A recap of ThiefSlipping:
Ryou woke up with a memory lapse after Yami Bakura returned home from the 4th Evil Council. He knew that the Spirit of the Ring was to blame, so he decided to nail the Millenium Ring to the wall. Then he went to go hang out with Yugi. On the way there, he met a kitten that is totally Yami Bakura's look-alike and the kitty decided to follow him. Just before he got there, Ryou bumped into Marik, who thought that Ryou was Yami Bakura. Ryou got freaked out and ran away to the game shop. Ryou told the others about Marik, and they hung out and stuff. On the way home, Ryou bumped into Marik again. This time, Marik realized that Ryou was NOT Yami Bakura, and Ryou realized that his Yami was most likely hanging out with Marik regularly. Ryou threw a card at Marik so he could escape, then ran home. Next day, Ryou went out to get a chain for the Millenium Ring cuz that string was stupid. Coincidentally, he bumped into Marik. Then they went to the mall and Marik convinced Ryou to do a prank thing with him and stuff. When they were done, Ryou suddenly realized that his Change of Heart card was missing! So they went back to the spot they met yesterday because Marik thought that the CoH was the card Ryou threw at him. Surprise! It was! Then Kuriby scratched Marik on purpose and Ryou by accident. So then Ryou invited Marik up so he could put bandages on their scratches. Then Ryou went inside and Marik left. Next day, Ishizu told Marik that Ryou was going to be at the pet store for Kuriby. So Marik went. And there was Ryou! He helped Ryou bring stuff home.
Then Marik wanted to see Yami Bakura again and was a slight bit fed up that he had to deal with Ryou not Yami Bakura. Then Marik kissed Ryou, which not only made the Ring teleport to Ryou and bring out Yami Bakura, but it also meant that he admitted he is gay which we all TOTALLY already knew! So then Ryou and Yami Bakura were like "wtf Marik u gay and u like Bakura and stuff wut" and Marik admitted it. So after that Ryou and Marik walked to the vet for Kuriby. And Ryou made Marik tell him stuff about his relationship with Yami Bakura. When they got there, Yami Bakura switched out with Ryou. He and Marik sent everyone in the vet's place to the Shadow Realm and got Kuriby checked out, then headed to the park. While sitting on a bench, Kuriby messed around with the chain and unclasped it, causing the Ring to fall off of it and Ryou to take over again. Then as Marik was trying to comfort Ryou, Melvin came out. Ryou freaked out and fainted. Kuriby managed to put the Ring in Ryou's hand, so Yami Bakura was able to take over and fight off Melvin. But he got knocked out. Kuriby...well we don't know what happened with Melvin and Kuriby. He probably did a thing. But whatever happened, Marik took over again and so did Ryou. As the Hikaris argued over whether Kuriby or Yami Bakura fought off Melvin, said felines fell asleep together, and it was ADORABLE. Then they all went home and stuffz.
Next day, Yami Bakura and Marik met in the alley they first met in to talk about Thiefshipping. Marik revealed that he had been manipulating their relationship the entire time to appeal to the fangirls and thiefshippers and YGOTAS fans. Yami Bakura got pissed off and hurt, so he left Marik, went home, and locked himself in his soul room. Ryou went in after him and got him to talk. It seemed like Yami Bakura was done with Marik. Ryou cares about his Yami more than he lets on, and he decided to try to hook them back up. He texted Marik to meet him at the park. Meanwhile, Marik got a call from Ishizu, trying to cheer him up and stuffz. Then Marik got the text from Ryou. There at the park, Ryou took Marik into his soul room to replay the memory of what happened with Ryou's talk with Yami Bakura about the thieves' talk in the alley. Marik went to go tell Yami Bakura about what happened and stuffz and that he had more to say and whatever. BUT YAMI BAKURA WAS LISTENING IN THE WHOLE TIME OMG!
