If Amber can used this song from Animaniacs as another theme song for herself, let's see what Hildegard can do with it! Like Amber, she's the self-proclaimed 'cute one' of her friends, and even though she tends to annoy everyone with the song, they still love her! Animaniacs is not mine, and for a variation on this classic, check out chapter 1 of theblindwriter95's I'm Cute and Other Songs.
Hildegard: I'm cute, yes, it's true
I really can't help it
But what can I do
When you're cute, it just shows
With these two darling eyes
And this cute little nose
And a cute turquoise dress
That's adorable, yes,
And when they see my dimples
Then everyone says...
Royal Prep staff: Aw shoot!
Isn't she cute?!
James/Hugo/Zandar/Desmond: Cute, cute
Oh, isn't she cute?
Cute, cute!
Hildegard: I'm the one they adore.
I'm sweet and I'm cuddly
And small just like Dudley
But more! It's a chore!
To be constantly cute
And enchanting to boot
With my lips sticking out
In that cute little pout
Then there just is no doubt
Why guys and girls like to shout...
James/Hugo/Zandar/Desmond: She's a beaut!
Hildegard: Let's face it, I'm cute!
James/Hugo/Zandar/Desmond: Cute, cute
Oh, baby, she's cute!
Cute, cute!
Hildegard: Being cute's a thing you can't hide
If you look up the word
In a book, there's my picture inside
Freezenburg Today has me on the cover
James/Hugo/Zandar/Desmond (bored): Don't you just love her?
Hildegard: I'm simply a goddess
Desmond: And isn't she modest?
Hildegard: I'm the answer to one of the questions in Trivial Pursuit
For "Who's the most cute"
James/Hugo/Zandar/Desmond: Cute, cute
Oh, isn't she cute?
Cute, cute
Hildegard: I'm cute and I'm sweet
And I'm innocent, neat
And so trusting
James/Hugo/Zandar/Desmond: If you want our opinion this song is becoming disgusting (Zandar sticks a finger down his throat)
Hildegard: I'm cute
James/Hugo/Zandar/Desmond: So what?
Hildegard: I never am vain
James (annoyed): She's becoming a pain in the—
Hildegard: But I'm also real nice
I'm a doll through and through
James/Hugo/Zandar/Desmond: So big whoop-de-doo.
Hildegard: I'm sweet and adoring
James/Hugo/Zandar/Desmond: And also real boring
And that's why we're snoring at you
Hildegard (annoyed with the princes for being bored): That's it! You've ruined my entire cute song! I am angry! I am furious! I AM ENRAGED! I…HAVE…HAD IT!
James: You're awfully cute when you're angry!
Hildegard: You really think so?
Everyone: A babba dabba babba doo wow!
James/Hugo/Zandar/Desmond: She's cute!
Aw, what a cute ending to this collection! But don't worry; I'll be back with another installment as soon as I can!
