A/N: GOOD NIGHT MY PRETTIES~! XDD AND GOOD MORNING TO THOSE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE US/ and or THE WORLD~ =D
Misty,
Ah, hello. I see that you're writing letters now so I thought I would be polite and write in as well. Not that I don't mind, communicating with Alfred's states and all- wait, that sounds rude. Forget I said that, dear. Um, yes. Oh god, I'm changing the subject before I make things worse...
Misty! Ah ha ha ha! *nervous laugh* It's very nice to be writing you, pet. How have you been? Hopefully, your father hasn't been harassing you or annoying you, because I'll quickly go tell him off if he is.
...okay, I'll get to the point. Are you going out with that foul Frenchman? At the meetings these days, he brags and...if you are, I don't approve! He is a bloody wanker, excuse my language my dear. You'd be best off staying away from him! Trust me, I know. *shudders*
I've been worried about you, pet. Living with Alfred and seeing the French bastard is not a healthy combination. I'll pay for any therapy you need.
Sincerely,
Arthur
Dear Mom,
Hello~ I haven't talked to you since the… er… Civil War… But anyway~ I don't mind, didn't sound rude to me! =3 You are simply stating the truth.
I've been fine~ ^ ^ I've got a terrible heat wave over here but it just rained = D … after two weeks… No, just the opposite actually… he just kind of ignores me. Then only visits when I'm unwell… how could he forget my birthday two years in a row TT o TT~? B-But he came over for tea ^ ^!
… And ended up shooting at Mr. Russia… (remind me to never put them in the same room together, like, never…)
Yes unfortunately, Kentucky kidnapped my dearest Francesca… (my pocket knife from my more… violent days~) Believe me when I say I wouldn't go on a date with that French Bastard willingly. No, it is alright, even my tongue slips at times when talking about that… that... frog. So does that mean you two aren't an item~? *entire being lights up* Yay~ that means I can set you up with dad without any annoyances/ and or guilty conscience~! And DEAR LORD he's been bragging! O . o… Oh well, it's his funeral, because dad's going to get pissed~! Ah! Has he started shooting yet~? ^ ^
Nope. If anyone's going to corrupt me Kansas says that it would be Russia, Belarus, and Alaska~ they are really nice! Ms. Belarus plays games with me and her knives~ Mr. Russia asks me to 'become one' (…?) and smiles ALL the time ^ ^, and Alaska is always asking for me to "Marry me dear sister…". They all have an odd aura but I really don't mind~ =3 … Although for some reason my body reactions on my own, and I get shivers whenever I'm around them~ I wonder why that is…
… Why would Kansas say that I'm denser than dad~?
With a Smile~
Misty M. Jones
A/N: HURRAY WE GOT AN ARTIE!… Now if only we could get an America…
