Car Alarm Surprise

AN: Ever wonder what might have happened if Ron hadn't lost his courage in the episode "Car Alarm?" Well, wonder no more.

Chapter 49: WEDD-OMG!

(Outside Church)

A large crowd of people, many of whom were being held back by the local police, Global Justice, and some of the military forces (in case someone showed up that was too much to handle) were outside of Middleton's church. For even though many places far and wide, both exotic and fancy were offered as host for Kim Possible's wedding. Both Kim and Ron had decided that they would be better off with sticking to what truly mattered in their hearts. The church that Kim Possible went to ended up being the final choice.

Since security was well handled both visibly and behind the scenes with ninjas and out of uniform people, everyone figured that Kim and Ron's wedding couldn't be more protected.

Even with all of the security around for the wedding, there was still the worry that one or more of Kim Possible or Ron's arch-foes (Ron still couldn't get over that part and sometimes break out into silly giggles) that would try to break in to disrupt the wedding. It was the general consensus though by the public that anyone who did try would have to be extremely stupid to even try with all the security around.

A woman walks up to the guard at the door and says, "This is Summer Gale and perhaps you have heard of me? I was the one who broke the amazing story of their engagement."

The guard was a large bruiser type person with a gold earring in his left ear and was completely bald. He turns his attention to her and grins, flashing a gold tooth at her as he says, "Actually, I have heard of you and I have explicit directions as how to treat you."

Summer Gale smiles, as her thoughts about her popularity and fame over her discovery of the century was opening doors all over the place for her. She hears him say, "Follow me…" and so waves to the other envious reporters outside the church as she says, "Ta-ta losers!"

She follows the guard into the church and is immediately picked up by the guard before being tossed over his shoulder. She cries out, "What is going on here? Do you not know who I am?"

The guard says, "I do and my orders are to put you with the rest of the troublemakers that try to get in the front door." He carries her to one of the of the rooms used for events even as Summer Gale shouts, "What other troublemakers?"

The guard grins and says, "Enjoy!" He tosses her onto a seat and walks out of the room, locking it behind him.

Summer Gale turns as she hears another female voice say, "Great, now I understand why my disguise didn't work." She gasps as she sees a copy of herself in the room with a pink handbag.

The woman suddenly morphs into a thin and stylish blonde woman that Summer Gale recognized as Camille Leon, the disinherited celebrity with the hairless cat popping out of her handbag to angrily "Mrrrrowl" at her.

Summer Gale cries out, "What are you doing here?"

Camille Leon says, "Trying to sneak into Kim Possible's wedding. The same as you."

(Meanwhile)

A very nervous bride to be fidgets at her wedding dress and even though it had been adjusted to fit her perfectly, it felt tighter than anything she had ever worn and that included her supersuit that pinched at her just like it had at Ron when he had worn it that one time.

Monique walks up with a smile on her face and says, "Calm down girl, you look gorgeous. Your man didn't back out before and I can tell you this, if he backs out now after seeing you in that dress then he is the most foolish boy in the world… no, make that the galaxy. Hell, I bet there will be some girls out there who will want to marry you after seeing you in that!"

Kim blushes a deep red and says, "Monique! That isn't helping!"

Monique laughs and says, "Don't worry Kim. You know he loves you with all his heart right? You love him too don't you?" Kim nods in response to her question before Monique then says, "Well then relax, didn't you tell me more than once that you wanted to just shout out to the whole world that you loved Ron? Don't you answer that, because we both know the answer."

Kim looks at Monique and says, "I know, it is just that so many questions are running through my mind. What if we're doing this too early, what if this affects our team, what if Grandmother Carmen is right and…?" Monique suddenly says, "Now wait a picking moment Kim. If all your fears and doubts are from that woman then I want you to forget them all right this moment!"

Kim sighs and says, "But she has some good points Monique."

Monique rolls her eyes and says, "Listen, for other people she might but for you I would say the timing is perfect." She shakes her head as she sighs and says, "Girlfriend, I didn't think I would have to say this but. Your grandmother is a spiteful, angry witch who should return to whatever hole or cave that she slithered out of instead of attending your beautiful wedding and you know I am right." She can see Kim's face so she takes a quick breath and pushes on as she says, "So whatever she said to you that put all these doubts in you. I want you to forget them right now because I don't want her to ruin your wedding."

