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Chapter 50


"Was I talking to you snack time helper?! You got some complaint?!"

I shouldn't be laughing but I can't help it. She looks just like Kagome did when she was gunna sit my ass with her little hands on her hips and everything. Izayoi has recently started preschool - yet another fresh hell from Kagome's era but who am I to complain about free education - and apparently they have all these stupid little roles. Line leader, circle time helper, snack time helper. All these stupid fucking things.

Well, she has recently taken to wanting to play teacher. I'm never line leader. That's only for good children apparently or at least for 'students' who don't tell her no. Let's just say I end up in 'time out' a lot because I'm the one who has to tell them playing with knives or eating charcoal is not great. I don't even know why she includes me – half the time I just kinda end up in the class when I'm just sitting there making sure they don't burn the hut down.

Anyway, 'snack time helper' just interrupted class to let everyone know it's time to go home and she just pulled that little stunt. I take away two things from this whole fucking teacher stunt she's pulling.

One. She is 100% our daughter and has apparently picked up our worst habits which means we're fucked.

And two. I'm shutting this shit down and everyone is going home. I ain't putting up with that shit.