Hey guys!

Well, tonight we got a double main event- Kankuro will have his first ever title defense, against Youngblood, while four people will fight for a title shot at Unforgiven Shows.

Really, who will win the title shot? Shikamaru, who want to win the title back after two years of trying? Will Dagget prove what he's worth? Will Danny put everybody back into the nightmere? Or will Gaara get his rematch at his title?

Now, another something. At the recent Fanfiction Wrestling Awards, Danny won the best match award for him and Spongebob's match at Summer on the Beach. Tonight we'll see an exclusive footage of what happened backstage after he got the award.

Here is Monday Night Program, show 270.

I only own my OC.


WWT Monday Night Program: September Week 2

**"Across the Nation" by The Union Underground plays as the intro to WWT Monday Night Program, Fireworks go off on top of the Tvtron. **

Mr. Comanator: Welcome everyone, to the dark horse of Cartoon Wrestling! Welcome everyone to Monday Night Program! I'm Mr. Comanator and next to me are Desire and Sandy Cheeks! Tonight we have a double main event!

Desire: Yes, Kankuro and Youngblood will fight it out for the World title in Kankuro's first title defense. Can he defeat the longest reigning WWT champ?

Sandy: Also, four people will fight tonight for a World title opportunity at Unforgiven Shows! Who will win and who he will face?

("Master of Puppets" by Metallica plays)

Ring announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the WWT World champion, Kankuro!

**Kankuro comes out with his title. **

Mr. Comanator: It's the champ! And I guess that he is here to talk to the fans!

Desire: This is what makes this man so good. He's still having a connection with his fans.

Sandy: What fans? Never mind. You know, I still don't get it. How he's so damn popular?

Kankuro: Well, championship, day eight. It's been eight days since I've won this belt. And tonight I already got a title defense, against a guy that his name is "Captain Youngblood", which appears to have his head stuck so deep in his girlfriend's ass so he can get anything for free. You see, Ember McLain, I can take it. Line those challengers up, and I will mow them down! If Ember is the temporary owner of WWT, until Mr. TV will be back, then it sucks ass. And especially for me. But for making me lose, she has to make me fight people on my league! Not like Youngblood, the guy that can't even shine my dirty shoes! So Ember, next time try and give me an actual challenger. Because the...

("RemEmber" by Ember McLain plays)

Mr. Comanator: There is the commissioner! And I guess that she has heard enough.

Desire: Can Kankuro talk one time without anyone of those two will come to stop him?

Sandy: Wait, Ember is talking.

Ember: Does anybody have a remote control? Because I wanna fast forward to the part it's interesting. You see, Kankuro, you've said the exact same stuff last week and I was here to stop you as well. Don't you think that it's stupid?

Kankuro: No, I don't think. You know, I think that I've became a little softer since I've won this.

Ember: Kankuro, if you've been any softer then what you are already, then you couldn't stand.

Kankuro: Is this the best you can do, Emb?

Ember: Well... Right, that was bad. Now listen, Kankuro. I won't "Line them up" for you. I think that only one man can represent this company, and his name is Youngblood. Any other choice will be stupid.

Kankuro: Ember, your boyfriend is a loser. He is such a big loser that his parents should get fined for hurting the public's well being.

Ember: Shut up your mouth, Kankuro. Do you think that I hate you? You got no idea how much I hate you because you're so annoying. How the hell can one guy be so annoying? I mean, your friends Sasquatch and Norbert...

Kankuro: Those are not my friends.

Ember: But you've teached them when they first got in here, as part of the "Winners" stable. Now I get it! The reason that they are so annoying is because of you! You've teached them how to do it, right? And, you know, Dagget is linked to Norbert, so something is fucked up in this family. But it ends tonight. Goodbye, former champ! See you in the losing end again!

**Ember leaves as Kankuro raises his title. **

Mr. Comanator: We'll see that match later tonight! Kankuro and Youngblood!

Desire: And also, Danny will win a four way match to become the #1 contender!

Sandy: Speaking about your precious Danny, do you know what happened to him after he won a fanfiction wrestling award? We'll see those footages tonight!

**The cameras switch to Gaara, who sits and watches the show. Then Shikamaru comes. They stare at eachother, and then shake hands. **

Shikamaru: How are you?

Gaara: Fine, fine. You know, a big match tonight. The winner goes on to face the champ.

Shikamaru: I know. The two man that could be champions at Unforgiven Shows are having a lot to do with us.

Gaara: Yeah, my brother and my partner... Or former partner, since he is... I don't know.

Shikamaru: Your brother is my former partner. And your former partner is my student.

Gaara: Your student... How come that your students are always so good?

Shikamaru: Because I'm really good. And you'll see it tonight, when I'll beat you, my other student Dagget, and this idiot Danny to...