Kim looks at Monique in silence for the longest time, taking in the sight of Monique's face that told her that she had meant every word before she suddenly reaches out and gives her a big hug. She softly whispers to Monique, "Thanks Monique… you always know just the right stuff to say."

Monique smiles and pushes Kim back as she says, "Hey girl, you know I always got your back just like your man. Now don't you go getting misty-eyed or you'll ruin your make up and I want you to be looking perfect for your wedding. You deserve it."

Kim still smiles at Monique and says, "Thanks again Monique."

Monique heads towards the door and says, "No problem, and just remember what I said. Put her words outta your head. You two couldn't be more perfect for each other."

Kim softly waves to Monique and says to herself, "Thanks Monique…" before she turns to look at herself in the three full-length mirrors reserved for brides at the church. She runs her hands over the dress to get rid of any imperceptible wrinkles that came from hugging Monique.

Kim runs her hands over the white gloves that covered her hands and ran up to her elbows. She really hoped that everything would go smoothly and that nothing would keep her from saying her "I Do" to Ron. Not that she had much to worry about with all the security out there but she realized that she had to stop worrying and just trust everyone to do their jobs while she enjoyed the special day that she had always dreamed about.

(Meanwhile in another changing room)

Ron was struggling with the wedding tux as for some reason it had fit just fine in front of the dresser but right at that moment he couldn't even get his pants on right. A fact that he realized after putting them on that he had it on backwards! He slaps his forehead with the palm of his hand and moans, "Oh man! I have got to get it together, I am going to be marrying Kim soon!"

He tries once more, taking off his pants and putting them on the right way, zipping it up and buckling the belt that had been her anniversary gift to him. He sincerely hoped that it worked better this time around than last time as he did not want to have a pants malfunction on the day of his wedding to his best friend.

There is a knock on the door and he calls out, "Please be the dresser or somebody who can help me!" The door opens and both his father and Felix come in.

Felix says, "Somehow I had a feeling that we'd find you like this." He looks at Ron who only had his pants on and a haphazardly attempt at his button up shirt. He notices that Ron didn't even have his shoes on yet and just one sock.

Mr. Stoppable walks up and picks up the missing sock as he says, "Son, I know you are nervous but you should try to relax. You and Kimberly are made for each other."

Ron takes the sock while nodding his head quickly in agreement. He uses his free hand to run his fingers a little over his combed hair and says, "Yeah… I know. I just don't want anything to go wrong, ya' know?"

Felix chuckles and says, "What can possibly go wrong? You have a literal army or two out there watching out for you guys and don't forget that Shego is out there too. She will take care of anyone who even tries to mess things up."

Ron nods so much that it reminded Felix of a bobblehead doll as he says, "Yeah, I know you're right. It is just that… this is so huge!" He throws his hands up into the air, waving about the one sock in his hand before he goes on to say, "I am marrying my best friend, who was also my girlfriend for less than a year and… and… I just wonder if Carmen is right about me marrying KP."

Felix zooms forward with a touch on his wheelchair and screeches to a stop in front of Ron before he says, "Now I understand! She said something to you didn't she?"

Ron looks away and down at the sock in his hand, fidgeting with it as he says, "Uh… yeah… she might have said something." His mind wanders back to a visit from her when the parents were out and he was babysitting Hana.

(Flashback)

Ron is holding Hana in one hand as he answers the door and standing there with an unpleasant expression on her face was Kim's grandmother, Carmen. He knew to be polite to people and says, "Uh, hello… can I help you?"

Carmen looks around as if expecting trouble and says, "Can I come in? We need to talk."

Ron nods as he pulls the door back more so she can walk in and says, "Sure, come on in."