So then they all decided that stuff needed to be done about thiefshipping and YGOTAS canon. They wanted to create a plan to keep the fans from knowing about their relationship so the show wouldn't drastically change. They all met up at TokyCari, and on the way there Yami Bakura got overly-sensitive about ships. The three of them (with commentary from me) talked about how they would manipulate their actions and change/keep doing certain stuff in order to keep their relationship but trick everyone into thinking nothing had changed. When they were done, Yami Bakura announced that he would be staying over at the hotel, in the other room reserved for him and Marik. Unfortunately, a mystery guest had taken that room. So after having to endure a night of sharing one bed in one room, they went to check out the mystery guest. They discovered that it was Ishizu, who had been given the room by accident. After Marik and Yami Bakura discussed some ThiefSlipping-related things with her, they went down to breakfast. But not before Yami Bakura sneakily stole her keycard and therefore locked Ishizu out of the room. After sending Ryou down to breakfast so he wouldn't have to deal with Ishizu, Yami Bakura rushed Marik out before Ishizu went up to her room and discovered being locked out.
Then, Marik dropped Yami Bakura off at Ryou's place cuz of Kuriby and Ryou wanted to do stuff with him, while Marik went off and did stuffz with the new female Steve he had got in contact with since he first met Ryou. The two thieves met up at 4 to go back to the hotel and do stuffz. Yami Bakura was forced (by Ryou) to bring Kuriby. Marik had to meet up with the female Steve at the hotel to talk with her about things. When they got up to the rooms, they found Ishizu waiting there looking pissed off, of course. Yami Bakura pretended to open the door for her, but he trolled her and took Marik and the Steve inside, locking Ishizu out yet again. So after Marik was done talking to the Steve, Bakura spoke with Marik through the mind link about thiefshipping and the Steves. And after Marik said that the Steves wouldn't be involved with thiefshipping either, they agreed "Thiefshipping FTW", and so ThiefSlipping ended!
And now, something else is going to happen! The last chapter of ThiefSlipping, that's what. Sad, right?
Ryou (hikari): "Ryou"
Bakura (yami): "Bakura"
(BTW, the bolded words in quotes are me just conversing. The bolded stuff not in quotes (not in parenthesis or asterisks) is me talking to the general audience)
I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! or YGOTAS or any of the characters/trademarks in those.
No EndingAN in this last chapter. Just read and enjoy~!
"HELLO EVERYONE! And welcome to the epilogue of ThiefSlipping, the true last chapter!"
MARIK: "Why are we here?"
"We're here because Bakura is a wanker."
BAKURA: *flips me off* "Sod you."
"Lolz. We're here because Bakura moved my heartwarming EndingAN to a separate chapter."
RYOU: "Yami! I thought you stopped doing such things and being an Insert Hacker!"
BAKURA: "Did you really?"
RYOU: "Well... No."
"But this is good! We get to have a little chat!"
MARIK: "About?"
"About frigging Dragon Ball Z."
MARIK: "Wait, really?"
"NO! WHAT DO YOU THINK?! About ThiefSlipping!"
BAKURA: "Oh joy. My favorite topic. Where to begin? You started off terrible, chapters were all either too long or too short or too stupid, there were a ton of plot holes such as the fact that we don't even know what happened to Mr. Tweetums from that chapter in which we went to the vet—"
MARIK: "HOLD THE BLOODY BUGGERING FRIGGING FRIGGERING PHONE! WHAT DID HAPPEN TO HIM?!"
*nervous look*
"Uh..."
*haz flashyback*
"No clue."
MARIK: *pouty sad faic*
BAKURA: "AS I WAS SAYING... Another plothole: what actually happened during that fight between Melvin and I and how Melvin lost."
"STOP TELLING THEM ABOUT ALL THE PLOT HOLES!"
BAKURA: "Shut up, I'm not done ranting. We were terribly out of character in certain times, you basically confused the entire fanbase who reads this by making them wonder if you're only a hopeless fanfic writer or really an oracle who simply had a vision about behind-the-scenes Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged canon, not to mention my host who fell for the idea of the latter—"
RYOU: *frowns* "I'm still questioning reality as a whole."
