Chapter 49-Welcome to Sector Z, May I Take Your Order?

Samus: What kind of name is that? Are you some kind of retard Ty?

Ty: Ever since you authored that one chapter, you've gone crazy about becoming the author. Why?

Samus: Being able to control everything is a great experience. (A compartment in Samus's suit opened up, revealing a Smash Ball) Zero Laser!

Ty: Omigod run! (The laser caught Ty mid-run and blasted him through the wall)

Mewtwo: I'm glad that wasn't directed at me.

Bowser: She's going mad with power! We have to stop her!

Meta Knight: Bowser's right. At this rate, Samus will take over every story there is. I don't want to go to the library and listen to them recommend Sisterhood of the Traveling Zero Suit.

Pikachu: I really want to stop her now.

Falco: Mmhm.

Roy: I like cheesetoast!
Falco: Of course you do. But before we fight against Samus and her giant army, we should…

Mewtwo: Army? What are you talking about?

Falco: That one. (Falco pointed behind him to the giant army of every bad guy mentioned in this story. Samus sat in a velvet throne inside a giant castle while wearing a dark blue dress)

Mewtwo: Oh crap.

Falco: Exactly. We're going to need some help if we want to beat all of them and Samus. (The Dark Master appeared next to them)

DM: I'm going to help you guys. Samus took everything I have from me, including my castle and all my subordinates.

Bowser: We're going to need Master and Crazy Hand to help us. Who else?

Pikachu: Mario, Kirby, Snake, Ganon, Falcon, DK, Pit, Wario, Luigi, and Ness will be able to help us.

Roy: So will Joe, Luffy, Naruto, Sonic, Bomberman, K. Rool, Bass, Crypto, Xemnas, Deoxys, and Ridley.

Meta Knight: Not to mention Bowser Jr., Waluigi, Vaati, Ike, Zero, Renji, Gaara, and Riku.

Mewtwo: So counting the seven of us, we'll have 38 people to fight against Samus and her army.

DM: Let me bring them here. (DM snapped his fingers and all the Smashers mentioned appeared next to them.)

Bowser Jr: What are we doing here?!

Naruto: And what's with the bad guys?!

Falco: Long story short, Samus went crazy so we brought you all here to help us defeat her.

Ridley: Thanks for bringing me then. I'm gonna kick her sorry butt all the way to Subspace!

Mewtwo: Of course you will. Okay guys, Snake, Falcon, Pit, Naruto, and Sonic, you will go take reconnaissance inside the castle. The rest of us will take care of all these guys. Who's with me?

Everyone: Us! (The Smashers charged into the battlefield, ready to take Samus off her throne.)


The Smashers looked out the front of the ship and stared at the flaming Z they were heading toward. "So do you think Wolf is on Sector Z Falco?"

"Wolf is never that obvious. Sector Z is the best place to check first though." Falco tapped the top of his Arwing impatiently. Everyone sat in there seats lazily until a voice rang through the Nebula and the Halberd.

"Former members of my Subspace army, rejoice and become who you once were."

"Did you hear that Meta Knight?" Falco looked at the monitor where Meta Knight's face was.

"Yes, and it was an odd yet familiar voice. …Falco, where are Mewtwo and Bowser?!"

"They're in the room with us. Why are you yelling?"

"Get Roy, Pikachu, Jake, Prime and yourself out of there! That was the voice of the Ancient Minister! They're going to attack…" The screen went fuzzy, "Oh no. Activating docking sequence!" The Halberd floated toward Nebula.

"What are you doing Bowser?!" Bowser ripped his claws out the monitor, showing the ripped cords and wires wrapped around them. Falco caught a quick glimpse of Bowser's eyes. They were darker than the space they were floating in.

"Come on bird boy!" Bowser roared menacingly. "Are you to chicken to fight me like a man!" Falco dodged a swipe from Bowser's massive claws. Falco noticed Mewtwo fighting Roy and Pikachu.

"Guys! Where's Jake and Prime?!"

"They're helping Meta Knight connect our ships so we can escape!" Pikachu sidestepped a Shadow Ball aimed at his head. "I can't beat Mewtwo by myself Roy! None of my attacks are useful against psychic types!"

"And that's why you're weak! Sand Tomb!" A whirlpool of sand swirled around Pikachu and made him sink into the floor. "Those who deny my rule shall be eradicated and all humans who fail to bow to my will shall be eliminated!" Mewtwo raised his arm and waved it around in the air. Roy and Pikachu floated above the floor of the Halberd and repeatedly smacked them against the ship.

"We have to get out of here now!" Falco rolled away from Bowser's stomping foot and pulled out his blaster. Falco paralyzed the renegade Smashers and ran with the others, through a tunnel, and into the Halberd. "Close the docking hatch Meta Knight!"

