End of the Writer! Ch10
Kaito: "Why did I have to end up with only Meiko? Why?"
Meiko: "Well we had some fun last chapter when we didn't appear."
Kaito: "You mean you repeatedly violated me, until I gave in and stopped resisting."
Meiko: "Yes. Is there a problem?"
Kaito: "There are uncountably many problems. However, they aren't going to be solved just by standing around here, so let's get moving."
Meiko: "Sure, whatever, just as long as I can get some more of your *censored*."
Kaito: "I can't believe I'm glad of something that Wolfie did, but thank you for censoring that."
Wolfie: "No problem."
Kaito: "Wolfie? You ended up here?"
Wolfie: "Yeah, it seems that Miku fell off the seat when it ejected."
Meiko: "Wouldn't the fall have killed her then?"
Wolfie: Waves hand, "Yes, but don't tell her that."
Meiko: "Right... that makes no sense."
Wolfie: "I know, but planet vs Miku, who'd win? Also, how do you like the new look of the Mountain of Murder?" Pointing to where a giant lampshade is atop the mountain, "I think that should cover the hanging for the whole story so far."
Kaito: "Okay... would somebody please explain to me what the hell is going on here?"
Meiko: "Trust me, ignorance is bliss."
Kaito: "Yeah... I think I might agree with you there."
Misty and Rei continue to face-off against each other, staring each other down, and ready to battle.
Rei: "I'm going to kill you, then I'll devour your personality!" Charges at Misty.
Misty: "No... I won't let you!" Rushes at Rei.
Suddenly, both are transported to a completely different location: a filming studio.
Misty: "What... what the hell happened?" Blinks, "No... Wolfie... you didn't... NO! Give me terrible battles! Give me bloody violence! Give me a capitalist state, where the only equal thing is taxation! But not this!"
Rei: "What are you so worked up about?"
Mysterious voice: "Hello and welcome to the Jimmy Kale show."
Rei: Blanching, "Oh gods no..."
Jimmy Kale: "Today, we have a lady who believes that a newcomer has made her become left-out of her group of closest friends, and she wants her friends to choose, their old friend, or their new, Rei's on the show give her a round of applause!"
Misty and Rei give each other a look.
Misty: "Truce?"
Rei: Lifting up a machine gun, "Yes, definitely."
Miku: Her Black Rock Shooter gun still attached to her left arm, while she now holds an extremely large Negi in her right hand, "Fall before My Supercell!"
Derrick: "You said that last time."
Miku: "Just reminding everyone."
Derrick: "Whatever you throw at me, I'll dodge it!" Leaping at Miku.
Miku: Smirking, "But what if it just takes That One Second, In Slow Motion!"
An image of Miku in orange clothes flashes past, and Derrick freezes.
Miku: "No remember, Love..." A huge tower with speakers rises from the ground behind her, "...is..." The speakers turn to face Derrick "...War!" Another image of Miku flashes past, this time of her standing in front of a huge tower, with bomber planes flying over head, as Derrick takes huge amounts of sonic damage.
Derrick is thrown back, and he staggers to his feet.
Derrick: "Is that all you've got?"
Miku: "Melt!" Yet another picture of Miku flashes past.
Derrick is hit by a wave of intense heat.
Miku: Rushing at Derrick, as a series of images flash past, "Parade of Liars!" Kicks Derrick in the face, leaping into the air, "Black Rock Shooter!" Fires at Derrick, then flips in mid-air, and raises her Negi, "World is Mine!" Hits Derrick with the Negi, "And this is... Supercell!" The word 'Supercell' appears at the top of the screen, and the weapon in Miku's hand discharges a huge amount of electricity.
Derrick: "No..." Staggers back, "Now my contract... won't be renewed." His data begins to unravel, "Not that it matters... I know Wolfie will win in the end."
Miku: "What do you mean?"
Derrick: "When it is time, the writer will unleash his true power, and destroy Bleeper forever, but at a terrible cost."
Miku: "What kind of half-arsed prophecy is that? Of course I know Wolfie's going to win!"
Derrick: "Well... sorry my last words weren't better..."
Wolfie: Appearing from nowhere, as he does far too often, "Derrick, you were a good foe."
Derrick: "And you were a good fight too. Maybe... one day I'll fight you again. But the damage to my data is too severe... I won't return in this story..."
Wolfie: "Well Derrick, the day you do come back, come and find me. I might have a good job offer for you."
Derrick: "Wolfie... you aren't so bad really."
Wolfie: "And Derrick, you were the most fully developed villain I've ever had the pleasure of writing. May I shake your hand."
Derrick: Reaching out his right hand, as his left dissipates, "Of course... my respected foe."
Wolfie takes the hand, and they shake. Derrick smiles.
Derrick: "You never did work out what gender I was did you?"
Wolfie: "Nope, and if I don't know, nobody ever will."
Derrick: "Well then... Miku... Wolfie... goodbye... and if you see Becks again... tell her I'm sorry..." His data falls apart, and he is no more.
Miku: Staring blankly at where Derrick was, "I... killed him."
Wolfie: "Don't go all emo on me Miku, he's just the avatar of the guy... or girl, behind the computer. It's not like he's actually dead."
Miku: "Yes... but... he was a named character!"
Wolfie: "Miku, is that something bordering on moralistic I detect in you?"
Miku: "Hang on... you're right." Shakes herself, "Right! I have some ass to kick!"
Wolfie: Smiling and nodding, "Right on darling, right on!"
No gender-unspecified fans of Yaoi were harmed in the writing of this chapter. I did murder two After 8s, and I don't know about the studio audience of the Jimmy Kale show, but that's irrelevant.
Miku: "To have two after 8s, what time does it need to be?"
After 4 in the afternoon.
Miku: "How so?"
8 times 2 is...
Miku: "16."
And 16:00 is...
Miku: "Okay... why does the narrator have to be so much less awesome than Wolfie, even though they're the same person."
Wolfie: "Well nobody could be as awesome as me."
Miku: "Not even yourself?"
Wolfie: "Not even myself."
That's so contradictory it hurts... and I'm the one saying it. Anyways, yeah... that's all folks. See you next chapter.
Bis Bald
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