Gaara: No no no, you see, you can beat them, but not me. Definitely not me. Because if anybody's facing the champ, it's me. I deserve my rematch.

Shikamaru: Yeah, I know, I'll give you the first shot.

Gaara: How you'll give me the first shot if I'll win it before you? Hell, if I'm the champion, then you won't win the belt forever.

Shikamaru: Yeah, the ring says otherwise.

Gaara: Okay, we'll wait and see.

Shikamaru: We will, Gaara. We will.

Gaara: But when you'll lose, don't be sad. Be sand, be Gaara.

**They have a staredown. The cameras switch back to the ring. **

("Burn in my light" by mercy drive plays)

Ring announcer: This tag team match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, accompanied by Kin Tsuchi, from the Sound Village in Japan, the team of Zaku and Dosu! (Crowd boos)

Mr. Comanator: We kick off this edition of Monday Night Program with a tag team match! And its a rematch from Summer on the Beach!

Desire: Why? Zaku and Dosu already defeated Chouji and Mikey. Why do they need doing it again? Oh, there's Kin!

Sandy: Yes! This stupid girl comes down with her team to spit some anti-american words.

("Hero" by Nickelback plays)

Ring announcer: And their opponents, from Japan, the team of Chouji and Kappa Mikey! (Crowd cheers)

Mr. Comanator: I don't think that Mikey will allow anti-american speeches!

Desire: Even Mikey decided to live in Japan... So if the crowd chants "U-S-A", that won't help anybody!

Sandy: No, but it will annoy Kin, right...? Oh, no, she comes here...

**Kin comes to the announcers table. **

Kin: Hello, you stupid filthy Americans, I'm here to talk some sense into you. Most of you are watching this after a big, greasy dinner...

**Mikey and Zaku start the match. They lock up... Mikey manages to take Zaku down. Then he flips onto Zaku. Then he gives him a flying sidekick. Jason Smith counts... 1... 2... Zaku kicks out. Mikey tags in Chouji. Chouji drops his knee on Zaku. Chouji tackles Zaku. Chouji lifts Zaku into a vertical suplex. Jason Smith counts... 1... 2... Zaku kicks out. Chouji whips Zaku into his and Dosu's corner, but Zaku uses the ropes to jump above Chouji. Then he kicks Chouji in the knee and tags in Dosu. Dosu goes up to the top and comes down on Chouji with an asai leg lariat. The crowd chants "Dosu sucks". **

Mr. Comanator: This Dosu is a weird, snake-like man. He is unpredictable.

Desire: Yeah, and dangerous one as well.

Sandy: And he has some weird sense of fashion. What is with that guy's clothes?

Kin: You are here with an Astronaut suit, and you're calling my team weird people? You Americans, always funny...

**Dosu monkey flips Chouji onto the mat. Dosu hits Chouji with a rolling elbow smash to the face. Dosu jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Chouji. Jason Smith counts... 1... 2... Chouji kicks out. Flying side kick by Dosu takes Kappa Mikey off his feet. Zaku gets the tag. Zaku with a headbutt on Chouji. Zaku then hits a springboard knee attack on Chouji. Zaku then hits a German Suplex on Chouji. Jason Smith counts... 1... 2... Chouji kicks out. Chouji crawls and Zaku holds his leg. Chouji kicks Zaku in the face and tags in Mikey! **

Mr. Comanator: Look, look, Mikey has entered the match!

Desire: Stop this guy, he's a mad man!

Sandy: Go, Mikey! Show them some American beatings!

Kin: This Mikey is the epitome of a stupid American that tries to Americanized good Japanese people!

**Mikey enters the ring and starts Clotheslining both Zaku and Dosu. Then he takes Dosu and Spinebusters him. Then he hurricanranas Zaku. Jason Smith counts... 1... 2... Zaku kicks out. Mikey kicks Zaku in the gut. He gives him the Powerbomb! He pins... 1... 2... Dosu breaks it! Chouji enters the ring and whips Dosu out of the ring. Chouji then picks up Zaku and gives him the Muscle Buster! Mikey climbs on the ropes. Zaku gets up, and he gets the Lylymu Splash! Jason Smith counts... 1... 2... 3! **

Ring announcer: Here are your winners, the team of Chouji and Mikey!

Mr. Comanator: Wow, great moves from both of them. Kin, I'm sorry, but your team lost.

Kin: You shut up, They cheated and you know it! In Japan it wouldn't have happened!

**Kin leaves. **

Desire: Good for you, Comanator! You've made her leave!

Sandy: She had to leave anyway. Now, I... Wait just a minute!

**WHAM! Chouji turns around and gets a forearm shot from Dosu. Dosu goes out of the ring as Mikey tries to catch him. Then Mikey and Jason check on Chouji, who appears to be knocked out. **

Mr. Comanator: What the hell was that? How the hell Dosu has... How in... He knocked...