The two of them walk to the living room where they sit on the couch with Ron putting Hana next to him. It is a long moment before Carmen says to Ron, "Look Blondie, I know that you love Kim but tell me something. Are you really ready for it? Neither of you have a real serious paying job, the two of you are going to start college which is a stressful thing in itself, then there's the fact that 90 percent of high school couples end up divorced even if they have kids." She takes a long pause as she can see the nervousness on his face before she then says, "Ok, just promise me that you'll think about this. You seem like a nice, smart kid and I think you'll do the right thing for the both of you."

Ron says, "I know what you're saying but we're covered. We have enough money to be comfortable and I love Kim."

Carmen snaps at him, "Love isn't enough in this world!" She stops and says more calmly, "You have to face reality, all the love and good intentions in the world aren't going to change anything. You know all those missions that the two of you have gone on? Tell me… what has really changed? From what I hear most of those villains had been trying since before you guys came on the scene to take over the world, how are things going to be any different without you two kids around to stop them?"

Ron didn't have any knowledge of what had been going on before they started to save the world. He had always thought that they started because they had heard about how good a job they were doing but to hear that the world was still somehow safe even without their good deeds… it was a bit on the emotionally shocking side of things.

Carmen presses a bit more as she says, "Take some time to think about things kiddo. You know I am right, and so just maybe… I could be right about you marrying my granddaughter, right?"

Ron blinks and says, "Uh… I don't know…"

Carmen can see that she has succeeded in making Ron confused and doubting. She starts to smile, planning to go in with the closing argument when suddenly a small clock hits her on the side of the head. She cries out and growls, "Who threw that?" but all she sees is little Hana clapping her hand while giggling.

Ron picks up the clock and cries out, "Oh man! My parents will be home soon and I have yet to feed her!"

Carmen didn't like the sound of that so she says, "Well I can see that you're busy so I will leave you to think about what I said. Goodbye Blondie." She then takes off out the door before Ron can say anything.

Ron picks up Hana from where she was and puts the clock back where it was supposed to be, which was right next to where she was. Even as he carries Hana, he misses the unhappy glare at the door through which Carmen had gone through from Hana.

(End of Flashback)

Felix sighs and shakes his head as he says, "Ron man, I love you like a brother but you have got to learn to not to take to heart what everyone says. That woman is nothing but trouble; didn't you hear what she did to Kim's mother? Don't you see what is happening here? She is trying to have history repeat itself!"

Ron steps back and says, "Naw, she wouldn't do that to her Kim. Would she?"

Mr. Stoppable walks up and gently puts his hand on Ron's shoulder as he says, "Son, you know I rarely speak ill of anyone but your friend is right. I don't think she truly has the best intentions for either of you."

Ron takes in the words of his father and best friend but he still had the lingering doubt and worry from Carmen's words.

Both Felix and Ron's father could see that Ron was still uncertain so Felix says, "Well I guess we'll just go and tell Kim that the wedding is off. Of course she'll probably never want to see or speak to you again after this…" He is cut off as a glowing blue Ron lifts him out of his chair as a desperate cry comes from him, "No! Please! Anything but that! Kim is my life! My heart! I couldn't live without her!"

Neither Mr. Stoppable nor Felix could believe what they were seeing as the blue glow was shaped like a monkey around him with the blue tail clearly agitated.

Felix couldn't believe how strong Ron was at that moment as he found it very difficult to move or even breathe but he does manage to say, "Ok, I wo-won't say anything… to her."

Ron puts Felix back into his chair and the glow stays around him for another minute until he calms down enough for it to disappear. He realizes what he's done and says, "S-Sorry Felix. I hope I didn't hurt you."

Felix rubs the sore spots and says, "No harm done, but I know that you're definitely not going to back out of marrying Kim for sure now." He flashes Ron a smile to show that was not sore at him, in fact he was quite relieved to know that Carmen had not dug her claws in deep enough to make him give up Kim.

Ron smiles at his friend and says, "Thanks buddy, I owe you one."

Felix laughs it off and says, "No you don't, but if you really want to owe me something. Then do me a favor and forget whatever she told you, finish getting dressed and go out there and marry Kim before someone decides she beautiful enough to beat you to the punch."

