Stephenie Meyer owns all TWILIGHT characters.

Inspired by "75 Guy Truths (in 20 Words or Less)" from the December 2010 issue of Cosmopolitan.


What a Girl Wants, What a Boy Means

Dressed in White

Edward spins a tipsy Bella into Maria who throws her arms up and continues dancing. With a shake of his head, Edward leaves them on the dance floor and makes his way to the bar where Jasper stares at a line of shots.

"What's this?" Edward asks him before requesting a Guiness.

"I hate these things," Jasper laments.

"Weddings? Why?"

Jasper turns to stare at his friend incredulously. "Are you kidding? They make Maria go crazy. She keeps giving me that look like she's waiting."

Edward doesn't answer. Bella sometimes gives him that look. He doesn't mind; he returns it.

Why do men get so whiny about going to weddings, even if they always have fun at them?
They don't want you to get any ideas and suddenly start pressuring them to propose.


Thank you to Jill for the beta work.