A/N: AND I'M BAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!! Did anyone miss me???
It seems so long since I last updated...I took the right time to take a break to tell the truth. As soon as I posted chpt. 51 I got sick...but I'm better noW!!! =)
Anyway, since I was out of it for a long time, this may suck, sorry. XD But hey, it took three freaking hours!!!!!!
And thank you everyone who reviewed!!!
I'm glad everyone enjoyed the L/Yomi fluffness!! I love you all!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, and to .77, Kiyo and Yomi get to go home if L lasts the whole year, not just till November 5th. XD
And thank you Rachy-Neko-Chan for the last part of this chapter^^
And Cayannamon, I'm back, so don't make Jenny attack me!!^_^
And MizukiYumeko, I hope you've made a headway in Kingdom of Hearts 2!! XD
And yes, Azura Soul Reaper, L is a huge pervert!!!
And thanks for understanding, Sage Kelsey!!!!!
And I've really gotta go sleep now, sorry.
ENJOY!!!!!!
Why me? Seriously, WHY ME???????? I have nothing to do with the story of Death Note. I don't even WATCH it. So...
"Ooh, let's skydive his body off of a cliff now!!!!!!!"
So...HOW IN THE WORLD DID I MANAGE TO GET INTO THIS SITUATION??????????
Such were the thoughts of poor Mark as Rokya, Mello, and their evil minions continued to torment Mikami's now horribly disfigured corpse.
"..."
Fortunately for Rokya, he managed to get Yoshi and the others away from his pants by pulling out a lot of stuff and making them forget that they were trying to get his pants in the first place. Lucky bastard.
Anyway, the lucky bastard was now plotting the next "activity" he and the others would do.
"Naw, we already kind of did that when we dropped his body on random innocent people." Mello pointed out. (The said innocent people were now rocking in the street nursing their deep mind scars.)
"Hmm..." Rokya scratched his head thoughtfully. "How 'bout we bring him back to life, and then kill him?"
"..." He was greeted by a deep silence.
"...what?"
"...that's not supposed to be possible..."
"I LIVE to do the impossible."
"Um..." The group of little kids paused, then brightened. "Okay then!!! That sounds fun!!!!!!"
Mark moaned and put his face in his hands. Charlie, how can you waste the Life Note like that??
Relax, Mark, Rokya replied carelessly. It's just one little name. I used the tiniest space possible.
Wait, you already did it??
Actually, no, to tell the truth. I'm still a virgin.
...
...
I DIDN'T MEAN THAT, CHARLIE. THANKS, NOW MY MIND IS REALLY DISTURBED NOW.
Glad to hear it!!
"Okay, people, let's get started again!!!" Rokya yelled and checked his watch. "And he will currently be rising in...5...4...3...2.............1!!!!!!!!!!!"
Mikami blinked, his thought groggy and confused. What had just happened? The last thing he saw was that keyblade thing from the Kingdom of Hearts game...and why was there a painful ache between his legs????
Mikami slowly looked up and saw that he was apparently alone.
"....what the hell happened?" The very confused man asked, starting to stand up but collapsed from the sudden pain in between his legs. "OWWW!!!! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO ME?????"
"We did." A very creepy voice giggled.
"Wh-what???" Mikami whirled around, only to see a golf cart driving toward him at full speed.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
PLLIIIITTTTT!!!!!!!
"Charlie, that is disgusting." Mark said weakly, holding his hand over his eyes before he would receive permanent mind scars.
Rokya bowed. "Thank you, thank you." He and Mello then proceeded to get out of the now horribly blood stained golf cart.
"How'd you get a golf cart, anyway?" One of the kids asked curiously.
Mello shrugged casually. "Stole it."
"...oh..."
"So, what next?" Rokya observed, poking Mikami's now "re"dead corpse with a cautious finger.
"I don't know, I'm kinda getting tired of this..."
"Yeah, me too..."
"Time to blow him up?" Yoshi asked hopefully.