Ron grins, as he knows that no one was going to do that and says, "You got it!" He immediately tries to put on his sock and ends up hoping around on one foot as he tries to get the tight sock on.

Felix looks up at the roof as he chuckles before he says, "Here Ron… let me help you." Before he extends his chair's robotic hands to help.

(Under the streets)

Heading towards the church on the back of some animals in the sewers was a rather heavy woman whose glasses bounced a little on her nose with each step her creations took. She wasn't alone though, for she was with her (arguably) boyfriend that she had done some genetic alterations on with his little furry friends along for the ride.

DNAmy says, "I do appreciate your help in this snookums baby"

Monkey Fist growls, "Must you call me snookums?"

DNAmy says teasingly, "I call you my rainbow otterfly…"

Monkey Fist sullenly says, "Snookums it is then." To this a few of the other monkeys start to make tease him in their monkey language while the rest laugh. He knew that DNAmy wouldn't have a clue as to what they were saying.

Monkey Fist planned on using her and her creatures to distract Kim Possible while he took on Ron Stoppable and prevented him from ushering the new destiny that would only hamper his efforts in becoming the Monkey King.

(Above ground)

Ron fidgets with the lace loop on his shoe before he finally succeeds and says, "Finally! Now I can go marry KP!"

Felix chuckles and says, "You won't be able to call her that for much longer."

Ron looks at Felix with some confusion until Felix says, "Remember? She is going to be Mrs. Kim Stoppable" He then gasps and says, "You're right! Do you think she'll mind me calling her KS? Or KP out of habit?"

Felix shakes his head as he smiles and says, "I doubt she mind either way Ron."

Ron lets out a breath as he goes "Whew, the last thing I need is to mess up things before I am even married!"

Felix says, "Come on Ron, the only way that you could mess up is by not showing up and I think it is safe to say you are going to do that." He looks at Ron who was so nervous that he had stopped breathing so he shouts, "BREATHE RON!"

Ron starts breathing again out of shock and says, "Whew! I thought I was going to pass out there for a moment. Thanks Felix."

Mr. Stoppable says, "Son, Do you know what the most important thing I have learned being an actuary?"

Ron looks at his father and says, "What is it?"

Mr. Stoppable gives his son a warm smile as he says, "That some things are definitely worth the risk."

Ron is confused and says, "What's the risky thing?"

Felix says, "Well if you don't get out there right now and marry Kim, I would have to say Kim's wrath along with Shego fury is risk that you run right now."

Ron cries out, "Kim!" and bolts out of the room.

Mr. Stoppable says, "That was very slick."

Felix shrugs and says, "Hey, it got him out of the room didn't it?" He then points to the back of his chair and says, "Hop on, if we go to turbo we just might catch up to him."

Mr. Stoppable nods and gets onto the back the wheelchair before Felix activates his chair's controls and together they zoom out of the room at high speed.

The two of them reach the altar just behind Ron who had outrun the two of them.

Felix whispers to Mr. Stoppable as he steps off, "I didn't know Ron could run so fast, did you?" to which a whispered, "No, I did not know" before Mr. Stoppable walks over to join his wife at the seats with a fancy card on it that read "Reserved for Stoppable."

Ron stands up at the altar and says to Rufus as he crawls up onto his shoulder, "How do I look buddy?" Rufus hmms in thought as he looks at Ron before giving him an enthusiastic thumbs up. Ron smiles and says, "Thanks Rufus."

The twin doors at the far end open up every head in the room turns to see who is going to be the first to step through the door.

The first to step through are the pixie girls all dressed up as flower girls in light purple sundresses and in their arms they had little baskets full of flower petals. The girls walk through, sprinkling flower petals all the way up to the altar before going off to take their spots.

Ron was nervous and somehow he saw Carmen turn her head to look at him and give him that look that silently said to him, "Are you thinking about what I said?" before she turned away to see the first person to step through which was Bonnie dressed in a light purple dress much like the flower girls but hers was much more elegantly done from top to bottom with flower patterns. She steps forward and takes in the arm of her man Junior before she begins to walk down the aisles. She had no problem that she wasn't the center of attention for once, as she knew this was Kim's big day. She wore her proudest, most genuine smile as she walked down for she was proud and happy to be able to be a part of a wedding even after how badly she had botched things up by taking Kim's engagement ring.