BAKURA: "NOT BLOODY DONE! And you abandoned the fanfic around chapter ten, and it has OVER FIFTY F**KING CHAPTERS NOW, you refused to edit previous chapters..."
*bored and unimpressed by Bakura's speech about things that are terrible about ThiefSlipping*
"Should I tell Florence now or later that those kitty ears he's wearing make him look less like a kitty?"
FLORENCE THE KITTY: "STOP CALLING ME FLORENCE NOT A KITTY AND NO I ALWAYS LOOK LIKE A KITTY!" *pales and realizes what he said* "Wait I take back that last bit..."
MARIK: "LOLZ TOO LATE HAHAHA!"
FLORENCE: *takes off kitty ears and throws them against the wall* "Sod you all. And Aqua cut it out. With the names."
"lolz k srry. r u k, now?"
BAKURA: "I have no idea what the bloody hell that means, but thank you for changing my name back."
"Lolz ur welc."
BAKURA: *facepalm*
Ryou: "I quite liked ThiefSlipping. Sure, it made me doubt my existence even though I never existed in the first place, but it was a smashing story! I got to be main character, I was actually friends with Yugi and the others for once, found a cute kitty cat, and the story was really interesting and dynamic. Yami, I don't know why you're being so harsh on it."
MARIK: "Ryou you're such a kiss-ass. Aqua's not gonna treat you any better just cuz you're praising her work."
"Actually, he's right. But that doesn't mean Ryou's not allowed to be nice. But RyRy I hope you're not trying to be a kiss-ass like Brandon from GX Abridged because you know that I torture you in fanfics just as much as I torture your Yami. Maybe even more. But I do it lovingly because I care. I do it to Bakura cuz he's evil and sexy and deserves it." }:D
BAKURA: "F**k you, too."
RYOU: "I'm not trying to be one. I'm just giving a compliment."
"Oh Ryou-Kun! You're so fricking sweet...!
"Anyway, time to move on to the message to our readers..."
BAKURA: "Wonderful. I'll have to stay here for even longer."
"Shut up."
*Turns to you*
"Ahem."
So yeah. This is the last chapter. And I wanna thank all of you so much for everything. THANKS FOR READING!
Thanks to all the reviewers, followers, favoriters...
Thanks to everyone who was here since its early chapters, back when this updated daily (sort of),
Thanks to everyone who found this fanfic in its middle chapters, when I came back to it after so long (and started weekly updates),
Thanks to everyone who discovered this in its later chapters, around the summertime,
Thanks to all the newcomers who found this fanfic just recently,
And thanks to everyone who is reading this fanfic in the future, in the days after this last chapter was updated.
I LOVE ALL OF YOU GUYS!
I appreciate all of your support, and I feel so close to you all. This story started in my earliest days of being in the YGOTAS fandom, and it has grown and progressed and changed and improved alongside me, my writing style, and my fangirlness. It always warms my heart that people read this story, because I know that the earlier chapters were kinda suckish and my ANs in them made me sound so inexperienced, which I was, so I love how people gave me a chance and read past those terrible first chapters and got to see the good stuff! I'm so proud that me and this story have come as far as they—
BAKURA: "JUST END THE BLOODY CHAPTER ALREADY!"
"SHUT UP BAKURA! I'M TRYING TO MAKE A SPEECH HERE!"
MARIK: "WE DON'T CARE! JUST END IT ALREADY!"
"Frig you Marik! I'm trying to have a heartwarming closure!"
RYOU: "Aqua, just get to the bonus stuff already."
"Oh okay, Ryou. Good idea. I'll listen to you."
BAKURA: *facepalm*
MARIK: *facepalm*
"Lolz. Anyway! Just because the fanfic is over doesn't mean that the story is over! I might decide to do some ThiefSlipping-related stuff on deviantART, tumbr, WattPad... Hey. Maybe I'll even do more stuff on this site. Who knows?"