Desire: That attack is the Melodic Arm. And look how deadly it is.

Sandy: I thought that Lex Luger is not wrestling anymore!

Mr. Comanator: Man, we need that commercial break.

**After the commercials, you can see the ring. **

Mr. Comanator: Guys, last Saturday Night we had the Fanfiction Wrestling Awards show! That was a great show, great show! Our Spongebob, wrestler of the year!

Desire: Yes, our own Bob Jones won the award for being the best backstage interviewer award! But most importantly, Danny won the award for the best match of the year!

Sandy: Yes, a match that he had with Spongebob eight days ago, before he stole the award from Spongebob! But what happened after Danny won the award? This is the Star Paparazzi.

**The cameras switch to the opening of the "Stars paparazzi". You can see Danny come to the backstage with his award. **

Danny: Let me get out of this stinky hole...

Cameraman: Danny, best match award?

Danny: You again? Listen, of course I won this award. Triple H said- I can carry a broomstick to a five star match. Well, I carried something even worse.

Cameraman: Danny, don't you think that you're...

Danny: Shut up. Everybody thought that Ares and Ben Ten will take it from me, but I proved them wrong, haven't I? And more then that, why I'm not on the Superstar of the Year Award candidates list? I defeated two people in there- Naruto and Spongebob. I'm so much better then...

**Suddenly, Patrick comes out of nowhere and attacks Danny! Then they start brawling on the ground until the award show security comes to separate between them. Patrick tries to attack Danny again but the security stops him, as he starts kicking as they take him. The cameras switch to the ring. **

Mr. Comanator: Ladies and gentlemen, Danny Phantom!

**You can see Danny, with Jimmy and Timmy, on the TVtron. **

Mr. Comanator: Danny, what is your condition after this hellacious...

Jimmy: Hold your tongue! How do you have the hardihood toverbalise him like that?

Sandy: WHAT? Jimmy, we just...

Timmy: No, no! Do it right!

Desire: Idiots, if you will... Danny, congratulations on the award!

Danny: Thank you, Desire, for knowing how to start a conversation with a star like me.

Desire: But this uncalled for attack by Patrick, how are you after that? What about that nuthead anyway?

Jimmy: I will express our displeasure with...

Timmy: Jim, no... Desire, I will talk instead of Danny because he's still a little bit hurt. Now, Patrick is not here, he is recovering from mild injuries with Spongebob, after Itachi, Kisame and Ben Tennyson Kicked their asses.

Sandy: Wait a minute! Danny was looking pretty good to me when he came in to attack Patrick and Spongeob and then stole the Wrestler of the Year award!

Desire: Shut up, they're talking!

Timmy: Thank you. You know, it takes a great guy to come back from this stupid attack and attack back. I mean, this man, this Ghost Boy, is a wrestler, and a good one, and he can take it. But the security people are not!

Desire: And how about Danny's condition? I hope that Danny can answer me at least this.

Danny: Oh, I'll be fine by the time of my match! And believe me, Patrick can keep acting like he's a bigshot, like he's me, but he will never be. And he will never be as I defeat the champion at Unforgiven Shows and become the five times champion. Now I gotta rest.

Desire: Thank you, Danny, for your time.

Danny: You welcome.

Mr. Comanator: Man, they are just...

Sandy: Hold it, Comanator, stand in line. I wanna beat them before you.

**The cameras switch to the backstage. Norbert is watching the show. Dagget comes in.**

Dagget: Hey bro! How are you?

Norbert: Fine, fine... Big match tonight!

Dagget: Yes, I can be the #1 contender. Do you know how big that would be? I mean, I never had any one on one World title match in a PPV before! Never! This thing will make waves, I'm sure about that.

Norbert: Yes... Who do you prefer to face for the title?

Dagget: Well, I don't know... Both Youngblood and Kankuro are annoying. Really.

Norbert: I would've prefer Kankuro... I won't stand it if Youngblood will win the title back...

Dagget: Hey, what is your problem with Youngblood anyway?

Norbert: Nothing. He just says that I'm annoying like you.

Dagget: Like me?

Norbert: Yes. Ah, never mind. Good luck tonight, Dagget!

**Norbert leaves. **

Dagget: No one can call the Beaver brothers annoying...

**The cameras switch back to the ring. **

("Smells like teen spirit" by Nirvana plays)

Ring announcer: This match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, representing the Youngsters, from South Park, Colorado, Eric Cartman! (Crowd boos)

Mr. Comanator: It's been more then a month since Cartman competed in a match because of the injuries he substained from Gaara.

Desire: Yes, that just shows you how stupid Gaara is and why he shouldn't be competing for the title!

Sandy: This is Wrestling! Cartman should've stop bugging Gaara. He got what he deserved.