Before Bonnie was even halfway down the aisle, another girl walked up and it was Tara who took her boyfriend Josh's arm down the aisle.

Tara couldn't help but blush red as she felt with all the eyes, and the way she was so beautifully dressed that she was the one getting married to Josh. It was just a little fantasy that she had started to have when she learned of Kim's engagement.

After Tara came down halfway with Bonnie moving to her position and turning to watch the rest come down.

Bonnie couldn't help but stifle a couple of laughs as she saw Will Du, all dressed up as a woman and a very beautiful one at that. If it weren't for the jaw, one would think he was a natural woman from how well made over he was. She had heard the story about what he had done to Monique and that automatically put him on the 'Nottie' list for her. She starts to try to pull off her laughs as hiccups when Will Du got close enough with Tiny from the football team for her to see just how hugely uncomfortable he was even if he was trying to put on an air of professionalism.

By the time Bonnie was able to regain control of herself, the other bridesmaids had come down the aisle along with their guys, leaving just Monique and Shego left to come down the aisle. She turns her attention to Ron for a second to see Ron paying rapid attention to the doors and Bonnie rolls her eyes as she thinks, "What is he thinking? That Possible isn't going to show up? Fat chance, she loves the l-, I mean she loves him like crazy."

Shego steps through the doors and takes her man, Drew Lipsky's arm into hers before she starts to walk down. She couldn't help but feel that somehow her life was complete. She was walking down the aisle with a man she loved at a wedding, which admittedly wasn't her own but just maybe someday she would have her own. Her eyes slowly drink up the sight of everyone that Kim had invited and could see the love and happiness undisguised on their faces and in their eyes. She steals a quick glance at Drew and almost gasps at the way he looked with his strong chin and the strength that emanated from him.

Shego suddenly remembers the child's words about her and a child and she then starts to walk the rest of the way in a daze, with her not snapping out of it until she sees Monique already more than halfway down the aisle with Hirotaka.

Shego pauses with the release of Drew as she feels a small vibration that most people would have missed with all that was going on and in fact a quick glance told her that she was the only one to have noticed it. She pulls Drew in and whispers, "Wedding crashers. Get ready and pass it on." She releases him and turns without even checking to see if he took his spot or not.

Shego walks over to the other girls and whispers, "We have trouble Moni-" before she is cut off as Monique loudly whispers back, "Look! It is Kim!" She turns her head to see Kim and although she had already seen the dress that Kim was going to wear, there was nothing to prepare her to prepare her for the sight of a radiant Kim.

To state that Kim was positively glowing in radiance would have been an understatement for there seemed to be a warm glow all around her like a golden halo as Kim stands there at the double doors with a mixture of pink and red flowers in her hands.

Kim just stands there looking over everybody in the room with a happy smile for she felt like that she was so overflowing with happiness that she just wanted to cry. She couldn't cry though for there was some kind of block that kept her from doing so. Her eyes met the eyes of each and every person in the room starting with the ones in the closest rows to her, making sure to work towards the altar for she knew that once she saw Ron's eyes. She wouldn't be seeing anything other than his eyes.

She feels her heart swell as the amazed expressions of her closest friends and arch's before her eyes finally meet Ron. The moment Kim's eyes, all she could see was how happy he looked with all the love just glowing in his eyes. Never mind that she could see a glow of blue from his brown eyes, she accepted every part of him from his cute three little freckles on his cheeks to his mystical monkey powers and she never wanted anything more at that moment in her life than to be completely his.

Kim feels a hand take hers with an arm slipping through hers before hearing her father whisper, "You look positively radiant Kim… I love you." She can feel the soft kiss upon her cheek as she whispers back, "Thank you dad." All without her eyes leaving Ron.

Every step towards Ron was a step closer towards heaven for her, a step closer to the purest love, a step closer to her best friend, a step closer to Ron and even though it had seemed like an eternity to her, it had also gone so fast that before she knew it. She was standing at the altar as her father sat down next to her mother.

