I put the cup of tea and plate of biscuits in front of Malfoy with as innocent an expression as I could muster.
He looked at me suspiciously and asked, "What's this?"
"Tea and biscuits", I replied with the kindest smile I could summon.
"I know that", he said impatiently, "The subtext was why?"
"Because I haven't been very nice to you lately"
Malfoy nearly choked on his own laughter, and I kept my face straight with a slight hint of confusion.
"I just felt like making tea and biscuits and no one else here wants tea and biscuits and neither do I, so you should have the tea and biscuits", I said in a single breath.
Malfoy shrugged and picked up the cup, eyed it doubtfully, and took a long sip of it before having a biscuit.
Within as few minutes, the tea was done as well as the biscuits.
I walked away, muttering something inlligible, ansd was stopped successfully as Malfoy asked, "What did you say?"
"I may or may not have poisoned it", I replied.
"Did you or did you not poison it?", he asked.
"I'm not sure if I did or did not, so I may have or may not"
Malfoy continued to question me and I continued to bounce between possibilities.
Finally he snapped.
"ALICE!"
And I may or may not have apparated away.
