Chapter 54 - Kim the Valkyrie
(4:49pm)
"Monique's going to come over to the house to organize my outfit for the date tonight." Kim said while popping the buckle to the left strap of the overalls. The buckle moved up and down. "Ron's going to come at 7."
"Okay, you two have fun up there!" James replied.
"And Kim, can you please change into something else before Monique comes?" Ann asked, "The stench is getting pretty bad into the den."
"Oops...sorry, Mom!" Kim apologized as she went up the stairs. As she did so, the buckle to the left strap fell off the bib and the straps went behind her back. She went up to her room, hearing the overalls buckles clink against the stairs.
Maybe if I can combo it with a belt with boxers, it'd make a spankin' date outfit for Ron in the future.
Little did she know, however, that the Tweebs were filming all this time with the 35mm camera.
(15 minutes later)
James and Ann were doing their usual activites when there was a knock on the door, followed by a doorbell ring.
"I'll get that!" he said, putting down his remote control.
James walked to the door and opened it. It was Monique and she was still styling the bib-down, straps-attached, baggy overalls held with a CB belt, a purple t-shirt, gold hoop earrings, and pink sneakers. She was also holding the CB Mag .
"Hey, Monique! Come in!" James said with a smile on his face.
"Hey, DrsP squared!" Monique said, "Kim around?"
"She's upstairs." Ann said, "Changing after having a little incident with Bonnie's dog."
"Pit bull certainly fits her personality." Monique soffed before noticing the remote control.
"What's with the remote control tech in your hand, Mr. P?"
"That is for a drone that I am using for my downtime when not in the lab." James explained, "I call it the AIPFAP 1!"
"Family motto takin' to the skies now?" Monique asked, smiling.
"Indeed so, Kimberly's waiting for you to make her date outfit parent-approved before Ronald arrives." James said.
Monique went up the stairs to Kim's room.
Monique knocked on the wall.
"Kim? Girl, you up there?" she asked.
"I'm coming, Monique!"
Kim appeared and she had a facial mask on with cucumbers over her eyes. She is in a white t-shirt, boxers and her undone overalls barely hanging onto her hips , still with the locket around her neck.
"EEEEEK!" Monique shrieked.
"Chill, Mon! It's just me!" Kim smiled, removing the cucumbers.
"Crisis averted!" Monique said, breathing a sigh of relief, "I thought you transformed intoa B-movie monster!"
Kim giggled, "Just doing a facial, no big!"
"So lay out the glam outfit on your bed. Let's set it up!" Monique suggested.
Kim laid out the CB dark denim overalls and plaid shirt that she set up for her date. The overalls have the right strap undone.
She then lays out the bangled and silver bracelets and her $100 gold CB watch on her bed.
"Not bad!" Monique commented.
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In the Possible living Room, James was reading the paper. It contained the headline of Kim's latest successful mission.
Kim Possible Foils Mad Scientists White House Plans
Ann was on the phone.
"Just finally managed to land a babysitter for the boys!" she said, getting back to her brain surgery magazine.
"How can we, honey bear?" James asked. "Those two have gone through 30 babysitters in Middleton within the last four years. A third of them even have put a restraining order on us!"
"Not this one." Ann said, "She's outside the Middleton area and has 5 years of babysitting under her belt."
Convinced by this through his wife, James said, "That'll suffice!"
He put away the paper with a grin.
"So...you know what that means!"
"Just the two of us plus no kids equals..." Ann squealed with anticipation.
"DATE NIGHT!" the couple shouted.
"What are you thinking?" James asked.
"Dinner at a nice steakhouse, plus a movie!" Ann suggested.
"Funny, I'm thinking of the same thing as well!" James replied.
Ann replied, winking at her hubby, "Our daughter isn't the only one who can rock hillbilly chic on a date."
"What are we waiting for?" James asked, anticipating his date clothes. He then looked around.
"Huh, where did the drone remote control go?" he asked, scratching his head.
"I thought you put it on the end table." Ann replied.
James looked outside and gasped, "Drone's gone too!"
"According to the magazine, the watch should go on the right hand, along with the bracelets and one of the color bangles." Monique said, reading from the magazine. Kim laid the accessories out like so.
"And on the other hand should be the bangles you used for your date with Ron in junior year." Monique suggested, pointing to the red bangles on top of Kim's dresser.
"Wait..." Kim recalled, "You mean from the Moodulator incident."
"Yep!" Monique said with excitement in her eyes, "That one time you used the LBD...it's so classic!"
"It was a totally freaky sitch...but I'll add it!" Kim admitted before adding the red bangles on the bed as well.
"And lastly the rings and necklaces!" Monique said while continuing to read from the magazine.
Kim laid out two rings for her right and left hand. She then laid out the choker and gold necklace to be word on her neck. She then laid out two long chain pendants and the locket to be worn behind the shirt.
"Now, the outfit is officially complete!" Monique decreed.
Kim observed the outfit and said, "But it's missing a certain edge to it."
"How? This will blow all your other date outfits out the water!" Monique wondered.
"Not yet." Kim replied. She hooked the undone overalls strap to the right sidebutton.
"See? NOW the outfit is done!" the redhead exclaimed.
"Totally rockin', but parent-approved!" Monique added, remembering the instructions James and Ann gave her.
"Exactly, Monique, that's the most important thing!" Kim agreed.
All of a sudden, German opera music began to play from outside Kim's room.
"You hear that?" Monique asked.
"It sound like...Wagner-ish..." Kim said, recognizing the composer.
The opera music then got louder. Kim was indeed right. The music turned out to be Ritt der Walküren (aka Ride of the Valkyries) by German opera composer Richard Wagner. It was played on a radio while a drone started to rise from the bedroom window with a 35mm camera mounted on it with two powerful fans. The fans started to blow hard, opening the windows.
Kim gasped, "Monique! Try to act as a barrier to my outfit! I'll try and see what's going on!"
She looked down from her window, her hair getting messed up from the wind generated by the fans.
"I KNEW it! I knew you Tweebs were behind this!" she screamed at the top of her lungs.
And indeed, from below, Jim and Tim were playing the Ride from a portable radio. The Tweebs then stopped the music.
"We like your new hairstyle!" Tim complemented.
Jim also replied. "It looks like that of the Rhinemaidens. It's much better than the mystery meat one."
"Are you trying to film me?" Kim asked angrily, pointing towards the camera.
"Partially yes." both Jim and Tim replied.
"Filmmaking career denied, Frankenstein freaks!" Kim yelled, slamming the window shut.