As Ron and Kim gaze at each other, with the other barely listening to the Pope's words even though they would both remember his words very clearly for the rest of their lives.

Shego feels another slight tremor, this time it was stronger and clearly closer than before. She clenches a fist and readies herself for whatever or whoever comes to wreck the wedding and she would definitely not be holding back in her righteous fury.

(Below the ground)

Monkey Fist says, "Do your monsters have to wreck so much? If we aren't careful we will give ourselves away!"

DNAmy indignantly says, "They are not monsters! I already told you that they are my living cuddle buddies!"

Monkey Fist says, "Whatever! According to the device, we are almost below them. When I give the signal they are to break through the ceiling and I only pray that we are not too late!"

DNAmy rubs her hands together eagerly as she says, "Yes! Those ultra-rare cuddle buddies are mine to collect!"

Monkey Fist rolls his eyes and continues down the tunnel.

(Back in the Church)

Dr. Director whispers through her communicator, "What do you mean there are going to be wedding crashers? Who told you? Shego!?" She frowns and knew that Shego was not one to sound a false alarm, if she told Drakken then it was as sure as he was blue that it was going to happen but the question was how because they were very covered by both land and air.

Dr. Director whispers, "Ok, alert all teams and if you can pass on what you told me to the ninjas. They are our best bet for covering Kim should anyone break in. Dr. Director out."

Dr. Director frowns as she taps her chin in thought, trying to figure out how that anyone could get past all their defenses and the combined armies of GJ and WEE.

(At the Altar)

The Pope says, "Do you, Kimberly Anne Possible take this man as your husband and your closest, dearest friend to hold and protect, in sickness and health, and do you agree to be fully committed to the sanctity of this marriage for as long as you both shall live?"

Kim doesn't even seem to blink as she stares into Ron's eyes as she says, "I so do, please and thank you."

The Pope thinks the answer was a bit odd but then he had heard stranger in his years, noticing that the gaze that which Kim gave Ron was one who could only be described as one totally head over heels and then some in love. He had no doubt that their marriage and love would last a lifetime. He smiles at her as he says, "Please place the ring on his finger."

Kim reaches out at the same time Ron does with their fingertips touching, sliding across each other as if caressing before she takes him by the palm of his hand and whispers, "I love you Ron" as she slips the ring onto his finger.

The Pope then turns to Ron, seeing that Ron was gazing at Kim the exact same way and was not surprised. He smiles warmly as he says, "Do you, Ronald Dean Stoppable take this woman as your wife and your closest, dearest friend to hold and protect, in sickness and health, and do you agree to be fully committed to the sanctity of this marriage for as long as you both shall live?"

Ron gently squeezes Kim's hand in his as he says, "I most definitely, absolutely, and most positively do!" He looks then whispers, "I love you Kim" while Rufus says, "Booyah!" and hands Ron the ring for Kim.

The Pope says to Ron, "Please place the ring on her finger. Let these rings serve as locks–not binding you together–but as keys, unlocking the secrets of your hearts for each other to know, and thus bringing you closer together forever."

Ron then smiles at Kim lovingly as he slips the ring onto her finger. He smiles so hugely at her that he takes the tremor below his feet a sign that the Earth was moved by their love.

The Pope notices but decides to continue as security would handle anything before it got too close to them. He starts to raise his voice louder as he says, "And now I have the great honor and privilege of pronouncing this beautiful couple as husband and wife." He sees that they are still staring at each other and says, "You may kiss the bride now"

Kim and Ron were at arm's length one moment and the next it seemed that they were together with arms around each other's waist in a no-holds-barred kiss that seemed made 'almost' everyone call out "Awwww!" There were almost no dry eyes in the church and even the Pope himself found himself wiping away a few tears as he thought to himself, "It is days like this that really make being the Pope all the worth it."

Suddenly the ground starts to tremble and crack near the Pope and so Will Du grabs him, pulling him away to safety just in the nick of time as a small hole explodes as if hit by great force before the hole starts to cave in and coming short just a few inches of Kim and Ron's feet before it finally came to a stop to reveal Monkey Fist, DNAmy and a bunch of both weird creatures and ninja monkeys.

