Gravity Falls: Bloopers - A Gravity Falls Fanfiction...
A/N - Well here is chapter fifty-four and part three! Thanks so much for all the reviews from last chapter you guys are AMAZING!:) As normal I do not own anything from Gravity Falls it all belongs to Alex Hirsch. I really hope you ENJOY this chapter!:) On with the bloopers!:)
Chapter 54
The Land Before Swine Part 3
"Guys we need a plan to get out of here!" Dipper exclaimed in panic as he waved his hands back and forth.
"Okay; okay; how about Mabel makes a big toss to him and we'll use Soos as a human sacrifice!?" Stan asked as Dipper sent him a look.
"I like it!" Soos exclaimed as he realized what he said. "Wait what!?" Soos cried out as Dipper and Mabel laughed. "Why me!?" Soos asked again.
"Because if you just be yourself; he'll think your family." Stan said as Dipper and Mabel laughed even more.
"OH COME ON!" Soos yelled as Stan joined in with himself laughing as well.
"AND CUT!" The director yelled as everyone continued to laugh.
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"Wait did you hear that!?" Mabel asked as everyone continued to argue with each other; she looked over and saw Waddles. "WADDLES!" Mabel yelled.
"Are you nuts!?" Stan asked as Mabel ran across the old broken rail road tracks to where Waddles was.
"OH IS SOMEONE SPEAKING!? CAUSE I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING!" Mabel yelled as she went to run only to miss a step and fall off the rail roads.
"ACTRESS DOWN!" Dipper yelled as he and Stan laughed.
"CUT!" The director yelled with worry. "Is Mabel alright!?" The director asked with panic.
"She's all good dudes." Soos said as he helped Mabel stand up.
"Now I know how Dipper feels when he's too caught up in the moment." Mabel said as she and Soos laughed.
"We're gonna be here all day.; aren't we?" The director asked as Dipper and Stan nodded.
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"Ugh!" Stan exclaimed when he sat up in the puddle of mud from the long fall and looked over at Waddles. "Yeah you would enjoy it." Stan said.
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" Mabel yelled from off set as she and Dipper laughed.
"CUT!" The director yelled with a frown. "Once scene that's all I ask..." The director added as he looked up.
"I don't think you're gonna get it." Dipper said as he and Mabel laughed even more.
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"Guys we got to save them!" Mabel exclaimed while holding up Stan's fez.
"McGucket do you have an invention that can distract the pterodactyl?" Dipper asked with wounder.
"Do I?" McGucket asked as he began to look in his hat. "No!" McGucket said as Dipper sent him a look.
"CUT!" The director yelled with happiness. "Great job guys!" The director added with a smile as he saw the looks on everyone's face.
"You left the...lens on again..." Dipper said as the director smacked his for head and took the lens cap off.
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"What do we do? What do we do!?" Dipper asked in panic as he, Soos, and Mabel all backed up to the edge of the nest.
"We have to get in a straight line." Soos said as Dipper and Mabel gave him confused looks.
"What?" Dipper asked with confusion as he looked at Soos.
"Turns out their eyes are so far apart if you stand right in front of it; they can't see you." Soos said with a smile.
"Soos you've been wrong about stuff all day how can we - " Dipper began only to wave his arms up and knock his hat off his head.
"CUT!" The director yelled as Soos and Mabel laughed.
"My hat! Where's my hat!?" Dipper exclaimed with panic and worry.
"It's right here dude..." Soos said as he held Dipper's hat in front of him.
"Oh. My bad." Dipper said as Mabel laughed.
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"Is that...?" Dipper began as the kids all turned and looked to see Stan fighting the pterodactyl.
"STAN!?" Mabel ask/yelled in excitement. "Waddles!" Mabel exclaimed with happiness.
"He's punching him in the face!" Dipper exclaimed with excitement.
"Here's your pig kiddo." Stan said as he made Waddles wave to her.
"Waddles!" Mabel exclaimed with a smile. "You save him for me!" Mabel added.
"Yeah...Ow!" Stan cried as he stabbed himself in the glasses with his hat.
"CUT!" The director yelled as Dipper and Soos groaned. "Why Stan why?" The director asked as Stan shrugged.
"Stuff happens." Stan said with a laugh.
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"That's kind of sappy." Mabel said with a smirk on her face.
"What!?" Stan asked with a look. "That's how I feel!" Stan exclaimed with a smile.
"No I mean..." Mabel began only to be interrupted.
"Oh yeah." Stan said as he moved his hand off the tree "Got ya!" Stan yelled as he rubbed his hand on Mabel's face.
"AH!" Mabel yelled as Stan laughed; the two tried to pull apart but couldn't; so they screamed.
"CUT!" The director yelled when he noticed they didn't stops screaming. "What happened now?" The director asked with worry.
"Were really stuck together!" Stan exclaimed as Soos and Dipper laughed.
"FAIL!" Dipper yelled with a smile.
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"Check it out that thing destroyed my vest." Dipper said as he found a tooth inside the hole. "Soos check it out!" Dipper exclaimed with a smile.
"A real dinosaur tooth; that's awesome!" Soos exclaimed with happiness as well.
"Not as awesome as you saving us back there; pterodactyl bros?" Dipper asked as he held his fist up.
"Pterodactyl bros!" Soos exclaimed as he and Dipper went to bump fist only to miss and hit one another.
"FAIL!" Stan yelled from the back seat of the truck.
"OH COME ON!" Dipper yelled as they all laughed.
A/N - Lol :) Thanks for reading and please REVIEW!:) Chapter fity-five and Dreamscapers coming soon!:) - DisneyChannelLover
P.S - Do not foget about the Gravity Falls shorts coming October 14th 2013 :)
P.S.S - I don't think you should wait; I think you should Speak Now!