"Already on it!" Meta Knight pressed a button and the tunnel retracted back into the Halberd. "All engines running! We're heading straight to Sector Z guys!" The thrusters kicked on and blasted forward. "Everything is running smoothly. We should be in Sector Z in a matter of minutes."

"That's good and all but what in the world just happened?! Why did Mewtwo and Bowser attack us like that?!"

"I'm not entirely sure myself. As soon as I heard the Minister's voice I saw something, something bad."

Pikachu, Roy, Jake, and Prime walked over to Falco. "What did you see Meta Knight? It might be useful to our mission."

"I remember standing in the Halberd, the Minister floating in front of me with Bowser, Mewtwo, Ganon, Wolf, Ridley, and many other villains standing around him. I think…I think it was some kind of recruitment."

"What else happened?"

"The scene turned white and I saw myself running through a horde of Primids, swiping them down. In front of him was the Halberd, flying away. I'm not sure what it means but it was very odd." The ship soon landed on Sector Z.

"What in the world?" Falco ran outside and inspected the large pile of bones. "These is the remains of a Loch Beast and they have scars on them. It's near impossible to kill one by normal means, you need a ship to kill one of these." Falco leapt back in shock when the bones retracted into the ground. Out of the sand sprang a pale man with white hair and bones protruding from his flesh.

"The bones of such a large creature are useful to me. They help the power of my bones grow and end my sickness." A large bone sprang from the ground and spiked Pikachu through the air.

"Pikachu!"

"I am Kimimaro, last member of the Sound Four and the Kazuya clan." Another body rose from the sand. It was the corpse of General Scales. "Mewtwo may have beaten me last time but you all won't fair as easily, and the Dark Master let me borrow Scales from the World of Darkness and he really wants to fight you again tiny knight."

"Roar! The Master may have sentenced me to the World of Darkness but I have found new strength!" Scales arm fell off. Meta Knight appeared behind him and sheathed his sword.

"I have gained strength since our fight to. I will beat you this time Scales. Falco, Roy, Jake, Prime, get Pikachu and hurry. Go find Wolf and beat him down.

They started to run, but Roy stopped midway. "I'm not leaving you to fight these guys by yourself! You can't get rid of me that easily."

"I learned that a long time ago. You take Kimimaro, I'll take the rotting piece of crap."

"Rotting crap!" Scales laughed as he bent over and grabbed his torn off arm. Scales smirked as he reattached it. "I am a zombie now! You can't possibly kill me!"

"I can still try! Zeroku, rise!" Zeroku separated into many pieces, and then shot back at each other. Now Zeroku was in the shape of a two-edged scythe. "Ready?"

"Always!" Scales pulled out his staff and sword. Scales ran at high speeds across the sand and struck Meta Knight. Meta Knight spun around and stabbed Zeroku into the sand. "Rampage!" Scales went crazy as he swung his weapons through the air.

"Moon Sickle!" Meta Knight separated his weapon into two and started to spin. Meta Knight revolved with extreme speed and zipped forward. The weapons collided and clashed repeatedly.

Scales flipped back and aimed his staff at Meta Knight. "Dino Flare!" A fireball shot out of the emerald in Scales staff and flew straight Meta Knight. Meta Knight tossed his scythes up and pulled his mask off. The fire disappeared into Meta Knight's mouth as he put his mask on and grabbed his scythes. "What did you do?"

"A while back, I embraced my old abilities so I can unleash them full fold." Meta Knight hovered in the air. "Burning tackle!" Meta Knight was lit aflame as he shot at Scales. Scales stepped aside to dodge but Meta Knight steered through Scales and burnt a hole through his waist.

Scales smirked and glared at Meta Knight. "Are you done?" Scales pointed his staff into the air and dark lightning struck it. "Prepare for your destruction."

"Flare Blade!" Roy struck the bones flying at him, sending them flying away. "Dark Swamp Jutsu!" The sand around Kimimaro turned into water, causing him to sink.

"So you know the abilities of the ninja. How well can you use them though? Bone Platform." A large bone pushed Kimimaro out of the swamp.

"Well enough to be able to do this!" Roy began to run across the sand. Roy then landed on the water and kept running. "Earth Style: Ground Split!" Roy stopped in front of the bone, pulled his hand back, and poked two fingers onto the bone. Kimimaro jumped up as the bone and 50 meters of the ground split in half. Roy pulled a green card. "Insect Whistle!" A green whistle with a picture of a fly on it appeared and landed in Roy's hand. "Arise desert scorpions!" Roy closed his eyes as he played a song on his whistle. Hundreds of scorpions rose from the sand. "Attack!"

"You think insects will be able to defeat me. Bone Creature." The Loch beast bones reappeared and connected to each other. "Destroy the scorpions." Loch roared and swiped at the scorpions. In a matter of minutes, the bones were covered in scorpions.

