While Takizawa Tsubasa had recovered within a week, Hijikata Toushirou is very sure that he is not going to recover that fast. Is that some kind of sick joke? Whatever it is, HijiTsu is out of the question for the time being.

"I don't know which one I want to beat up more." Tsubasa tells Tama, cracking her knuckles while looking at Gintoki and the Leukocyte King.

"Tsubasa-sama, please be patient; however, if you want to beat them up more effectively, I'll give this to you." The pixel Tama hands her a leek.

"Tama, you are not fucking with me aren't you?" she wonders if this is a joke. What she is given is actually a Sengoku Basara joke weapon.

"Tsubasa-sama, this is a joke weapon of Katakura Kojuro …"

"Tama-san! Isn't this a Dragon Quest Parody?! Why are you mentioning Sengoku Basara here?!" Shinpachi tells the pixel Tama off.

"That's because Tsubasa-san is a fanfiction character and the author has no idea on how to write any parodies about Dragon Quest. The author must've missed out a lot during her childhood." The pixel Tama explains to Shinpachi.

She slides the leek beside the toothpick which was given to her by Gengai before making her way to the arguing pair. Without warning, she grabs their heads and smashes them together. The impact was so great that Gintoki and the Leukocyte King were seeing stars and she turns around to signal Kagura to grab one of them before they make the run to the main system.

Kagura picks up the Leukocyte King and Tsubasa hurls Gintoki into a fireman's lift. She made no effort to be gentle and the act made Gintoki cough by a little when her shoulder came into contact with his stomach. He was about to tell her off when his eyes fell on her butt. She was not wrong when she mentioned about her legs and butt at the Shinsengumi Headquarters.

"Don't think that I won't do anything to you because you look like Lady Phagocyte." The Leukocyte King told her while Kagura is carrying him.

Tsubasa turns to Tama when she heard that.

"Lady Phagocyte is anti-virus software; most of the Phagocyte system was wiped out by the Baku and there is only Lady Phagocyte left."

"Eh, did he mention that I look like her?"

"Lady Phagocyte is modeled after the strongest woman I know. In this case, it is Tsubasa-sama."

"Tama-san, if that's the case, where is Lady Phagocyte? Shouldn't she be helping Leukocyte King-san to defend you?" the Leukocyte King sighs when he hears this.

"Her data was corrupted." He sighs.

"That was because Leukocyte King was caught cheating on her with Lady Lala* so she had defected to the Baku." Tama adds in and they could sense fury from Tsubasa.

"So who's the playboy huh, Loto-kun?" Gintoki laughed.

His gloating was interrupted when a kunai found its way into his butt.

Then, the Leukocyte King starts laughing at Gintoki.

"I'm thoroughly disgusted that my copy will ever date a copy of someone like you. You farted when you laughed; just how darn big and loose is your anus?" she tells Gintoki off and takes out another kunai. "Also, a cheating bastard should not be laughing at someone else."

"I did not. It was a misunderstanding caused by the Baku. Lady Lala was corrupted by the Baku at that time and worked as a spy for them. Lady Phagocyte had come in at the wrong timing."

Tsubasa ignores the explanation and the next kunai finds its way into the Leukocyte King's anus. Kagura gave her thumbs-up before plucking out the kunai and jamming it deeper into his butt.

"This is for Lady Phagocyte-aru!" she exclaims and pulls the kunai out once more to poke it back in. "This is for Tama and this is Sparta-aru!" she pokes the Leukocyte King again.

"Kagura-chan, since when did Sparta come into the picture? This is a Dragon Quest parody." Shinpachi asks of Kagura who got pretty psyched-up while poking the Leukocyte King's anus with Tsubasa's kunai.

Gintoki was too distracted with ogling at someone's behind to notice that Tsubasa is taking out a kunai with an exploding tag this time. Shinpachi pales when he saw this and tried his best to get Gintoki's eyes off Tsubasa's butt. However, the weapon is not used on Gintoki; Tsubasa threw the kunai with exploding tag at the direction of the bushes nearby and it was interrupted by another midway.

A figure leapt out from the bushes and it made Tsubasa freeze in the middle of her attack.

A rain of kunais came down at her and she throws Gintoki over to shield herself from the projectiles. It took some quick reflexes to deflect majority of the weapons off before he lands on his feet to take a better look of his attacker. However, another rain of weapons came forth at Kagura who threw the Leukocyte King into the hail of weapons instinctively and she grabs Shinpachi out of the way. Tsubasa had managed to escort pixel Tama to safety and the men were shocked with what is in front of their eyes.

"Dude, is there a need to cheat on a woman like this? You need a fuma shuriken or a Totsuka Sword* in your ass."

"No, it was a misunderstanding! And is she even capable of getting that sword*?!" the Leukocyte King snaps at Gintoki.

"She might be; she's a Tsu, remember?" a kunai hits him right at his anus once more.

"Tama-san, are you sure that she is an exact copy of Tsubasa-san?" another kunai drills itself into Shinpachi's head.

"Yes, she is an exact copy of Tsubasa-sama."

"Tama, you got the bust measurement wrong. Did the data for her bust measurement get corrupted as well?" Gintoki asks pixel Tama while pulling the two kunais out from his behind and a fuma shuriken misses his neck by inches.

"The Tsu level…it's over 9000-aru*!"

"Kagura-chan, this is a Dragon QUEST parody, not a Dragon BALL parody."

In front of the party stands another version of Takizawa Tsubasa, known as Lady Phagocyte to the other systems within Tama. Yes, she has the same face and hair as the ninja but there is something severely off in her appearance which everyone took note of. Tama said she is an exact copy of Tsubasa but they did not get the 'exact' part of the description.

Since when did Takizawa Tsubasa possess a fashion sense and a body which resembles Kasuga*?


*Parody of Lady Lora from Dragon Quest.

*Totsuka Sword is one of the weapons wielded by Uchiha Itachi's Susanoo. More details in Narutopedia.

*Only an Uchiha who awaken the abilities Tsukuyomi — which symbolises the "Spiritual World and Darkness" and Amaterasu — which denotes the "Material World and Light" to use this ability (taken from Narutopedia on Susanoo); since Tsubasa is not an Uchiha (no Sharingan) there is just no way she will be able to get her hands on the Totsuka Sword.

*Kagura is using the 'it's over 9000!' line/meme said by Vegeta from Dragon Ball.

*Kasuga is a character from Sengoku Basara series by Capcom. She is well...just Google 'Sengoku Basara Kasuga' and take a look. You'll know. Let's just say that Takizawa Tsubasa has a body but minus the chest...together with a face which resembles Hijikata Toshizo from Hakuouki (throw in a wig and some adjustments)...she pales. Somehow.