FourMuncketeers: Missed us? Hey we have a little campaign going on. Our friends at After Elton are backing us up but we wanted to share it with you guys first. Interested in helping us? *Blaine puppy eyes gif* Stay tuned for video.
WHA-HOW-WHAT?
What are you crazy people up to now?
We're a part of it? You need out help? *leave my at my last resting place*
*I am in a glass case of emotion* Wait, we're participating in something? I don't know what it is and I don't care if it's illegal I don't mind going back to jail. COUNT ME IN!
FourMunchketeers: *attaches video*
Video is showing Kurt on the sofa, zoomed in. "Hello there fellas. So, we have a little plea for you. When I say we I mean ALL of us". This is where camera zooms out, showing Blaine and Luke on Kurt's each side, James, Oliver and Sean next to them, all of them were waving like idiots. "You know how we joke all the time and basically our lives are one big hilarious mess. And you guys know this cause well, these four morons, " he smiled at his friends, "keep our lives like an open book. You also know both Luke and I are adopted. And orphanage where we lived might get shut down if we don't do something about it and fast. All those kids that have no where to go might actually end up on the street if we don't do something about it. So, we came up with an idea" he beamed.
"We're hosting a charity auction" Blaine joined in, smiling. "A very special auction" he grinned.
"You see, we know you guys are just as batshit crazy as we are." Luke offered. "So, we are willing to be crazier than ever in order to save our orphanage"
"Hence the auction. For next 48 hours you guys can go to our blog and vote on things you might want to bid for. It can be anything from a piece of clothing we wore to some event, or movie props we got or signed crap and such and such." Oliver explained with a smile.
"For example, I am putting my Keeper's gloves on auction. I got them and they were mine but hey, it's all for a good cause" Sean said.
"We already have ideas on what to put on auction. So you guys just log in, be creative and we see what happens." James chimed in.
"But that's not the best part." Kurt beamed at the screen. "Since this is a charity thing, come on guys it's for the kids, if you join us and bid on items, even if you're not the final buyer, you name goes into the box" he said and turned to Luke. "Luke, show them the box" he pushed at Luke's shoulder.
The boy got up and picked a plain cardboard box that had "Names of crazy people who bid on our crap to keep kids safe"
"If you bid on the auction and if you wish so, we can put your name in the box. Once the auction is closed, we each pick one name from the box, all six of us, and we take your crazy ass to diner!" Luke smiled.
"Say your name is Sarah and I pick your name from the box, if you wish so, I take you to diner and dancing cause you are the sweetest little thing who gave her money to a good cause" Blaine said giddily.
"And that's not all. For every dollar you guys raise, we will give one of our own." James chippered.
"At the end of the auction, we take the total you guys raised and we donate the same amount of money" Oliver joined his twin brother.
"So don't hesitate to ask for Kurt's underwear that he had on the first time Blaine and he had sex" Sean beamed and earned himself a smack on the back of the head but otherwise ignored Kurt completely.
"Please don't ask for that" Blaine pushed his face into the camera.
"But that's not all. Three are two special things we're bidding. The person who wins that item will have the honor to be scared for life. Cause what you're bidding is a weekend here, in Casa de Locos, with us" Luke said.
"That's right. You get an entire weekend with us since that happens to be one thing that bugs you guys a lot. "What the hell is going on in that house of yours?" is a question you ask all the time. Win the auction and find out."Sean winked.
"And one more thing you're bidding on will be these two handsome devils" Kurt got up and walked over to the love seat, camera following him. He flopped in between Tom and Ian who respectively looked like they were trying not to burst out laughing. "In case you lived in cave let me present you Mister Ian Somerhalder" he nodded to his left, "and Mister Tom Welling" he then nodded to his right. "These two were so kind to offer their fine asses, trust me I know" he winked into the camera as both men groaned, "Hush, that was a compliment, Daddy's talking" Kurt grinned at them before he continued. "These two gems were nice enough to offer to take one of you lovely lades of gentlemen out for dinner, too. So, you bid, you win, you get to spend the night with them. Trust me, they're worth every penny" Kurt said devilishly.
"I am no longer with a boyfriend" Blaine's amused voice came somewhere camera couldn't reach.
"Hush you to, we're pimping the, I have to say nice things about the" Kurt laughed back.
"Why did we ever date him?" Ian smiled at Tom, not looking at Kurt at all.
"we were young and naive" Tom sighed dramatically.
"Oi! Shut up, both of you" Kurt ordered.
"Anyway, what dumbass here is trying to say is that we're very happy to participate. You never know, your little may mean a lot to someone. I also have tickets to Broadway so bid on me, I'm awesome" Ian gave the camera and grin and
thumbs up.
"And I am even more awesome and I will take you to the beach and I won't wear a shirt" Tom stuck his tongue out at Ian, who gasped in mock shock.
"All right ladies, retract the claws" Kurt smiled as he got up, camera following him again as he joined his boys on the couch. "So can we count on you guys to spread this shit like nutella? And joins us? Blaine will cry if you don't" he leaned into Blaine who indeed pouted and Kurt couldn't help but lean in and kiss that pout away. "See how cute he is, don't make him cry. Greeting from Case De Locos., we love you"
That's when the video ends.
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Are you fucking kidding me?
I am 8000% done with you shit, you assholes!
*move on without me gif* is this real life?
Hold on. I can bid on a date with TOM? Who cares I'm a girl and he's gay I am selling my house but winning that auction!