Kim and Ron were so engrossed in their kiss that they didn't notice any of that until their kiss ends with Monkey Fist and DNAmy crawling out of the hole as their creatures and monkeys crawl out of the hole.

Kim says, "I love you Ron Stoppable…" as she gazes lovingly at Ron before Ron also says back at her, "And I love you Kim Stoppable…" before Shego shouts, "Hello! Earth calling! We have wedding crashers!" The two of them turn to look at their enemies and do a double blink before Monkey Fist deals a good punch at Ron, which sends him flying backwards down the aisle.

Shego growls, "You'll pay for that monkey boy!" She starts to advance when Kim shouts, "Wait Shego! He's mine! He struck my husband and so he'll answer to me!"

Monkey Fist says, "What? We didn't make it in time to stop the wedding? I thought we were an hour early!"

A monkey chatters at Monkey Fist and he says, "What? You forgot to adjust for the time zone?" He sighs and grumbles, "This is what I get for allowing a monkey to be in charge of the team time."

Monkey Fist suddenly gets a powerful punch to the face, sending him down to the ground causing him to cry out, "Who did that? I demand to know…" He trails off as he watches the furious bride storm towards him, cracking her knuckles.

Kim says, "No one wrecks my wedding or hurts my husband!" She prepares to strike when Ron calls out, "Kim! Wait!" She stops and waits for Ron to join her by the side and then he says to her, "We're married, we should do this together."

Monkey Fist gets into position and says, "I am a Monkey Master! You won't find it so easy to defeat me!" He then shouts, "Monkey Ninjas, ATTACK!"

When nothing happens he looks around as Ron says, "You mean the ones already being dealt with by the ninja security?" Monkey Fist could scarcely believe his eyes as he recognized Yamanouchi ninjas directly confronting and winning against his monkey ninjas.

Ron taunts Monkey Fist, "Dude, did you think we wouldn't have like a ton of security at our wedding?"

Monkey Fist waves his fist in the air and says, "No matter! My partner's creatures are more than a many for any of your ninjas!"

Kim points at one creatures, a rhino/bunny combination and says, "You mean like that one?"

Monkey Fist turns his head to see that the creature in question was being dealt with by Hego who lifts it up over his head and then proceeds to toss it hard into a wall. He cries out, "Who the heck is that blue moron?"

Shego steps up with her fists glowing and snarls, "That's my brother you're talking about there."

Monkey Fist's eyes grow wide and he backs up a step as he had heard what Shego had done to Dementor and the rumors of what she threatened to do.

Ron says to Kim, "Weren't we supposed to be doing something Kim?" Who smiles at him knowing the game he was playing and says, "Yes, I believe we were playing Punch Out."

Monkey Fist says, "What are you two babbling about now?" before he sees Kim and Ron pull back their fists and say at the same time, "This!" He tries to block but their combined punch was too much for him and he is sent flying through the air to land by the unconscious rhino/bunny creature.

The commotion finally distracts DNAmy who had been tearing through Kim and Ron's gifts looking for the Kim and Ron cuddlebuddies that were supposed to be given to them.

DNAmy cries out, "Snookums!" as she runs as fast as she can and cradles Monkey Fist in one arm as she rubs a caring hand over the other one. She glares at Kim and Ron as she says, "You two are just the biggest meanies! All I ever wanted were your exclusive cuddlebuddies!"

Kim is stunned and says, "You broke into my wedding… for plush?"

Ron jabs playfully at Kim's side and says, "Pandaroo…?" causing Kim to blush for a moment and say to him, "So not the same thing Ron!"

Even as they stand there, another one of the animal creatures crash through the walls of the church and destroying many of the rooms even as Will Du vainly tries to restrain it a lasso from his watch which only ended up dragging him along and ruining his wedding dress.

