"Ah," Japan shouted as he tried to catch his falling pen from the ground. A moment too late, the pen dropped while Japan sighed in despair. "Such a waste." Japan buried his face in his arms and cried.
"Did something happen, Japan?" Philippines popped up and asked.
"My pen fell." Japan raised his head and answered Philippines' question. He hiccupped a little bit and continued, "I just bought that today."
"Did you try to conduct a CPR?" Philippines asked and smiled naively.
"CPR?" Japan raised his brow and continued, "Why would I do that for?"
"You see….." Philippines took the pen from Japan's hand and winked, "There is an old secret art in restoring pen's ink."
"Really?" Japan stood up in joy and wiped the single tear in his eyes. "Can you show me?"
Philippines opened the cap of the pen and started blowing air on it. Japan fell down on his knees and sighed, "Isn't that similar from the old days when a Nintendo cartridge is not working in the Game Boy?"
Philippines nodded and continued to blow the end of the pen one last time. She closed the lid after she was done and gave it back to Japan. "Here, try it."
"I don't know if it will work…." Japan hesitantly took back his pen and sat on his chair. He pulled a paper from his side and wrote something on its back. "It's not working."
Philippines became silent and began to think something. "I have another method that I know will work. Promise, every time I tried it the pen works almost instantly!"
"Okay," Japan gave his pen back to Philippines and added, "Just be careful that pen is really expensive."
"I will, I will." Philippines dismissively waved her hands and told Japan not to worry. "Now, where to tap this piece of junk." Philippines whispered under her breath that was unfortunately heard by Japan.
"Tap?!" Japan stood up in fear and tried to immobilize Philippines, "Philippines what are you doing? Stop!"
But it was too late. Philippines already tapped or Japan would rather say smashed the pen in the conference's table. The pen was already in pieces. Ink was splattered everywhere.
"I think I overdid it." Philippines put her hands on the back of her hand laughed. "Sorry Japan."
[Author's Notes]
Don't underestimate Philippines brute strength. She is as strong as America. Hehe.
A lot of you guys are requesting chapters about the World Meeting. So here it goes. World Meeting Shenanigans is now a segment of this fanfiction. This segment will talk about stereotype behaviors Filipinos do. Like here in this current chapter, Filipinos tend to blow air on a pen if it is not working. My classmates even called it CPR, if it weren't for them this chapter and this segment will not happen. Be sure to thank them haha.
If you guys haven't experienced blowing cartridges of a Game boy then that means you don't play video games D: You should play guys. It's really fun. Game boy back in the days have bigger game cartridges but I think DS and 3DS still has one. I don't know if children still blow it though when it is not working since I don't have a DS. :/