Rokya grinned. "Enough of him left to blow him up, what d'ya think?"
"Alright!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Everyone cheered. Everyone, that is, except for Mark, Matt and Near, the former sighing unhappily, while the other two just keeping silent. Well, at least it would be over once they blew the body up...
Meanwhile...
"Er...Raito-kun?"
"Mm?" Raito's eyes were unusually blank-looking.
"...wanna go back to try and find Yomi and Ryuuzaki?" Kiyo asked tentatively.
"...mmm..." Raito said dimly.
"Raito-kun?"
"Mm?"
"Are you even listening to me?"
"...mmm..." Raito was actually in a perverted daydream involving himself and Kiyo. You didn't want to go further than that.
"...Raito-kun? You know, you sound really stupid when you keep saying 'mmm'..."
"Yeah..."
Kiyo was starting to get freaked out. "Oi, Raito-kun??
"..."
"Hey, Raito-kun, wake up!!!!" Kiyo was not liking the expression on Raito's face. Not at all.
Raito was really out of it. The Kira suspect looked in Kiyo's direction and liked what he saw. "mmm..."
"Okay, Raito-kun, snap out of it, seriously!!!!!!! Say something!!!!" Kiyo was now starting to get annoyed. He's gonna get another kick in the balls if he continues like this...
Raito smiled pervertedly, his eyes glazed. "You're so cute..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
Raito blinked. ...UH-OH...
"..."
"..."
"...Raito-kun?"
"Yes?"
"Have you accepted anything from Rokya lately?"
"Er...no...I..." Raito blushed. He was so stupid!!!
"..." Kiyo face-palmed, then turned around and started to drag Raito in a direction. "Come on, let's go find Ryuuzaki and Yomi."
"Er..."
"And let's just forget that that ever happened, OKAY?"
"Y-yeah..."
It was very awkward after that and neither of them spoke for a long time.
"Okay then. So the final decision is for us to drop Mikami's corpse fifty feet in the air from a helicopter, then for him to land on a pile of bombs, I mean, fireworks, which will immediately set off upon contact. Any questions?"
"Yes." Mark said wearily. "Is it bombs or fireworks that you're going to drop him on???"
"..." Rokya shrugged. "Both, I guess."
"...and just how much destruction will this cause?"
"Oh, don't worry!!" Rokya said cheerfully. "It'll only completely incinerate anything that's in a twenty five feet radius."
"..."
"..."
"...AREN'T WE IN THAT RANGE RIGHT NOW?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Nice observation, Mark."
Matt shrugged. "Whatever." Near nodded, feeling very bored.
"Relax, Mark. We'll get out as soon as they drop Mikami's body-" Rokya stopped, looking up at the sky. "Oh, look, the helicopter's already there. We better get out..."
"WWAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!" Poor Mark snapped and ran until he was a good forty feet away from the precarious pile of dynamite/fireworks. Near and Matt started walking very slowly, Matt still playing his gameboy. Rokya whistled a happy tune, his hands in his pockets. Mello rolled his eyes at Mark and started walking as well.
Meanwhile...
Kiyo and Raito managed to find L and Yomi after all, and the four were currently walking in a direction that would most likely lead them into the other five of their group. If it was just Mello and Rokya, they would have left, but there was Mark, and, L pointed out, he also needed to come home with at least one successor, so...yeah.
There was a notably tense atmosphere between the two girls and the two perverts. After several minutes, L looked at Raito and whispered in a very small voice, "What did you do?"
Raito scowled. "What did you do?"
"You first."
"No, you first."
The two geniuses had no idea that Kiyo and Yomi were having a telepathic conversation about what had happened to both of them.
...Wow. I guess I was lucky, then...
You were, Kiyo. You were.
L really is a pervert...
He is, he is.
Yeah....that sucks... Kiyo was about to say more when she spotted something in the sky. "Is that a helicopter?" She asked incredulously. The other three looked up.