("Ode to Joy" by Heavenly plays)

Ring announcer: And his opponent, from Bikini Bottom, Pacific Ocean, Squidward Tentacles! (Crowd cheers)

Mr. Comanator: Hey, Squidward got a new theme! Nice. As many of you know, Squidward likes classic music.

Desire: What a weenie. Besides, he's facing Cartman in here. He can't be good against him.

Sandy: Cartman is angry, but Squidward wants to get back on track.

**Squidward enters the ring and dodges a clothesline. Then he knocks Cartman down and starts brawling with him. Squidward grabs Cartman's head and hits him in the face. Squidward hits the spinning heel kick. Jason Smith counts... 1... Cartman kicks out. Squidward tries to whip Cartman but Cartman uses a headlock and then uses a close fist without Jason Smith's noticing. Cartman neck snaps Squidward. Eric Cartman hiptosses Squidward. Jason Smith counts... 1... 2... Squidward kicks out. Eric Cartman kicks Squidward on the mat. Squidward goes for a small package! 1... 2... Cartman kicks out. **

Mr. Comanator: Squidward almost had Cartman!

Desire: Only almost. I would like to remind you that Cartman was pinned only once in his career in WWT.

Sandy: And after that pinfall he had to take some foreign objects from his butt.

**Cartman whips Squidward to the ropes and hits a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Cartman uses a running lariat to take Squidward down. Cartman then hits a legdrop. Jason Smith counts... 1... 2... Squidward kicks out. Eric Cartman monkey flips Squidward onto the mat. Cartman then uses a spinebuster on Squidward. Jason Smith counts... 1... 2... Squidward kicks out. Cartman picks Squidward up... Squidward hits an Enzigiri! Both are down. Squidward gets up and then whips Cartman to the ropes and dropkicks him. Then he manages to suplex Cartman! **

Mr. Comanator: I can't believe it! Squidward has managed to do the suplex!

Desire: How can he do that? I'm telling you, he hit Cartman with something!

Sandy: No, that's more like Cartman. Squidward is managing to kick his ass!

**Squidward runs to Cartman and uses a sunset flip. Jason Smith counts... 1... 2... Cartman kicks out. Squidward then puts Cartman on the top turnbuckle. He runs and hits an armdrag from the top rope! Cartman is down and Squidward manages to pin him. Jason Smith counts... 1... 2... Cartman kicks out. Squidward puts him in a Piledriver position! Cartman then pushes Squidward to the ropes! Cartman kicks Squidward in the gut. He hits the... Dragon DDT? Jason Smith counts... 1... 2... 3! **

Ring announcer: Here is your winner, Eric Cartman!

Mr. Comanator: WHAT? Cartman got the pin using Jake Long's finisher!

Desire: Wow, it's great. Cartman is sending a message to Jake. He wants the National title.

Sandy: Cartman wants to win a first title here. But Jake won't let that be on his expense.

**The cameras switch to the backstage, where you can see an angry Snap. He walks and bumps into Mr. Krabs. **

**Temari leaves. The cameras switch to Bob Jones, who's with Snap. **

Snap: Watch where you going, Krabs! You can hurt me!

Krabs: Well, that will be pity, right? No, not really...

Snap: Shut up. Who are you to talk to a guy like me? I'm the TV champ. I'm the guy that unified the Hardcore title and this belt.

Krabs: But aren't you the guy that lose to Shikamaru last week? After you've said that he will feel the Snappy Bomb?

Snap: He cheated to defeat me.

Krabs: Snap, just because Shikamaru has a brain and you don't, that doesn't necessarily means he cheated.

Snap: He did!

Krabs: Snap, maybe you'll stop the bitching? The entire year, everything you've done is crying!

Snap: The entire year, everything I did was kicking asses!

Krabs: Oh, stop it. What an idiot.

**The cameras switch to Temari. She's standing alone in the interview ground. **

Temari: Bob? Where are you?

**Then the lights go down and there is smoke. **

Voice: Ladies and gentlemen, the best backstage interviewer award winner, Bob Jones!

**Bob enters. **

Jones: We are the champions, my friend! Dah dah dum, dah dah dum! And we'll keep our...

Temari: BOB!

**Everything goes back to normal. **

Jones: Oops, sorry, Temari. I just won the award, and...

Temari: Settle down, we have an interview to conduct!

Jones: Okay, then... Temari, your match with Lydia at Unforgiven Shows?

Temari: Yes, I really think that I can defeat her. I mean, I am a three times champion. Can't I defeat her? Of course I can.

Jones: What about the entire deal with Ino and Shego?

Temari: Ino is really talented. Shego is as well. But they need to work together. We need to work together for kicking Lydia's ass!

Jones: Thank you for your time.

**You can see both Youngblood and Kankuro walking to the ring. **

Mr. Comanator: Oh, yeah, this is it, we will have the World title match in a moment!

Desire: But before that, let me guess, commercials?

Sandy: Yes, but we'll be back.