Mego was busy dealing with a dog/crab combination that was snapping at his hands with its claws. He says to the dog/crab, "You are not going to get my fingers again dog… crab… whatever you are!" He then shrinks small enough to slip through the crab's snapping claws before growing back up with his hand on the underside of it where it couldn't get at him and the tiny crab legs were useless.

Ron smiles at Kim as he says, "Well that went a lot smoother than I thought it would." Upon seeing the look from Kim that basically said 'Explaining now?' he elaborates and says, "Well I thought Monkey Fist would make another shot but DNAmy? Yeah, that was a surprise but hey… in my head the whole church kinda blew up and it hasn't happened, yet." He decides to add that last bit when the animal dragging Will Du around crashes through another wall.

Kim crosses her arms in front of herself as she says, "I have got to admit that I thought the church would blow up too if any of the villains got past security."

Will Du shouts, "Hello? A little help here please?"

The Pope turns Kim's father and says, "I knew that they saved the world from time to time, but surely this won't be the way their life will be now that they are married, will it?"

Mr. James Possible just softly chuckles as he looks at his daughter with her new husband and says, "Somehow, I think their life will never be dull." Giving the Pope pause as he stares at Kim and Ron before deciding to give them a prayer and a blessing as extra insurance for a long and happy future together.

DNAmy calls out to the creature dragging Will Du around and quickly goes over to her, stopping beside her so she can pet it on the head.

Monkey Fist mumbles, "No… prophesy…no…" before he wakes up and shouts at Ron, "No! I am to be the Monkey King!"

Ron says, "Dude, you can have that title. I just want to spend the rest of my life making Kim here happy."

Monkey Fist shouts at Kim, "And you! Surely you know what will come of being married with him!"

Kim wraps her arms around Ron and gives him a tight hug before she says, "Yeah, an amazingly perfect and wonderful life together."

Global Justice agents arrive to arrest and handcuff Monkey Fist and DNAmy before dragging them off to prison. They also manage to take the creatures of DNAmy to a nice Zoo until a way could be found to reverse what she had done to them.

Kim says to Ron, "Are you ready to cut the cake?"

Ron smiles and says, "Cake? Boy, am I ever!"

The Pope says, "They weren't even bothered by the intruders?"

Mr. Possible says, "Nope, c'mon now let's go watch them cut the cake."

The Pope thinks, "This is one weird family" before following the new couple over to where the cake was which was miraculously in the only part that had not been wrecked by the crashers and their animals.

The cake eating, toasting, and the dancing all went smoothly even as security somehow managed to keep the crowd outside the church from doing anything more than watching through the holes in the walls.

A couple hours later it is time for Kim and Ron to go to the limo and start off onto their honeymoon.

Kim says, "I'll be right back Ron. I need to go to the ladies room."

Ron gives Kim a quick kiss on the lips and says, "Ok, hurry back so we can start the honeymoon."

Kim gives Ron a kiss and runs off quickly to the ladies room.

Once in the ladies room, Kim pauses to look at her reflection in the mirror and notices that the battle had gotten her white wedding dress dirty. She smiles at her reflection and says to herself, "It doesn't matter that you got your dress dirty. You know that Ron loves you and you could have walked out there with a ripped dress and he still would have married you." She pauses for a moment as she brushes her fingers over her lips and then says, "MMM, what a kisser Ron is."

Suddenly a stall opens up and Kim in normal clothes steps out of the stall and before the Wedding Kim can react the Normal Kim covers her head with a shirt and pulls her into the stall as she lets out a loud, "MMMMPH!"


AN: Well everyone, I hope you enjoyed this mega-long chapter I wrote. Now you can see why I usually do 6 pages for each chapter. What did you think of it? Was anyone surprised by any of the characters that showed up in the story? What did you think of Monkey Fist and DNAmy showing up? What did you think of Carmen in this story, it seems that she never gives up does she? What did you think of Bonnie's part? Did you like the flower girls? Did you like poor Will Du's part? What did you think of Ron's father and Felix in this chapter? Any thoughts about the two Kim's in the bathroom? Which one was the real one and the other the fake? Any thoughts? What do you think will happen next?

As usual all votes, thoughts, ideas, suggestions and more are always welcome!