"Apparently so." L put his thumb in his mouth thoughtfully. "I believe it is also Watari's."
"WHAT???"
"If it is, I doubt Watari's piloting it." Raito said, frowning. "Look at how it keeps swerving, they have no idea how to fly it. Is it Rokya-kun or Mello-kun?"
Kiyo frowned. "I wouldn't put it past Rokya to drive like that, but Rokya knows how to drive a helicopter."
"Yes," L agreed, still looking upwards. "Mello-kun knows how to as well...."
"I'm sure I'll probably sound like an idiot to you geniuses," Yomi stated, her hand shielding her eyes from the sun as she spoke, "but if it's not Rokya or Mello, then whos driving it?"
Meanwhile, just who was in the helicopter carrying Mikami's body? The little kids, of course!!!!!
"Wow, this is so fun!!!!!!!"
"We should try to do this again by ourselves!!!"
"Yeah!!!!!"
"Ooh, look!!!! Candy!!!!" One of them squealed eagerly. The helicopter practically burst into excitement.
"Candy?? Where????"
"I want, I want!!!!!!!!!!!!!:
"Holy shoots!!! There's so many!!!!!"
"Hey, let me have some!!"
"I want some too!!!!"
"Stop eating all of it, Yoshi!!!!!"
"I am not eating it all!!!"
"Well, stop eating most of it!!!!"
"But it's candy!!!!!!"
"Oh, hang on, aren't we supposed to drop the body now?"
"Oh yeah...we better do that, I wanna see him go boom!!!!!!!!"
"Yes, BOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Okay, someone help me push him out...."
The five year olds shoved Mikami's body out of the helicopter.
"Bye-bye." Yoshi said, waving cheerfully.
The kids then watched his body fall onto the explosives, contently eating candy.
For some miraculous, stupid reason, Matt, Near, Mello, and Rokya managed to get out of the twenty five feet range at their casual pace.
Mark stayed away as far as he possibly could, plugging his fingers into his ears.
"ROKYA WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE????????????????????!!!!!!"
Mark winced. If he could still hear that with his fingers in his ears, how would the explosion sound like?
Rokya perked up happily. "Oh, Yoko!! You guys came just in time!!!"
"Just in time for what?????" Kiyo demanded, panicked.
"Just in time for the five year olds in the helicopter to push Mikami's body onto a large pile of explosives-" "Fireworks!!" Rokya said hastily. "-which will set off and incinerate anything in a twenty five feet radius." Near explained monotonously.
"..."
"..."
"WHAT???"
"A twenty five feet radius? That is rather small, Mel-" L quickly stopped at the look on Yomi's face.
"And just WHY did you decide to do this??????"
Rokya shrugged. "Because I wanted to. Oh, yeah, and Mello, did you say wanted this?" The seventeen year old offered the said blond the bottle of the Magic Sealer.
"Yeah, thanks."
"What is that?" Raito asked, not sure if he really wanted to know.
Rokya shrugged uneasily. "...sooooomethiiinnnggggg....."
"That was a very ugly looking 'something' Rokya-kun."
"What the heck are you talking about, Ryuuzaki???"
"Nothing."
"Oh, here it comes!!!" Rokya said escatically, pointed to the small figure of Mikami's body descending on the huge pile of explosives.
"Oh god, this is too stupid." Kiyo said weakly, covering her eyes with a hand.
"Perhaps it would be wise to cover our ears." L offered as Mikami's body got closer.
"Oh, no, really, Ryuuzaki??"
"Why are so many of our sentences starting with 'oh'?" Rokya asked randomly.
"Just shut up, Rokya, no one wants to hear you." Kiyo retorted, plugging her ears and bracing herself for the explosion that was about to come.
"...that's mean."
"No one cares." Near said.
"...that's really mean."
"It would be wise for Rokya-kun to be quiet." L said in his regular monotone.
"Fine!!"