**After the commercials, the cameras switch to the ring. **

("Falling apart" by Zebrahead plays)

Ring announcer: This match is scheduled for one fall, it is for the WWT World Championship! Introducing the challenger, from Davy Jones Locker, Captain Youngblood! (Crowd cheers/boos)

Mr. Comanator: A mixed reaction for Youngblood here tonight. He will try to break his losing streak and to win his third World title.

Desire: Excuse me, but Dagget was the one that got pinned in the triple threat match, so that won't count!

Sandy: Since when you've became a Youngblood fan?

("Master of Puppets" by Metallica plays)

Ring announcer: And his opponent, from The Sand Village in Japan, he is the WWT World champion, Kankuro! (Crowd cheers/boos)

Mr. Comanator: Once again a mixed reaction. Weird. But I can't blame the crowd.

Desire: I'm not a Youngblood fan! I'm just telling the truth. But Kankuro has a big task tonight.

Sandy: Although he defeat Youngblood before. Can he do it again?

**Kankuro and Youngblood lock up... Youngblood uses the headlock takedown. Kankuro gets hit with a running powerslam by Captain Youngblood. Youngblood then whips Kankuro to the corner and gives him ten punches. Then Youngblood uses the monkey flip. Jason Smith counts... 1... 2... Kankuro kicks out. Youngblood whips Kankuro to the ropes and tries to attack him, but Kankuro pokes his eye. Kankuro drops Captain Youngblood with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. Then he drops the elbow on Youngblood. Jason Smith counts... 1... 2... Youngblood kicks out. **

Mr. Comanator: I can't believe that Kankuro used an eye gouge.

Desire: Win if you can, lose if you must...

Sandy: Shut up, you don't have to cheat. You really don't have to.

**Kankuro drops his fists on Youngblood. Then he throws him to the corner, and Youngblood flips himself into the turnbuckle. Kankuro comes up and gives him a back superplex. Jason Smith counts... 1... 2... Youngblood kicks out. Kankuro kicks Youngblood in the gut and then uses the neckbreaker. Then he climbs to the ropes. Then he jumps with a diving legdrop! Jason Smith counts... 1... 2... Youngblood kicks out. Youngblood gets off the mat and Kankuro dropkicks him. Then Kankuro locks him in a headlock. **

Mr. Comanator: The match has slowed down a little bit.

Desire: Yes, Youngblood will have to work hard to get away from that. And we still have a #1 contenders match!

Sandy: But the question is, who will the champ be?

**Youngblood starts standing up... He is standing up... He starts punching Kankuro and pushes him! Then he hits the Lou Thesz press and starts hitting Kankuro! Youngblood nails Kankuro with a double underhook suplex. Captain Youngblood executs the slingshot facebuster, slamming Kankuro's face to the mat. Jason Smith counts... 1... 2... Kankuro kicks out. Youngblood then runs and bulldogs Kankuro! Then he runs and hits the rolling thunder. Jason Smith counts... 1... 2... Kankuro kicks out! **

Mr. Comanator: It seems as Youngblood is on the road for victory!

Desire: Yeah, it is! Youngblood unleashes himself!

Sandy: But Kankuro keeps kicking out!

**Youngblood unleashes the Canadian backbreaker on Kankuro. Then Youngblood signals for the Pirate Clothesline... Suddenly Dagget comes down the aisle. He climbs on the apron and starts taunting Youngblood. Youngblood looks at him... He goes for the Pirate Clothesline... On Dagget! But Dagget goes down from the apron! Youngblood turns around... Kankuro gives him the Puppet Master Stunner! Kankuro covers Youngblood. Jason Smith counts... 1... 2... 3! **

Ring announcer: Here is your winner, and still WWT World champion, Kankuro!

Mr. Comanator: I can't believe it! Dagget has just stick it to Youngblood yet again!

Desire: The TV title two weeks ago, and now the World title! Youngblood keeps losing because of Dagget!

Sandy: It seems as Dagget didn't like Youngblood calling him and his brother annoying!

**Kankuro leaves. Youngblood is in the ring and starts having a temper tantrum. **

Mr. Comanator: Oh, for the love of God, can Youngblood just stop it?

Desire: But Dagget stucked his nose in Youngblood's business yet again! Why?

Sandy: The losing streak continues, but Dagget wants to become the #1 contender!

**The cameras switch to WWT New York. **

Mr. Comanator: Guys, we're outside of WWT New York, and in it, we have Jake Long!

**You can see Jake on the bar. **

Mr. Comanator: Jake, how are you there?

Jake: I feel great! You know why? That's because I'm in New York city. My city, isn't that right?

**The crowd cheers. **

Desire: Great...

Sandy: Jake, you'll have a match in Unforgiven Shows against Cartman. What do you think about that?