"What should I do now? A) Run away, B) Call off the scorpions, or C) Have them instantaneously combust? A is appealing right now, but I'll go with C."

"What are you talking about? How can you make these natural creatures explode?"

"Natural? Who said these scorpions were natural?" Roy smirked and pulled out the Insect Whistle card. "You just made a big mistake." One by one, the scorpions crawling on the Loch beast exploded until the remains disintegrated.

"I must admit, you outsmarted me for a bit, but by destroying my creature of bones, you have made a grave mistake."

"Raptor Thunder!" Scales shot a large blast of lightning at Meta Knight. Meta Knight jumped up to dodge and hit Scales with a Blizzaga. Scales' body froze over.

"Not so tough now. Graviga!" Meta Knight created a large black ball above Scales and dropped it on him. The ice was crushed, along with Scales.

"I won't be beaten so easily!" Scales got out of the sand and rushed at Meta Knight.

"Stopaga!" Meta Knight froze Scales mid-dash. "Arc Arcanum!" Meta Knight disappeared as hundreds of flashes appeared around Scales body. Meta Knight reappeared in front of Scales, his back turned. Scales body split into pieces and bounced around on the ground.

"That's enough!" Scales body reconnected itself. "Terra Blizzard!" Scales spun his staff through the air and stabbed it into the ground. The sand froze over and massive chunks of ice sprang out of the ground. "How do you like the Ice Age?" Kimimaro landed next to Scales. "What do you want ninja boy?"

"Meta Knight has cut you to pieces three times now. If we want to win, we must fight them together. My bones and your magic will easily overcome them."

"Nice point. I'm in."

Roy ran up to Meta Knight and unsheathed his Fire and Water sword. "Ready Meta Knight." Meta Knight nodded his head/body. "Summoning Jutsu!" Roy bit his thumb and spread his blood on the ice. "Ice Soldier!" The ice mass next to Roy broke to pieces, revealing an ice sculpture in the shape of a knight. "…" A cold breeze blew through the middle of the four fighters. "Move dangit!" Roy took a deep breath and blew fire all over the ice. Soon the ice was completely melted and the sand turned into mud.

"Thanks Roy, you made the ground harder to move across." Meta Knight pulled his foot out of the mud.

"I'm use to this sort of thing." Scales ran across the mud and struck Meta Knight with his staff. "I beat you before little one! Do you still think you can win?"

"Of course." Meta Knight made a gulping noise and the fiery headband was replaced with a blue band. "But do you think you can?"

"You still doubt my strength?" Scales growled. "Come forth my zombie dinosaurs! Show this whelp my power!" Once again, creatures rose from the ground, these ones in the shape of Sharpclaw zombies. "Let me shake them up a bit for you first. Shockwave Roar!" Scales roared his loudest roar yet, causing the ground to shake. "Attack!"

"They'll never get past that line." A large gash appeared in the mud in the middle of the fighters. "Come on."

"Charge!" The zombies ran forward, closing the gap between them.

"Earth Style: Wild Vine!" Two large vines sprang out of the mud.

"I'm sorry to have to say this but you're zombies are about to get ripped to shreds Scales." Kimimaro started sinking into the ground. "You're on your own for a bit."

"No overgrown weeds are going to be able to defeat my zombie army! Never underestimate General Scales! Full speed ahead boys!"

"I think these kind of fights are better than the ones in the Smash tournaments. Much more fun and I can be a lot more…destructive." The vines shot downwards and spiked the soldiers. The vines then wrapped around the Sharpclaws and squeezed them to pieces.

"Let me handle the rest Roy." Meta Knight raised his fist in front of his face as it gleamed under the light of the three suns. "Shrapnel Fist!" Meta Knight punched the air and right before everyone's eyes. The soldiers dropped to pieces. "You're next."

"Bone Fury." The mud below Meta Knight and Roy rumbled as bones shot out of mud. Kimimaro rose out of the ground. "Bone Forest." Kimimaro stabbed a bone into the ground. Hundreds of giant bones now decorated the area. "They're good as dead now Scales." Kimimaro grimaced and fell to the ground of the circular bone he was standing on, a large cut now on his shoulder. "What…just happened?" Meta Knight and Roy jumped onto the points of the bones a few meters away.

"I can make the air around me sharp as a knife using the powers of the Dice-Dice fruit I ate. I can turn my body into sharp steel."

"Come on Kimimaro! Be a man and show no mercy! Are you some kind of wimp of something?" Scales continued mocking Kimimaro until a bone pierced his undead heart. Scales fell to the ground, gasping.