After thirty extremely tense seconds, Mikami's body finally hit the explosives.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To put it in a short way, it was like the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki in miniature with just as much noise.
"HOLY SHIZNITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"OWWWWW!!!! MY EARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"WHAT THE FUCK????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Well, that was impressive."
"ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOKYAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!!"
"I know, I'm awesome."
"That...was extremely loud..."
"My eardrums are now officially ruined, thanks, Rokya."
"You're welcome. OOOH!!!!!! PRETTY FIREWORKS!!!!!!!"
"Crazy nutty asshole."
"Hey, I heard that!!!!!!!"
"Good."
Mark just gaped wordlessly, falling to his knees as his legs could no longer support him.
Near glanced at the completely bare ground in a neat, fifty feet wide circle, then shrugged and brushed ashes off from his shirt.
L sighed. "You are both going to be in so much trouble."
"I should think so!!!!!!!!" Raito said hysterically, severely shaken. "Do you have any idea how much damage you both caused?????????????!!!!!!!!"
"Not for the damage." the detective said carelessly. "Watari can take care of that. But Mello-kun and Rokya-kun let the children ride the helicopter!!!!!!!"
"You do have a point.." Raito began. "They could have been killed-"
"Yes, but that's just part of the reason!!!!" L snapped, beginning to lose patience.
"Then what's the other part?????" Yomi demanded, her voice starting to crack. Meanwhile, a very shaken Kiyo started to fall down, shocked into silence. Yomi was too busy yelling at L to notice.
L pointed irritably to the now landed helicopter, Yoshi and the other children running toward their parents. "They took all of my candy in there."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"...THAT'S THE ONLY REASON??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Even Near winced slightly at Yomi's voice.
Raito spotted Kiyo and started toward her with the intention of carrying her bridal style, but fortunately for Kiyo, Rokya got to her first and lifted her up onto his back.
"That one really shocked you, didn't it?"
Kiyo glared at the back of Rokya's head, as if she could burn a hole if she stared long enough. "If I cannot hear anything tomorrow, or if all of my hair has turned white, I will kill you."
"What if your hair just turns gray?" Rokya asked hopefully.
"Either way, I'll kill you tomorrow."
"Alright then." Rokya said cheerfully.
Behind them, Raito had turned black and white with depression, just like anime shows such as OHSHC. "Dooshite...."
While all of this was happening, Yomi and L were still arguing.
"What kind of person actually values candy over little kids' lives???????"
"I do not value candy over the safety of young children, Yomi-chan. I am just upset that they ate all of my candy in the helicopter."
"Who cares about candy besides YOU???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"..." L thought for a bit. "Rokya-kun, Mello-"
"THOSE TWO DON'T COUNT RYUUZAKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Yomi-chan should not sound so upset. I would have been angrier if the children had died or had an accident-"
"IT'S NOT JUST THE CHILDREN EITHER!!!!!! YOU CARE MORE ABOUT CANDY THAN THAT EXPLOSION??????????????????" Yomi yelled furiously, pointing to the newly made gigantic circle.
"..." L hissed angrily.
"WHAT??"
"I thought Yomi-chan would learn what would happen when she got angry."
"What are you talking about???" Yomi asked, confused.
"Like I said before, Yomi-chan is very cute when she is angry and it is, as Rokya-kun would put it, 'turning me on'."
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT????????????????????????!!!!!!!!" Yomi took a five feet leap back from the insomniac. "YOU PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
L glared back at her. "It is Yomi-chan's fault for being far too cute for her own good. Now calm down or I will most likely go mad with lust and tackle you to the ground."
"ILL!!!!!!! YOU SICKO!!!!! STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!" Enraged, Yomi kicked L in the stomach.
While all of this was going on, Mello had been looking at the sealer bottle in his hand and then at L and Yomi. A very evil plan was forming in his mind...
"I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!"
L groaned loudly. "Yomi-chan should stop now if she does not want to ge-WHAT IS MELLO-KUN DOING????????!!!!!!!!"