Jake: That Eric Cartman comes from a bad state. Nothing without Providence? You can come to our empire state and we can show you what we can do. And Cartman, do you think that the American society is bad? Do you think that the New Yorkers are bad? Do you think that Disney, or the American Dragon are bad? On Colorado, I will show you what we can do.

**The cameras switch to the ring. You can see Norbert and Sasquatch in the ring. **

Norbert: You know, eight days ago, me and Sasquatch lost are titles to Neji and Rock Lee. And since then, we've been angry as hell. Ember McLain has decided to do anything to screw us out of the titles. She made us defend the titles in a tag team turmoil. She made us lose the titles in the tag team turmoil. So you know what? I saw my brother Dagget making his point and screws Ember and Youngblood. I think it's time for us to do the same.

Sasquatch: Yeah. Tonight my partner Norbert had a scheduled match against one half of the new champions, Neji Hyugga. And in 20 days, we should have get our rematch with the champs at Unforgiven Shows. But we don't wanna wait until then!

**The crowd cheers. **

Norbert: That's why we're calling Neji and Lee out. Neji! Lee! If you two got any set of balls, even though it's weird, because you two had a sex with Ember before the show to get the titles, and it's weird without balls... So if you two got what it takes, come on down and give us the title shot we deserve right now!

Mr. Comanator: Another title match? Tonight?

Desire: Those two need to wait their turn!

Sandy: It all depends on the champions.

("Tattoo" by Big Mother Thruster plays)

**Neji and Rock Lee come out. **

Neji: Come on, you two... We defeated you for those belts fair and square.

Norbert: No, you haven't! And you wanna know why? If you two think that you can, after a month of absence, to come in and steal those title from us...

Neji: Then we will do it. Anything is according to the destiny. Determinism, guys, Determinism!

Sasquatch: We don't get you. Now, we have a rematch clause, and we choose to...

Neji: Choose? Do you actually think that you have the freedom of choice? It's an illusion! Not only that the end is known, but every step in the way is known. Those steps are simple: You two will get your asses kicked and loss. Our win had to happen- It happened. Your lose had to happen- And it did.

Norbert: Hey, Neji, you know what? Does the rematch has to happen?

Neji: Of course.

Norbert: So maybe we'll bring it now? If it has to happen, let's accept it. The match for Unforgiven Shows is off- Let the rematch happen now!

Neji: ... Okay. We shall. Lee, come to the ring.

Mr. Comanator: A rematch for the tag titles! And it will happen next!

**After the commercials, the cameras switch back into the ring, where the match is going to get start. **

Mr. Comanator: We're back, guys, and now we will have an impromptu tag titles match!

Desire: Well, instead of waiting till Unforgiven Shows, Norbert and Sasquatch will get their asses kicked today.

Sandy: Oh, you just wait.

**Sasquatch knifehand chops Neji Hyugga. Neji Hyugga gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. Sasquatch suplexes Neji Hyugga. Then he whips Neji into the corner. Then he tags in Norbert. Norbert enters. Norbert hurricanranas Neji to the mat. Jason Smith counts... 1... 2... Neji kicks out. Neji then manages to tag in Rock Lee and both are working on Norbert in the corner. Lee clotheslines Norbert. Lee then gives Norbert the Russian Leg Sweep. Jason Smith counts... 1... 2... Norbert kicks out. Lee tags in Neji, who drops the knee on Norbert. **

Mr. Comanator: If Sasquatch has been there, he could have overcome Neji and Lee.

Desire: If! But Norbert is in there, right? Right?

Sandy: Yes, he's in there, that's why he will turn this match.

**Neji uses the Lou Thesz press on Norbert. Norbert tries to tag Sasquatch, but Neji pulls him back. Neji gives Norbert the cobra clutch suplex onto the mat. Jason Smith counts... 1... 2... Norbert kicks out. Neji tags in Lee. Lee the kicks Norbert a few times. Then he gives him the leg lariat. Lee gives Norbert a reverse neckbreaker. Jason Smith counts... 1... 2... Norbert kicks out. Lee then gives him a legdrop. Then he whips Norbert into the ropes, and tries to hit the Leaf Hurricane... He misses... Norbert uses a tornado DDT! Both are down. **

Mr. Comanator: Both of them are down! Who will wake up first?

Desire: They can't let Norbert tag Sasquatch in!

Sandy: They start moving!

**Norbert and Lee start crawling... They keep crawling... Both tag in their partners! Sasquatch enters and then starts clotheslining Neji! Then he catches Neji and gives him the backbreaker! Jason Smith counts... 1... 2... Lee breaks it. Then Sasquatch whips Lee onto the ropes and clotheslines him! Then he starts kicking Neji on the mat. He tags in Norbert! Norbert is waiting... He is waiting... Neji gets up... Kick to the gut! Beaver Fever! Jason Smith counts... 1... 2... 3! **

Crowd: YES!

