seth asked hopefully.
"About as finished as it's ever going to be." Tails said.
"It could still have a problem." E. Gad said. "If you experience any trouble, come back here and tell me what happened. I can probably fix it."
"Hey, thanks again, everybody!" Seth said happily. "If you need me, I'll be in the holographic battle arenas!" With that, he took off.
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Seth was running in the hallway, when a big tidal wave smashed into him, and knocked him down a staircase. He happened to see Marth there too, but he was Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
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"It appears there has been a slight hiccough in our plan." Popo said. He was hanging from a pipe in the ceiling, and the water was just five feet below him. The water below him was at least thirty feet deep, and as dark as a cave.
"I think we've done enough damage for once." Nana said. "I think we should turn the water off." She swung up onto the top of her pipe, and turned the valve wheel to the bathrooms off.
She THOUGHT she turned it off. She turned it even more on, and the wheel snapped clean off!
"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!' She screamed. "I BROKE it!"
"Poyo!" Kirby said with a determined look.
"You'll stop it?" Nana asked.
"PoyO!" Kirby repeated. He valiantly jumped up onto the pipe, and where the water was leaking from the bathroom pipe, he clamped his mouth down like a leech.
Unfortunately, the pipe under his mouth broke at that exact second, and he inflated like a water balloon.
Kirby gurgled in surprise as he reached the size of a large pumpkin, and after another few seconds, was as big as a small car. The weight of the water made Kirby peel off the pipe, and splash in the water below. He released the stored up water from his mouth, and he shot around the room like a speed boat, bashing into various pipes and breaking them.
"…I have a feeling we are going to be in SO much trouble…" Y. Link said.
"Na! Ya think?" Popo said sarcastically.
"Poyo…" Kirby squealed weakly from below.
Suddenly, Jaws music began playing.
"Poy.." Kirby squeaked nervously.
"Yoshi!' Yoshi screamed. He pointed at a fin that was in the water, but the second he pointed at it, it disappeared in the murky depths of the water.
"POYO!" Kirby screamed. He shot out of the water, and clung to the ceiling like a cat.
"I would say It was ok, but it really isn't." Popo said.
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I can't believe I was careless enough to let them see my wing. Meta Knight thought. He was underwater, looking at the naughty wet bandits from behind his steel visor.
I must say, though. This IS fun.
But then…What IS fun?
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Mario and Luigi were snoozing on their nice, comfy…FLOATING BEDS!?!?!
"A MAMMA-MIA!" Mario screamed. He jumped off his springy bed, and accidentally lodged his head in the ceiling, causing more water to flood into the room.
Luigi was unfazed.
"Mmmph!" Mario yelled from the ceiling.
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Link and Zelda were walking in the hallway on the fourth floor, when they both noticed the floor was wet.
"Oh no." Link said.
"This isn't good…" Zelda said.
Link instantly changed into his Zora's armor in a blink of an eye, and had already put his iron boots on.
"What are you doing?" Zelda asked.
"Going to find out what happened, and FIX it!" Link said. He tried to run off, but tripped because of his heavy shoes, and fell down the stairs.
Zelda couldn't help but giggle, as Link fell down the stairs, yelling in hylian.
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Shockwaves from something heavy hitting the floor caused Mario's head to come loose, and he landed on top of the sleeping Luigi. Luigi finally woke up, and saw the flooded room.
"MAMMA MIA!" Luigi screamed. He jumped up, and shot clean through the ceiling.
"This is-a crazy…" Mario moaned.
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Link hit the bottom of the stairs, and was being washed down a hallway which led to another flight of stairs! He was going so fast, he couldn't change direction, and therefore, shot through a bedroom door, causing more water to flood out!
"AHHHHHHHHH!" Mario yelled as he shout out of the room on Luigi's bed.
Link shot his clawshot at Mario, and grabbed the plumber before the bed went down the stairs.
"Thanks…" Mario sighed in relief.
"What the heck is going on down there?" Link said nodding toward the basement.
"How would i-a know? I've-a been sleeping!" Mario replied in a distressed voice.
"Well, we're both going down there to explore, then." Link said.
"Don't forget me!" Luigi said as he walked up and dusted plaster off his hat.
"Yeah! I-a think we can do it!" Mario said.
"Then let's go!" Link said. The trio ran to the stairs, and went down. Link tripped.
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Meta Knight chuckled silently to himself as he stuck his right wing above water again. He could hear the little smashers above screaming in terror as they tried to get away.
This, my friends, is payback time for you misbehaving.
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"Ooohh…My head…" Ganon groaned as he stood up.
"What happened?" He asked himself. He looked around, and found out that he was back in the den.
"I would love to leave." Ganon decided. He walked to the door, and tried opening it, but it wouldn't budge. It was one of those doors that swung outwards.
That was when he realized the floor was wet.
"Oh no…I'M FLOODED IN!" He screamed. Suddenly, the floor shook like an earthquake!
"EARTH…..QUAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!" He yelled. The shaking made him fly into the back of the room, right under the plasma screen.
One particularly large shake made the screen fall off the ceiling, and smash him underneath.
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Bowser was riding his bed down the river that was the staircases and the hallways.
"Oohh...This is much fun!" He yelled. His bed tipped over the edge of the fourth floor staircase, and he had six floors to go!
"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!" He yelled as he flew down the rapid river.
He cheered as he flew down the halls at about twenty miles per hour, and hit sixty before leaving the third floor.
He passed Sonic, who was furiously trying to get above water, but he was stuck…
It was Obvious…
Sonic could not swim.
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Mario, Link, and Luigi screamed as a speeding bed slammed into them, and sent them flying down the staircase into the basement. They bumped down a lot, and then flew waaaaaaaaaaaaaay off the staircase, and hit the floor with a particularly hard THUMP.
Only it was a splash.
"WHeeeee!" Bowser said.
Mario, Link, and Luigi painfully got out from under the bed, and limped towards the next staircase, which led to their objective.
"Oh….MAN! Is it over?" Bowser whined.
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"What was that about?" Link asked Luigi.
"I wouldn't know." Luigi replied.
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Sonic let loose a bunch of bubbles, and sank.
He wasn't a cat, but he did have nine lives. He had eight left.
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Ok, that was my crazy chapter!
Didja like it? I know it was random, but I had to have something funny!
Next chapter: Do the smashers ever get the water out of their house? What became of Sonic? Who's Master Hand's pursuer, and why do they torture him?
Find out, next time!
Well, see ya then, everybody!
And thank you for the reviews, everybody!
-Shining Riku-