Melo giggled, managing to drip some liquid right onto L's crotch area.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??????" The detective demanded, starting to lose it.
Mello smiled. "But you'll enjoy it."
"HUH???????"
His successor grabbed Yomi's wrist. "LET GO OF M-" In an instant, Mello pressed Yomi's hand onto L's crotch.
"..."
"..."
It took several seconds for both of them to realize the situation.
"..."
"..."
Then Yomi flipped out. "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
L's face flushed as the detective choked. "A-ah-"
"OHMYFUCKINGGODSOMEONEHELPME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Yomi desperately tried to pull her hand off, but it was stuck fast. "CHARLIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Rokya turned around, an eyebrow raised, but surprisingly, even the seventeen year old was shocked by the situaion. Kiyo was way too shocked to get anymore shocked.
"WHAT THE FUCK??????!!!!!!!!"
"A-ah...okay, you two, hang in there," Still shocked, Rokya switched Kiyo's weight to his left arm, and pulled out a chainsaw with the other. "This thing can separate you guys-"
"Y-you're g-going t-to c-cut Y-Yo-Yomi's ha-hand o-of-off!!!!!" L stuttered, his face getting increasingly red as pleasure shot through him.
"AAAAGGH!!!!!!!!!!! CUTMYHANDOFFIFYOUHAVETO!!!!!!!!!!!"
Rokya rolled his eyes. "Just take off your pants!!!! Her hand's only glued to the pants, right?"
"B-b-b-b-b-b-but..."
"Ryuuzaki, listen, a bomb just went off several minutes ago, no one's gonna care if you're just in your boxers-"
"JUSTGETITOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
L hastily got out of his pants, revealing mercifully not short boxers.
Yomi sighed in relief. The horrible sick torture was done!!!!! She would be scarred forever, but at least it STOPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Okay, Yomi, now hold still." Rokya neatly severed the thin layer of glue between her hand and the jean fabric that the liquid had formed.
Yomi collapsed. "...."
"Oh well." Rokya put his chainsaw back in his pocket and shifted Kiyo's weight again. "That was very interesting, wasn't it?"
"Just shut up already." Kiyo muttered wearily. "Oh, and is Mark okay?"
"F-f-f-fine..." A weak voice answered.
Matt shrugged. "As long as I'm able to play my video games, I'm fine with anything that happens." The redhead said as he helped Mark up.
"Yes, we know that, Matt."
"Urgh...." Kiyo groaned and buried her head into the back of Rokya's hair. "I'm never doing that again...this was one freaky day..."
"Yes it was." Rokya agreed happily. "But we still didn't have that singing contest, Yoko. Yoko?"
"Mmm..." Kiyo wrapped her arms around Rokya's neck and started to doze off.
"You know that it's dangerous to fall asleep on my back, right?"
"Too tired...doesn't matter...." Kiyo yawned into Rokya's hair.
"Er...okay..." Rokya said, feeling slightly uncomfortable for some reason unknown to him. "Yoko...are you that tired?"
"Yes...."
"That is understandable." Near commented as Matt continued to support an equally fatigued Mark. Behind them, Yomi and L were now both furiously yelling at Mello.
"Rokya?"
"Yoko?"
"I feel...like we've forgotten something..."
"Oh, I usually just ignore that feeling, and then it'll go away." Rokya said unhelpfully, trying to figure out why his stomach felt so queasy.
Sometimes geniuses, even geniuses like Rokya, become blind to even the simplest of things.
"...Hello? Where'd everyone go????" Raito asked incredulously, whipping his head from side to side frantically.
Had he...just been forgotten???
OOOOOOHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do I sense some of the infamous love triangles here??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To tell the truth, I really suck at any kind of romance....so yeah... Anyway, if you ever want to find out what happens next between L/Yomi and Raito/Kiyo/ROKYA???????? you must REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just kidding. XD
TO BE CONTINUED...