Ring announcer: Here are your winners, and the NEW WWT Tag Team champions, Sasquatch and Norbert Beaver!

Mr. Comanator: For the fourth time, it has happened! Norbert and Sasquatch won the titles! They have won it!

Desire: No! That wasn't suppose to happen! No! Why? Not again!

Sandy: Yes again! Norbert and Sasquatch won it! Man, I can't believe it...

**Norbert and Sasquatch are celebrating with their belts. Suddenly, two mystery people wearing black and masks enter the ring and starts hitting them! Those people are pretty short, one is pretty fat and the other one looks normal. Then The normal one gives Norbert the Bulldog. The fat one kicks Sasquatch in the gut and gives him the Jackhammer. Then they run from the ring. **

Mr. Comanator: Wh... Who are those guys?

Desire: I don't know, but they have destroyed the so called-champions.

Sandy: This is an outrage! Man... Do something!

**The cameras switch to Ember's office, where you can see an angry Youngblood. **

Youngblood: This is bullshit! I got screwed out of the title! And those stupid Beaver brothers and this idiot Sasquatch are...

**Ember enters. **

Ember: Youngblood, settle down.

Youngblood: No, I won't! Dagget screwed me, and now those two Beaver Brothers won the titles!

Ember: You've turned off the TV, right?

Youngblood: Yeah.

Ember: So you haven't seen those two mystery guys that came in and attacked the new champions.

Youngblood: What?

Ember: Yeah, those two came out of nowhere and attacked both Norbert and Sasquatch.

Youngblood: ... Wait, so you...?

Ember: And if Dagget will annoy you one more time, they will attack him as well.

**The cameras switch to Kankuro, with Bob Jones backstage. **

Jones: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm here with Kankuro. Congratulations on your first title defense against Youngblood. But Kankuro, in a moment we'll have a four way match to decide who will challenge you for the title in 20 days at Unforgiven Shows. What do you think about that?

Kankuro: Well, I really don't care who it's gonna be, because I kicked those four asses before! I already kicked Gaara and Shikamaru's ass before and Danny cheated the last time we've faced eachother. And Dagget is really nothing. So you know what, Whoever that will be, he's going to bow down before the Master!

Mr. Comanator: #1 contenders four way match!

Desire: It's coming up next!

Sandy: Just a quick commercial break!

**After the break, the cameras switch back to the ring. **

("Princess of the Universe" by Queen plays)

Ring announcer: This Fatal four way match is scheduled for one fall, it is to declare the #1 contender for the World title! from the Beavers Dam, Dagget Beaver! (Crowd cheers/boos)

Mr. Comanator: We've already seen Dagget interfering in the World title match earlier tonight, now can he be the #1 contender?

Desire: Just remember one thing, Ember has said that the two guys that attacked Norbert and Sasquatch can attack Dagget as well if he won't shut up.

Sandy: What a night this has been... World title match, Tag titles switched hands and now this...

("In the Shadows" by the Rasmus plays)

Ring announcer: Next, from Konoha Village In Japan, Shikamaru Nara! (Crowd cheers)

Mr. Comanator: This man has surprised everyone by entering this match and defeating Snap. Can Shikamaru win this match?

Desire: He wants a fifth title reign? Please make him shut up. He is just hopeless.

Sandy: You know, everything can happen in WWT. Shikamaru can really win this match!

("The Kids Aren't Alright" by the Offspring plays)

Ring announcer: Next, from Amity Park, Danny Phantom! (Crowd boos)

Mr. Comanator: Your favourite, Desire. Danny, just like any other guy, wants his title back.

Desire: First off, it's Kankuro's title. But of course that Danny is the best wrestler in WWT and he deserves to win here.

Sandy: He is the only guy that I won't stand it if he'll win it. Look, he's walking with those two awards! Those awards are Spongebob's!

("Me against the World" by Simple Plan plays)

Ring announcer: And last, from the Sand Village in Japan, Gaara of the Sand! (Crowd cheers)

Mr. Comanator: The former champion! And he really wants his title back. He needs to win this match!

Desire: No, I don't think so. Gaara can do what he wants, but he won't win this match.

Sandy: This is my favourite. This is everyone's favourite! He is going to be unleashed right now!

**Gaara enters the ring and everyone immediately start brawling with eachother. Shikamaru then throws Danny to the ropes and hits the backdrop. Gaara dropkicks Shikamaru. Jason Smith counts... 1... 2... Shikamaru kicks out. Danny hits a dragon suplex on Dagget Beaver. Jason Smith counts... 1... Shikamaru breaks it. Danny gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Gaara. Flying Tomahawk by Dagget sends Shikamaru down to the mat. Gaara then hits Dagget with a knee. Then Danny catches Gaara and hits him with a full nelson slam. Jason Smith counts... 1... Dagget breaks it. **

Mr. Comanator: They won't let anyone get a pin. They will break it.

