Skyskater's Daily Note: We are only responding to one review today.
That review is a FLAME.
Daily Advice: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.
Please turn your attention to Skyskater, as she will be talking for these first few paragraphs.
Okay, everybody. Yesterday we got a flame from an anonymous reviewer called noname. In response to that review, which you can all read if you want to, here are some key points I would like to make clear:
1. Actually, the "ALSO, DON'T FLAME" things are yet another part of this comedy story...if you don't appreciate that, fine. Whatever. Second, since you're the only flamer, I see no reason not to keep doing that.
2. A child? Well, then. Okay. Whatever. Nope. I'm still bolding my A/Ns. In case you haven't noticed, this story has been in the same - well, okay, almost exactly the same - format for SIXTY EIGHT, 69 now, chapters.
3. Yes, I am somewhat high from getting 1000 plus reviews. Alright. So I'm a bit of a review whore. So what? Also, on the contrary, I do write because I enjoy writing. However, I also like getting reviews. I don't expect my other stories to sell as much as this one does. I do expect them to get at least 3 reviews, however. I have a standard for myself. Frankly, if I were to read all the stories I've ever written, I doubt I would find a single really good one. And what does it matter to you if I delete my stories or not? Wait a moment...so...did you just read through my entire profile and part of this story just to chew me out? Wow. I'm not sure whether to feel flattered or amused by this.
And lastly, if you reviewed this story just to chew me out, okay. Whatever. I seriously, and in all honesty, do not care. Because you are the only one out of what, 1016 reviews? to actually say something bad. If you think I'm going to go off and cry in the corner, yeah. You'd better move on to the next story, dude. You're not going to get emotions from me here.
MOVING ON NOW. Oh, and sorry for the short chapter guys. It's my mom's and dad's anniversary, so I don't have a lot of time.
Okay. Back to me again. Hitsugaya. Yes, we did indeed get a flame yesterday from an anonymous reviewer who basically called Skyskater a child and a review whore and that her reasons for writing were petty and blah blah blah. Who am I to comment on that? But...whatever. Her problem.
So anyway, Ichigo has let Hichigo get the better of him. Why? I don't exactly know. Maybe because Sara wasn't showing him enough attention or whatever. But yeah. Hichigo has broken out of Ichigo's mind, shaking himself like a wet cat. And, well, there were mixed reactions to that, the most prominent being Grimmjow's...
Grimmjow, who was attempting to destroy Nova as he has been doing for the past few chapters, this time using methods such as:
A blender - Epic phail.
A food processor - Another epic phail.
A mallet - He hit his thumb and started yowling.
Attempting to whip the pill - Which didn't work, because he could never hit the target anyways.
Grimmjow, anyway, was all, "Hey, Hichi, how ya been?" and Hichigo was all, "Get the fuck away from me, dude. I already have your herpes. I don't need another disease."
And Grimmjow went off to the corner to cry. I think he's been taking emo lessons from Ulquiorra.
So then Hichigo went on a rampage for some ungodly reason. He swiped Yumichika's and Il Forte's Sidekicks away from them, he ripped the anatomically correct pictures on the walls and broke Ikkaku out of his trance, he told Chad that there was no way in hell that he'd get to go to America even if he had his passport, he called Jenny Craig and put Orihime and Matsumoto on a regular diet, he told Sara never, ever to be in a fifteen-foot radius with Ichigo ever again, he put Rukia on a jet plane and shipped her off to Area 51, he told Szayel that he was, in fact, very, very gay, he recommended both Renji and Ulquiorra to a psychiatrist, he cut off Urahara and Yoruichi's supply of porn, he took Nova's pill away from Grimmjow, and...for some unknown reason, he started to believe that I was his brother. Maybe because of the hair color or something.
So he was all, "So, bro, how do you put up with all this?"
And I was like, "I don't know. You know?"
"Yeah, I know what you're talking about."
"Yup...."
"Been raining here lately?"
"What are you talking about?"
"Whose mind are we in?"
"We're not in anybody's mind! You broke out into the real world!"
"I did?"
"You did."
"I don't believe you."
Then he jumped out a window, breaking the glass, and started running off to God knows where. All I know is that there were a series of several small earthquakes and an enormous dust cloud rising out of the direction he had come from. And then a huge explosion and a mushroom-shaped cloud of yellow smoke.
Then he came back, panting and swearing. He held out his hand. There lay Nova's pill. Still, of course, perfectly intact. Even though it appeared as though he had tried several variations of a nuclear bomb explosion to the pill. There were no scratches, no dents, no nothing. I mean, I was pretty impressed.
"Okay," he panted. "I give up. I surrender. I want to go home now."
And he passed out on the floor. Needless to say, Ichigo's gonna have to be paying some heavy damage bills.
Grimmjow: 0. Hichigo: 0. Nova: 13.
January 3
Saturday
Wondering what to do with Hichigo's passed out body
Hitsugaya
A challenge sent in by SutaakiHitori.
ALSO, NO FLAMES! IF YOU FLAME, ME AND SHIRO-CHAN WILL MAKE YOU PAY SOME HEAVY DAMAGE BILLS FOR DAMAGE YOU DID NOT DO!
Later!
Skyskater
And Shiro-chan