"Shut up! All you do is yell and complain about everything! I should kill you now while you kneel before me!" Kimimaro raised his bone sword in the air. Before he could end Scales, a thunderbolt struck Scales and exploded, sending Scales flying away in hundreds of pieces. Kimimaro let out a short breath of air. "You killed him before I could. I guess I must finish this myself. Cursed Seal, Level Two." Bones shot out of Kimimaro's back and his pale complexion turned a darker.

"Should we be scared Meta Knight?"

"I think you should." Roy and Meta Knight flinched. Kimimaro stood behind them and was holding his swords right next to their necks. "Make one false move and you both die. Drop your weapons." The Smashers swords fell through the bone forest and clanged all the way down. "How would you like me to proceed?"

"Let the redhead go on his merry way so he doesn't die before he gets married." Roy whimpered as the sword touched his neck. "Or if you feel like killing us, kill the marshmallow first. I'm to young to die!"

"Roy. Stop kissing up to the bad guy."

"I can just kill you both right now, how does that sound?" Roy whimpered some more.

"I think that sounds great but there's a slight problem first." Meta Knight slipped from Kimimaro's grip and roundhouse kicked his face. Meta Knight raised his arm, bringing all of their swords back to them. "Roy, break down all the bones!"

"Alright!" Roy jumped off his bone, landed on a different one, and ran down.

"Okay Kimimaro. Let's see which one of us is the better swordfighter." Meta Knight pulled off his cape. "Any last words?"

"Let's begin." Kimimaro got into a samurai stance. "Bone Cage." The tip of the bone Meta Knight was standing on turned into a cage, entrapping him.

"Meta Tornado!" Meta Knight spun around, cutting the cage to pieces. "Strike Raid!" Meta Knight tossed his swords at Kimimaro, who knocked them back.

"You'll have to do better than that." The bone Kimimaro stood on cracked and fell to pieces. Kimimaro jumped from bone to bone, each one breaking to pieces at mere touch. Something blasted Kimimaro, sending him spiraling. Meta Knight looked up and saw Roy holding on to his air sword. "I've had enough of both of you. Ultimate Bone Jutsu: Bone Shrapnel." The remaining bones shattered and the pieces flew through the air.

"Let me finish this guy, Meta Knight." Roy held his sword to his face as the three of them fell toward the ground. "Typhoon!" The bone pieces spun around and headed toward Kimimaro. Due to Kimimaro's inability to fly, the shrapnel typhoon caught him and proceeded to shred his skin. "Boom." The air around Kimimaro exploded and when the smoke cleared, they could see him falling to the ground.

"Roy, he's still alive! Do something!"

"Already on it!" Roy pulled out his Lightning sword and tossed it to the ground. "Lightning!" The clouds above them turned black and shot three lightning bolts at the sword. The three bolts zapped Kimimaro, causing black smoke to flow from his body. "Finisher! Thunder Volt!" A large blast of lightning shot out of the cloud and enveloped Kimimaro. Kimimaro landed on the ground and helplessly bounced across it. Roy and Meta Knight landed on the ground and immediately began running.

"We have to catch up with the others! I hope you can catch up Roy!" Meta Knight ran ahead, leaving Roy in the dust.

"Stupid armor!" Roy ran as fast as he could under the weight of his armor.


Snake: Air Unit, how are you doing?

Pit: I'm above the castle right now; I should be landing in a second. Wait! They're firing at me! Guys, I've been hit! Bzzt

Snake: Pit? Pit! We lost him. What about you Speed Unit?

Sonic: A guy with candy and presents in his pants captured us.

Naruto: There are Heartless patrolling our cell.

Falcon: No way! We have to Falcon Save them!

Snake: What did you say?

Falcon: Maybe we can get to them if we use the Falcon Door!

Snake: Snaaaaaaake…PUNCH! (Snake punched Falcon)

Falcon: Falcon Scream! Aaaaahhhhh!

Snake: Ty, Mewtwo, Falcon's gone crazy, and the others have been…

Falcon: Falcon Captured!

Snake: If someone doesn't kill him soon, I might have to shoot him with my…

Falcon: Falcon Gun!

Snake: My god, shut up!

Ty: Sorry Snake, you're with him on this one. We're still fighting these guys. Oh my goodness, a candy pants guy is shooting me! Gotta go! (The radio turned off. Ty pulled out two lightsabers and stabbed Poppant)

Mewtwo: Are those the only weapons you have?

Ty: Of course not. I just like using these more. (The lightsabers turned into machine guns) Say hello to my little friends! (Ty unleashed heck onto the enemies)

Crazy Hand: Everybody mambo! (Crazy Hand created a disco ball and danced along with the Heartless and Primid surrounding him)

Master Hand: Will we be able to defeat Samus and her army? Will Snake be able to stand Captain Falcon enough to save Sonic, Naruto, and Pit? Will Ty bust out even more awesome weapons? Find out next chapter of The Adventure of Six!