Desire: I gotta say, Dagget is really impressive. But Danny has two pins over him and Gaara, and they broke it everytime!

Sandy: Smart thing. I don't wanna see him winning.

**Danny and Dagget start brawling and Danny whips him to the corner, but Dagget jumps over Danny. Then Dagget gives him the victory roll. Jason Smith counts... 1... 2... Danny kicks out. Danny Phantom gets picked up and dropped with the fireman's carry by Dagget. Dagget Beaver executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Danny Phantom. Then Shikamaru pushes Dagget and pins. 1... 2... Danny kicks out. Danny then gives Shikamaru a backbreaker. Gaara comes and Danny suplexes him to the mat. Jason Smith counts... 1... 2... Gaara kicks out. **

Mr. Comanator: This fight is all over the ring! There isn't a dead moment!

Desire: Yeah! And look at Danny makes an example of them!

Sandy: Can you talk about someone else? Look, Dagget is doing great!

**Shikamaru hits a kneeling headbutt to Danny Phantom's groin. Shikamaru knees Phantom twice and rolls back to his feet. Danny gets tiger suplexed by Shikamaru. 1... 2... Gaara breaks it. Shikamaru and Gaara look at eachother and then start brawling. Gaara clotheslines Shikamaru. Shikamaru gets snap suplexed by Gaara. Jason Smith counts... 1... 2... Shikamaru kicks out. Then Dagget jumps on Shikamaru with a flying kick. Danny then comes in and DDTs Dagget. Jason Smith counts... 1... 2... Dagget kicks out. Then Shikamaru hurricanranas Danny. All are down. **

Mr. Comanator: I can't believe it, this must be the best main event of Monday Night Program in a long time!

Desire: Right, it is! And now the first man to get up will get an advantage.

Sandy: Wait, look! Look who's moving!

**Gaara gets up. Danny gets up too and gets kicked in the gut. Then Gaara uses the sideslam on Danny. 1... 2... Shikamaru comes in to break it! They start brawling. Danny Phantom bounces Dagget Beaver off the ropes and hits him with a trys for a neck scissors but Gaara avoids it. Gaara spins around Shikamaru's back and DDT's him into the mat. 1... 2... Dagget breaks it! Gaara then hits Dagget with the Sand Whip! Danny comes in to hit Gaara, and Shikamaru suplexes Gaara. Then he clotheslines him to the outside and starts attacking him. **

Mr. Comanator: Danny is in the ring alone with Dagget!

Desire: Shikamaru and Gaara are outside!

Sandy: Hey, what they are doing here?

**Timmy and Jimmy come. Jason Smith is busy with Danny, who's attacking Dagget. Then Jimmy kicks Shikamaru in the groin! Timmy executes a standing moonsault on Gaara. Both are laying down as Jimmy and Timmy are leaving. Then Danny hits a suplex on Dagget. Then he symbols for the Ghost Slam. Dagget gets up and Danny picks him up... Dagget hits the Muscular Savior! Dagget then climbs on the top turnbuckle. Dagget then screams. He jumps... And hits the Beaver Splash! Jason Smith counts... 1... 2... 3! **

Ring announcer: Here is your winner, Dagget Beaver!

Mr. Comanator: NO WAY! No freaking way! I can't believe it!

Desire: WHAT? I gotta... No way, I must be dreaming!

Sandy: No, we're not! It is Dagget Beaver who will get the title shot in twenty days! He is main eventing a PPV!

**Kankuro comes to the ring ramp, and looks on in disbelief. Manwhile, Dagget gets his hand raised by Jason Smith. Dagget then symbols for the belt. **

Mr. Comanator: This is one of the biggest upsets in WWT history! Dagget is the #1 contender! Dagget is the #1 contender!

Desire: And look, the crowd cheers for him!

Sandy: Kankuro will have to defend his title... Against Dagget Beaver?

**The show ends as Dagget stands on the turnbuckle and looks on Kankuro. **


Quick results:

Mikey and Chouji def. Zaku and Dosu

Eric Cartman def. Squidward

WWT World Championship: Kankuro (c) def. Captain Youngblood

WWT Tag Team Championship: Norbert and Sasquatch def. Neji and Rock Lee (c) (New champions)

#1 contenders match: Dagget Beaver def. Danny Phantom, Gaara and Shikamaru Nara


Card for Unforgiven Shows:

WWT World Championship: Kankuro (c) vs Dagget Beaver

WWT National Championship: Jake Long (c) vs Eric Cartman

WWT Womens Championship: Lydia (c) vs Temari


I'm pretty surprised myself! You see, those two last matches were last minute decisions. I've decided to give the Beaver brothers and Sasquatch a big surprise! But what is going to happen now, as the #1 contender is Dagget Beaver out of all people? And what will Danny do about it?

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