BAKURA: "I'm assuming that you do."
"Bakura! SHUSH!"
BAKURA: "Hey, readers! That means that she is making a sequel."
"No! It does not."
RYOU: "So then you aren't As in that's definite? Because that would be terribly disappointing to your fans..."
"Well I... Uh... Wow frig you caught me... A dilemma..."
MARIK: "That totally means she's doing a sequel!"
"NOT NECESSARILY! And shut the frig up Marik. You're gay. You don't know anything."
MARIK: "I AM NOT!"
BAKURA: "What the bugger?! Yes you are! That was the whole plot!"
MARIK: "Ha oh ya I forgot."
RYOU: "I highly doubt that you forgot your own sexuality."
MARIK: "Ha ha. I meant that I forgot we had revealed it already and it was part of the plot."
"RIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGHHHHT"
(i dont believe u!)
MARIK: }:P
"Lolz wutevah"
"Anyway...
So ya be on the lookout for more ThiefSlipping stuff in the future. NOT NECESSARILY A SEQUEL OF ANY SORT! I'M NOT MAKING ANY PROMISES AND I'M NOT SAYING YES OR NO! I'M SAYING DON'T BE DISAPPOINTED IF I DON'T AND DON'T BE SHOCKED IF I DO!
BAKURA: "You're still pretty much saying that you are making one."
"OMFBRITSR I AM N—"
BAKURA: "So in that case, I recommend you do everything but that."
"Oh frig oh I should make a sequel just to counteract that."
RYOU: "But what would it even be about?"
"I DON'T BLOODY KNOW, RYRY. That's why I'm not saying yes or no. Gosh you three just shut up about it plz?"
MARIK: "No!"
"FRIG YOU MARIK YOU'RE STILL GAY!"
BAKURA: "What are you, then?"
"A fangirl." ;)
RYOU: "Way to avoid the question, Aqua! Smashing maneuver! I wish I was as talented as you at doing that with my Yami..."
(he wasn't saying that sarcastically, btw)
BAKURA: *glares at Ryou*
RYOU: *shrinks back under his glare*
"Aw poor RyRy-Kun..."
RYOU: *Nods sadly* "Such is my life..."
BAKURA: "Shut up, Host."
RYOU: *frown deepens*
"Bakura, stop. You can torture and abuse Ryou more later, off-screen."
RYOU: "HEY!"
"But right now lemme finish up this last message to the readers."
*to you*
So my first ever thiefshipping and first ever Yu-Gi-Oh fanfiction and my first legitimate fanfic overall has come to an end. As a Yu-Gi-Oh fan would say, so long, and thanks for all the yao— I MEAN CARD GAMES!
C-c-card games are what I meant.
Uh...yeah.
Oh and also thanks for all the yaoi and you're welcome for all the gayness.
Don't forget to check out my other fanfics. A good one to follow would be the ones in the BatWings/BunnyEars trilogy currently in progress.
RYOU: "Oh yes. As crazy and abusive to me that fanfic trilogy is, I highly recommend it. Especially the third one."
MARIK: "I personally prefer the second one."
BAKURA: "First one, hands down. Was short and Aqua wasn't as evil to me."
"Shut up you three. Thanks for the comments but it really is time to end this."
RYOU: "I'm going to miss this fanfic..."
MARIK: "So am I."
BAKURA: "Fine. I won't lie. I'm going to miss all of it as well."
"That's the spirit!"
Special thanks to the following:
Randomgirl40
Squary Q (not a fanfiction . net member, however)
Rainshadow999
Ebru Gunduz Lestrange
Malon1227
RandomSpazz-chan
Brennason
Serendipital
Nani-1-9-5
iloveaj
THIEFSHIP ON, MY FRIENDS!
*waves good-bye*
BAKURA, MARIK, and RYOU: *wave good-bye*
See you next time!
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~!