I WANT THAT UNDERWEAR FOR REASONS AND SCIENCE!
*flying into the sun gif* Date with James? James Phelps? SOMEONE WILL WIN THAT DATE AND IT WILL BE ME!
*feels knocking me over* Weekend...With them...Sleepy Klaine...Getting coffee...Jalan cuddles... I CAN NOT COPE WITH THIS!
Guys, guys, guys? Do you realize they like don't give a shit? Like, they wouldn't even act for your benefit, they would just be them? I'm sure after ten minutes they wouldn't even notice they have a stranger in their home. Kurt would probably be yelling at Luke for posting random videos online, Blaine is in the corner strumming his guitar or keying the piano, lost in his own world. Sean is dancing with Shanon to that soft music, like in that video from few weeks ago where they were so god damn cute, the twins are making a mess as usual, those mischief makers and I am drowning in feels!
Isn't ANYONE going to comment on the fact that BOTH Ian and Tome were there? As in BOTH Kurt exses came into the house they use to live with Kurt, where Kurt is currently living with his boyfriend and they're just goofing around and teasing and holy fucking shit what si that boy made of?
*drowning in tears* My boys kissing, look at them. He kissed his pout *don't touch me gif*
We can own stuff they touched, slept in, MADE OUT in, do you understand why my brain is exploding all over the place?
Oh My God, I want that funky shirt James wore at Linkin Park concert when he met Kelan and decided to bat for team gay! NO ONE DARES TO BID ONE THAT, DO YOU HEAR ME? Its' mine *Here's Johnny gif*
I want Oliver's ring! That green thing he used to wear all the time. Unless he lost it I AM SIGNING UP FOR THAT!
Gloves! Seans' gloves are MINE! he's a keeper and I am keeping his gloves!
LUKE'S TARDIS SHOES! Remember his birthday three years ago when they built a giant trampoline in the back yard and Luke and Ian both ended up in ER? There was a picture of Luke in those shoes, I want them!
OH MY GOD! Guysssssss *hugging herself gif* How awesome are those people? I can't even...
Shirtless Tom -_- Fuck you, you perfect asshole. I can't believe he said he'll be shirtless.
Ian is taking someone to Broadway ^_^ He likes musicals. Can I marry him? P.S. Yes, I'm a guy.
I NEED TO WIN THAT WEEKEND OR BITCHES DIE! *loading a gun gif*
And maybe , just maybe Tumblr crashes again.
"I'm sorry, it was a joke" Sean was hiding behind Shanon, who couldn't stop laughing as Kurt made serious advances to kill her boyfriend.
"My life is a joke, that's what it is" Kurt tried to grab him again but Shanon was having none of that. Hm, no wonder he dates her for five years now. She's a badass.
Things may have taken a turn for the worse when Sean stupid underwear idea got rebloged 16.000 times.
And now he had to do it cause what kind of hypocrite would he be if he ignored something that's spreading like a fire.
"I am going to kill you! I need to put my underwear on auction, you overgrown ape!" he finally managed to flick the other boy.
'Kurt, calm down" Shanon , the voice or reason spoke. "Just take a new pair, wash it and say that's the one. You don't really have to give the real pair"
"Doesn't make it any less embarrassing!" Kurt objected with a huff. "Underwear. Online. Oh my God, press will eat me alive" he whimpered.
"Don't worry, I'm sure your knickers will get those orphans loads of money. That's all that matters." she assured him/
Yes, yes, money for orphans" Sean added quickly, still hiding behind his girlfriend.
"My God, internet is full of weird people" Blaine came in,gasping at the laptop. "Do you know there are almost 10. 000 reblogs for a post that asked a lock of my hair" he was part shocked and part disgusted.
"Well, you have gorgeous hair, sweetie" Kurt kissed him with smack. "Better that than underwear" Kurt glared at Sean who grinned in apology.
"What do we have so far?" twins asked in unison.
'Well", Luke joined then in the living room, "bunch of clothes, scarves, accessories. man, I don't even remember we have half of these things" he eyed the screen in confusion. "How the hell do they keep up with all of this?" he asked, genuinely in wonder. 'Like, listen to this, they want the Henley Oliver wore to 2010 MTV awards" he rolled his eyes. "How the fuck are we supposed to know what shirt that is?"
"We Google. duh" Shanon cut it. "What?" she asked when they all just gasped at her. "Come on, you guys go to like billion award shows and crap a year. No one can keep up. Just Google. Ok I have to go, is he safe here with you?" she narrowed her eyes at Kurt while hugging Sean.
"Fine. I won't kill him dead. Just maim him" Kurt conceded.
'Don't hurt any good pert of him" she winked as she kissed them goodbye and left.
"I like her, have I told you that before?" James threw his arm over Sean's shoulder.
"No, in five years you have never told me this once" Sean rolled his eyes.
"We also have such nice requests" Blaine smiled. 'Like this one girl wants a song from me which is totally awesome' he beamed.
"Oh that's nice. So, when are we closing this thing?" Oliver asked.
"Tonight. Quinn also joined in, she's in on the date thing and donating thing. This is actually gonna work" Kurt smiled.
"Dude, these people spend their lives talking about you and obsessing and now you're offering them your underwear they can touch. Gee, I wonder why they go crazy" Sean snorted just as Kurt bolted towards him to maybe strangle him dead.
There :)
So, what would you guys bid for? :D
